Is Chuck Lorre dying to tell his side of the Charlie Sheen saga? The TV exec producer’s vanity card at the end of tonight’s Two And A Half Men episode could be a clue. His remarks are especially interesting because of the new legal settlement among Lorre, Sheen, and Warner Bros:

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #351

Sometime last year I realized I had become the unwilling contestant in a reality show. I didn’t understand the rules, wasn’t sure if there even were any, and pretty much hated every second of it. For many months I kept hoping and praying that it would end. But it did not. Somewhere along the way, something inside me died. Anyway, now, suddenly, I’m being told that the reality show’s been cancelled. Apparently, it was just one of those things that somehow got out of control. Sorry. Whoops. Live and learn. Moving on. Game over. And that’s fine. I am so good with that. Yes, please, let’s all move on. There’s just one problem. That thing inside me that died? It walks at night. It’s angry. It’s hungry. And worst of all…it’s writing a tell-all book.


http://www.deadline.com/2011/09/chuck-lorre-hints-at-writing-a-tell-all/

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its a joke; I am pretty sure it wasn't meant to be taken seriously as a notice of a coming tell-all book.

the vanity card for Mike and Molly this week was about him shaving his balls in the shower. (it annoys the heck out of robyn, but I ALWAYS pause and read the entire vanity card for every one of his shows.)

...production logo "blogs" over the years, you can tell when he's being facetious and/or sarcastic. #351 is definitely one of them.

If Lorre ever writes his "tell-all book" {"My Life In Television...and you can have it!!"}, I'm sure he'll have a lot to say about Mr. Sheen, as well as Ms. Shepherd, Ms. Barr, and other stars he's worked with who were somewhat difficult on the set.

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