Pat
10-10-2011, 06:50 PM
Season 10: Tales From The Crypt
Gertrude: Who keeps ringing the doorbell?
Daphne: Shh! It's trick or treaters.
The doorbell stops ringing, and Niles looks through the peephole.
Niles: OK, they're gone.
Gertrude: Well, why didn't you let them in?
Daphne: Because someone forgot to get Halloween candy.
Niles: Although, someone else could have picked it up since she was
already in the store.
Daphne: But, that would override the duty list that someone insisted
on implementing. [smiles]
Beaten, Niles cozies up and kisses his wife.
Gertrude: If this is what you two call a fight, you're not fit to be
married.
Gertrude: Who keeps ringing the doorbell?
Daphne: Shh! It's trick or treaters.
The doorbell stops ringing, and Niles looks through the peephole.
Niles: OK, they're gone.
Gertrude: Well, why didn't you let them in?
Daphne: Because someone forgot to get Halloween candy.
Niles: Although, someone else could have picked it up since she was
already in the store.
Daphne: But, that would override the duty list that someone insisted
on implementing. [smiles]
Beaten, Niles cozies up and kisses his wife.
Gertrude: If this is what you two call a fight, you're not fit to be
married.