Frank Gannucci
11-25-2011, 07:00 PM
Friday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (11/28-12/5):
(WCIU) (MeTV in Chicago which is a simulcast of WWME-CA)
(Note: Some MeTV affiliates I think are allowed to have different schedules than the national feed. At least during the overnight and early morning hours they are. So...)
All episodes might be in CC.
All times are Central.
Mon. Nov. 28, 2011 1a #59 (aka #102) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.
Mon. Dec. 5, 2011 1a #60 (aka #75) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.
*: This episode has been edited HEAVILY.
Credit goes to zap2it.com, the honeymooners.net, tvland.com, tvguide.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
"Hero Part 1":
Tommy: "He (Mr. Kramden) was a a great end in football."
Ed: "Great? Probably the biggest end in the business."
"Hero Part 1":
Alice: "Let me tell you something Ralph. When was the last time you lifted 400 pounds?"
Ed: "This morning when he got out of bed."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ralph: "While I am gone, don't you even think about giving away this
furniture."
Alice: "I tried, but they wouldn't accept it."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ralph: "After tonight, I may have my own pooltable in my apartment."
Ed: "If you do, you will probably have to stand on the sink to make a shot."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000? Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the sizes of dollar bills and find out."
(Ed opens the suitcase to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph (to Alice): "There you are."
Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph tries to butter up Alice.)
Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?"
Ed: "At least I got a good excuse."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "Norton, I'm going to remember you in my will. I'm leaving you my bowling shoes."
Ed: "Boy, thanks pal. I was just going to go out and buy myself a new pair of bowling shoes! This couldn't happen at a better time!"
"Be It Ever So Humble":
(The gang is in the broken-down home.)
Ed: "How long is this lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "How long is that?"
Ralph "99 years."
Ed: "99 years?"
Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."
Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."
(WCIU) (MeTV in Chicago which is a simulcast of WWME-CA)
(Note: Some MeTV affiliates I think are allowed to have different schedules than the national feed. At least during the overnight and early morning hours they are. So...)
All episodes might be in CC.
All times are Central.
Mon. Nov. 28, 2011 1a #59 (aka #102) - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.
Mon. Dec. 5, 2011 1a #60 (aka #75) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.
*: This episode has been edited HEAVILY.
Credit goes to zap2it.com, the honeymooners.net, tvland.com, tvguide.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
"Hero Part 1":
Tommy: "He (Mr. Kramden) was a a great end in football."
Ed: "Great? Probably the biggest end in the business."
"Hero Part 1":
Alice: "Let me tell you something Ralph. When was the last time you lifted 400 pounds?"
Ed: "This morning when he got out of bed."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ralph: "While I am gone, don't you even think about giving away this
furniture."
Alice: "I tried, but they wouldn't accept it."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ralph: "After tonight, I may have my own pooltable in my apartment."
Ed: "If you do, you will probably have to stand on the sink to make a shot."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000? Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the sizes of dollar bills and find out."
(Ed opens the suitcase to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph (to Alice): "There you are."
Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph tries to butter up Alice.)
Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?"
Ed: "At least I got a good excuse."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "Norton, I'm going to remember you in my will. I'm leaving you my bowling shoes."
Ed: "Boy, thanks pal. I was just going to go out and buy myself a new pair of bowling shoes! This couldn't happen at a better time!"
"Be It Ever So Humble":
(The gang is in the broken-down home.)
Ed: "How long is this lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "How long is that?"
Ralph "99 years."
Ed: "99 years?"
Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."
Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."