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Josh9125
01-13-2002, 03:14 AM
Welcome to Three's Company role play game. First of all we need a cast. I will be Jack Tripper. Reply if you find a part you like that is open. Please note this will be the Ropers years role play. Here is the cast:

Jack Tripper-Josh9125
Larry Dallas-LucyFan
Janet Wood-OPEN
Chrissy Snow-OPEN
Helen Roper-OPEN
Stanley Roper-OPEN
Reverened Snow-OPEN
Cindy Snow-OPEN
Bartender-OPEN

If cast gets full you can always add your own character. for example: roomates mother or father, roomates boyfriends or girlfriend, etc.

As soon as we get a cast we can start. Thanks.

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 03:18 AM
This role play sounds good to me so far! LOL :D

SoFl123
01-13-2002, 04:23 AM
well i sure dont want to be mr. roper cuz i love sex

maria1986
01-13-2002, 01:26 PM
I wanna be Janet!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by SoFl123
well i sure dont want to be mr. roper cuz i love sex
lol.:lol: I think that I will be Cindy.

Sean Snow
01-13-2002, 04:54 PM
Can I pleaze be Chrissy?

Mary-Ann
01-13-2002, 04:56 PM
:happyface I'M TERRI ALDEN!!!!!! I'M TERRRI ALDEN OK???:D

Mary-Ann
01-13-2002, 04:59 PM
:happyface I'M TERRI ALDEN OK????:D

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 07:39 PM
UPDATED CAST!!!!

Jack Tripper-Josh9125
Larry Dallas-LucyFan
Janet Wood-maria1986
Chrissy Snow-Sean Feeney Snow
Cindy Snow-tcbubblegrl
Terri Alden-Mary-Ann
Helen Roper-lucillefan
Stanley Roper-OPEN
Reverened Snow-OPEN
Ralph Furley-OPEN
Lana-OPEN
Bartender-OPEN

WE CAN GO AHEAD AND START! NEW CAST WILL BE ANNOUNCED WHEN WE GET VOLUNTEERS. :)

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Jack: Hey Larry want to go to the Reagle Beagle?

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 07:54 PM
Jack: I guess we got disconnected. I am gonna head on down there to see what is going on.

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 07:54 PM
The cast looks great! Let's start! :)

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 07:57 PM
::: sees Jack walking downstairs :::

Larry: Hi Jack! What have you been up to lately?

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 07:59 PM
Jack: Not much Larry, want to head to the Beagle with me?

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 08:02 PM
Cindy: Hey Jack, Hey Larry, can I come? I promise not to be a klutz, or I will try really hard not to be one.

lucillefan
01-13-2002, 08:04 PM
hi jack have you seen stanley anywhere?

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:06 PM
Jack: Sure Cindy!

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:08 PM
Larry: Jack, sure I will go with you. While we're there let's get some girls to be our dates.

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:08 PM
Jack: Well hi Mrs. Roper, I haven't see him at all lately. How long has he been missing?

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:10 PM
Larry: Hi Cindy, weren't you going to go shopping with your cousin Chrissy and Janet? Have you changed your mind again for the umptieeth time?

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:10 PM
Jack: Well I hope you find him soon Mrs. Roper. Me, Cindy, & Larry are headed to the beagle. See you later. :::GOING TO THE REAGLE BEAGLE:::

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:13 PM
Larry: Hi Mrs. Roper! I think your husband is at the Regle Beagle. Because lately he has been depressed. He said going to the Regle Beagle will take his mind of his depression.

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:16 PM
::At the Beagle::

Jack: WOW, there sure is a lot of people here.

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:18 PM
Larry: There sure is and there's a lot of HOT women in here too!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 08:21 PM
Hot guys too!:p

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:26 PM
Jack: So, Cindy, how is school going? :cool:

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:29 PM
Larry: Cindy, is there any hot women at your school?

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 08:30 PM
Cindy: It's going great! How's chef life?

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:33 PM
Jack: OMG Larry! Did you see that girl by the bar? She just smiled at me. :blush: What a babe! :eyes:

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by tcbubblegrl
Cindy: It's going great! How's chef life?

