Pat
11-16-2011, 05:06 PM
Before the actual start of the show, Niles and Maris had Thanksgiving at Dad's apartment...
We decided to have a late Thanksgiving dinner at Dad's apartment. Maris exhausted herself by stuffing the turkey. On her behalf, it was the largest turkey we have every prepared between the two of us. It was 11 pounds. While Maris was sleeping it off, I finished preparing the turkey along with a spiral ham, candied yams, and some sort of cranberry sauce that Dad likes with orange peels in it.
By the time it was ready to serve, I woke Maris up. Dad continued to comment on the nice tablecloth that we had bought for the occasion and kept saying it must be polyester. Damn him, he knew Maris was allergic to polyester. She began sobbing and locked herself in the bathroom. I tried to talk her out, but it was of no avail. I started to carve the turkey when Frank came over with a pizza and some beer. He and Dad ate pizza and drank while watching some sort of sporting event on TV. Such was my Thanksgiving 1991.
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We decided to have a late Thanksgiving dinner at Dad's apartment. Maris exhausted herself by stuffing the turkey. On her behalf, it was the largest turkey we have every prepared between the two of us. It was 11 pounds. While Maris was sleeping it off, I finished preparing the turkey along with a spiral ham, candied yams, and some sort of cranberry sauce that Dad likes with orange peels in it.
By the time it was ready to serve, I woke Maris up. Dad continued to comment on the nice tablecloth that we had bought for the occasion and kept saying it must be polyester. Damn him, he knew Maris was allergic to polyester. She began sobbing and locked herself in the bathroom. I tried to talk her out, but it was of no avail. I started to carve the turkey when Frank came over with a pizza and some beer. He and Dad ate pizza and drank while watching some sort of sporting event on TV. Such was my Thanksgiving 1991.
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