Note: Last week, I posted a skit in which the Kramdens and Nortons took a trip to Miami Beach.

(The Kramdens & Nortons arrive home in front of 328 Chauncey Street.)

Ed: "Boy, what a trip Ralph-ie boy!" Trixie: "Yeah, I didn't want to leave."

Ralph: "Me neither. That trip was great. The only thing that I hated is that we had to get up at 4a to make the flight home."

Ed: "I will never forget all of us having to drag you out of bed. When you hit the floor, I thought that the floor was going to cave in."

Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton."

Alice: "We must go back down there soon."

Ralph: "Yes, we will. Miami Beach is the greatest vacation spot in the world."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "The water was so crystal clear. I would love to see what the sewer water looked like."

Ralph: "What a surprise. When me and Norton entered that bar on Miami Beach last Monday, we must have been the ONLY New York Jets fan in there cheering on those Jets to beat the Dolphins."

Ed: "You should have seen Ralph. He was insulting those Dolphin fans and challenging them to a fight."

Alice: "What happened?"

Ed: "We both hi-tailed it out of there as fast as we can. We would have gotten into a fight had it not have been for the Shaq & the rest of the Miami Beach Police Department breaking it up."

Ralph: "You and your big mouth Norton. I was going to keep Alice in the dark about that. But, we all had a great time in Miami Beach."

(They all sing a song about Miami Beach. After that, the crowd applauds.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Hey, the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)