It is good Cindy! You know how much I love to cook. :talk:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 08:36 PM
Cindy: I think you should ask her her name Jack! Do you want me to ask her her name!?:)

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:44 PM
Larry: Uh, Jack, I think she smiled at me not at you. You know how all girls just love my looks. She just did it again! Wow, what a hottie!

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:44 PM
Jack: Ok, I will do that! Just watch the master in action.

:::walks to girl:::

Well hi there. Has anyone ever told you how beatiful you were?

Girl: :) Thanks

Jack: What's your name doll?

Girl: Vivian... Well, sorry I have to go meet my boyfriend. Bye se ya later.


:::feels dumb::: :::stomps foot::: Darn.

(Returns to table with Larry & Cindy)

Jack: Well she said we could go out later. She's really busy tonight. :D

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:47 PM
Larry: Jack you scared her off! Let me show you how its done . . .

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:50 PM
Jack: Sorry Larry she is already gone... :cool:

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 08:55 PM
Jack: So...Larry, Cindy....Let's have a drink at the bar!
:cheers:

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 08:57 PM
Larry: Be right Back

::: walks to a girl :::

Larry: Hi miss, my name is Larry, everyone calls me Larry. You look so sexy tonight! What's your name?

The girl: Thanks, my name is Heather.

Larry: I love that name! Almost every girl I've dated has that same name!

Heather: Really?

Larry: Yes. So, wanna go out tonight tootsie?

Heather: I'm sorry, I already have a boyfriend!

Larry: Aww, thats to be bad. I've also wanted a girl as dumb . . um I mean cute as you!

::: Heather kicks Larry :::

Heather: You're an insult to men! Leave me alone!


:: walks over to the bar where Jack and Cindy are sitting :::

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 09:04 PM
Cindy:Smooth, Larry, real smooth:rolleyes: :starts cracking up with laughter:

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 09:13 PM
Larry to Cindy: She didn't like me. That could happen to every Stud like myself. oh well, there's plenty of fresher fish in the sea.

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 09:15 PM
Jack: Gee, I haven't seen Janet or Terri around lately. I heard Chrissy was coming to visit sometime this week. She said she was thinking about renting the apartment right beside ours. She said she wanted to move into it and you be her room mate Cindy. Hopefully we will see all the gang around soon. It's odd how they haven't showed up yet...

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 09:18 PM
Larry: Weren't Chrissy and Janet going shopping for clothes? I think that is were they are at right now.

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 09:21 PM
Yeah, they probably did. Janet & Terri are always shopping. I think Chrissy will be here tonight.

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 09:26 PM
Cindy: Since Larry left to go to the bathroom there's 2 thing I have to tell you! I love you! and I may be pregnant!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 09:32 PM
Jack stares at her. Cindy: GOTCHA!!! hahahahahahaha! Good one Cindy!

maria1986
01-13-2002, 09:52 PM
Janet and Chrissy walks in struggling to carry all thier shopping bags.............

Janet: Jack could you give us a hand?....(Jack grads Chrissy's bags and leaves Janet standing there)....Thanks Jack your a big help:rolleyes2 .......So what are you guys up to?

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 09:56 PM
Cindy: Janet, Iv gotta real confession. I am gay and I love you. I hope you don't hate me.

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 10:04 PM
::: Larry returns to the Bar :::

Larry: Hi Janet, Hi Chrissy! What have you guys been up too lately? I have heard you two went shopping. Was it fun?

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 10:14 PM
Jack: :lol: Cindy you sure are acting odd today. Hi Janet, hi Chrissy. Glad to see you! :wave:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 10:19 PM
Cindy:"Oh, you all hate me!" :starts crying:

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 10:23 PM
Larry: I agree Jack, she (Cindy) is acting a little bit weird even for herself. Maybe she has a headache or something?

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 10:27 PM
Jack: Oh Cindy, calm down I was only kidding. You know I don't hate you! You're one of my best friends! :wink2:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 10:28 PM
Cindy: :sobs: It's true. I am gay! And you all will hate me. I am leaving here. Im gonna find a place where I can be accepted! Or who knows where Ill go! Oh!" she yells crying. She trips and runs out of the Reagle Beagle sobbing.

Josh9125
01-13-2002, 10:32 PM
Jack: Oh God I feel like such a jerk. I thought she was kidding. I guess she really is um...gay!?!?! I am so confued. I better go after her. See ya guys. :::Runs after Cindy:::

Jack: Cindy, please don't be mad, I don't hate you! You're my friend. I didn't know you were serious.

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 10:33 PM
She comes back in. Cindy: "Did you say that you accept me for being lesbian! Oh Jack!" she hugs Jack. "That's so accepting of you. I just hope you understand, Janet. The truth is I keep on fallin in and out of love with you, I never loved someone, the way I loved you. oh, Oh, OH!! How do you give me so much pleasure, and cause me so much pain?" :sobs: :(:crying: :crying:

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 10:41 PM
Larry to Cindy: Do you need to see a doctor or something? Anyways, here is a tissue for ya.

::: hands Cindy a tissue :::

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 10:49 PM
Cindy: "Thank you Larry! Thank you for the tissue! You are kind. No, I don't need a doctor though. I need a hug from Janet to make sure she doesn't hate me!" Cindy goes over to Janet and gives her a hug. "I will calm down now." she calms down. I was planning on keeping it a secret for all of my life. But I just had to let it out!" Cindy blows her nose and gets up but trips.

LucyFan
01-13-2002, 10:58 PM
Larry: You're welcome Cindy!

::: catches Cindy when she starts to trip :::

Larry: WOW, you're acting like yourself already. I think you need to go home and take a rest. Today has obviously been a big day for you. Here let me drive you home.

maria1986
01-13-2002, 11:08 PM
(Janet sitting there fazed).....

Janet: How odd........JACK!!! Did you let Cindy smoke weed again???!?!?!?!You KNOW how she gets when she is stoned! she says all sorts of crazy things! :mad:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-13-2002, 11:24 PM
Cindy: "NO!!:mad: Im NOT sick, and Im NOT high!! Im gay! Why is it so hard. When is the last time I went out with a guy?!Well, whenever I did, I was not happy! Why is this hard!? Im gay! Im going to find a gay bar where I can be accepted! Don't wait up for me!!" Cindy trips again and walks toward the door before she starts crying hysterically. Jack helps her. "Thank you Jack, you are the only one here who will accept me for who I am! I am lesbian! I know it's wierd you guys, but it is true." :She sighs: Janet, do you hate me?:(

JT
01-14-2002, 12:26 AM
Can I be RF?

(RF walks in)

Hey butch I can here you way downstairs!!!!!!!!!Can you keep it down I'm watching a Charlie's Angels rerun.Maybe you can watch with me?

Sean Snow
01-14-2002, 12:37 AM
[Chrissy Goes Over to the Bar]

Chrissy: [To Jim] Jim.....I've got a confession.

Jim: What is it?

Chrissy: I....I...got a nose job!

Jim: I don't see anything different.

Chrissy: No listen.....[Laughs]

Jim: So????

Chrissy: I DIDN'T SNORT!

[Chrissy Goes Over to Everyone Else]

Chrissy: What's all this comotion? And where's Cindy?

LucyFan
01-14-2002, 01:01 AM
Larry to Chrissy: Cindy says she is gay. I really don't believe her. I think she is just having a hard day. I offered her a ride to her home but she didn't accept. I wish I could help her get out of this.
:::sigh:::

maria1986
01-14-2002, 05:13 PM
Janet turns to Jack...............

Janet: Jack, I have a date tonight.....So I was wondering if you and Terry could stay out until we are finished?

Josh9125
01-14-2002, 05:59 PM
Jack: Um, sure Janet! I'll just hang around here.

::walks to Chrissy::

Jack: Well hi Chrissy, how are you doing? Is your mother well yet?? :talk:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-14-2002, 07:04 PM
Cindy: "Since nobody believes me, I have proof that I am gay!" :takes out a picture from her jacket: "This! This is me and my former private lover, Andrea Roberts!" the picture shows Cindy and Andrea kissing. "Now, do you all believe me!? Please don't hate me you guys! We broke up 2 months ago, after she decided she was bi. Ive been having a really good day, I just need you all to believe me." ::sighs and weeps:::

LucyFan
01-14-2002, 07:54 PM
Larry: Oh my god! Oh my god! I can't believe her! I can't. Andrea Roberts was a former g/f of mine! I NEVER knew she was Bi. Eww!!!

Sean Snow
01-14-2002, 08:01 PM
Chrissy: CINDY! Andrea Roberts isn't that! It can't be...it just can't be! Andrea Roberts...is my...docter....Oh my...Oh no...Alright...

[Runs to a Seat & Faints]

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-14-2002, 08:01 PM
Cindy: "I know Larry, it's strange. By The Way, it's Andrea not Andrew." :laughs:

Sean Snow
01-14-2002, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by tcbubblegrl
Cindy: "I know Larry, it's strange. By The Way, it's Andrea not Andrew." :laughs:

Chrissy: Cindy, I just wanna say that I'll accept you...the only question is, how are you gonna tell Aunt Mo and your Papa John? How, how? [Stamps her hand on the bar count] I DEMAND AN ANSWER! Owww...I broke a nail!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-14-2002, 08:08 PM
Cindy: "Oh no! I never thought of that Chrissy! They certainly won't be pleased, you know how religious they are! They even boycotted the Tellytubies cuz they thought they promoted gayness." :snickers: "Oh! Will you all help me?"

Sean Snow
01-14-2002, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by tcbubblegrl
Cindy: "Oh no! I never thought of that Chrissy! They certainly won't be pleased, you know how religious they are! They even boycotted the Tellytubies cuz they thought they promoted gayness." :snickers: "Oh! Will you all help me?"

Chrissy: Sure! But think of what MY parents will tihnk of you...after all, my dad is a minister...he might not let me hang out in Santa Monica because of you! But it wouldn't be your fault...

maria1986
01-14-2002, 08:17 PM
Janet stands up.....

Janet: Gee you guys.....this sure has been a bizarre day......I think Im gonna go get ready for my date.....I told Mr. Furley to be at my place at 6...........Bye guys.....

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-14-2002, 08:19 PM
Cindy: "We can't let your parents find out! I think I will call my parents and tell them now." calls them, "hey mom. Ive gotta confession. Im gay!" "Really!! Well, now tell daddy! Really! Oh, this is great!!" :hangs up phone: "Guess what! They don't mind! They are now members of the Gays and Lesbian Against Defemation Association since they have been suspecting this all along! What a shocker for me!" she goes back to sit back down, and trips. :she laughs: :happyface

Josh9125
01-14-2002, 08:20 PM
Jack: WAIT! Janet!!! MR FURLEY???????

Sean Snow
01-14-2002, 08:22 PM
Chrissy: Boy...they sure joined it fast! Anyway guys, I have to go on a date with Elmo......[Starts singing Sesame Street Theme & Exits]

maria1986
01-14-2002, 08:24 PM
Janet stops and turns around...

Janet: Yeah Mr. Furley..........Well don't look so suprised Jack.....Mr. Furley is a very attractive man....... and plus he has been feeling down lately and Im gonna cheer him up!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-14-2002, 08:37 PM
Cindy: "Oh Janet, you are so nice!!" Cindy flutters her eyes at Janet. "I just love your eyes!" :she blushes and flutters her eyes at Janet again::kiss: :loveya: :grineyes: :blush: :kiss:

lucillefan
01-14-2002, 08:39 PM
::rushing into the Reagle Beagle::

helen roper: :crying: Oh no... chrissy, Stanley is...is...DEAD! I am so devastated. I don't know what to do. Can I please stay with you, janet, and jack for a few days? I think I am going to move out of our house and see if I can get a apartment here. Please let me stay with you all untill I figure something out. Oh Chrissy I'm so sad... :crying:

Beruche
01-14-2002, 08:43 PM
Can I be Andrea Roberts! LOL!!!!! :rotflmao: :p :crazy:

LucyFan
01-14-2002, 08:44 PM
Larry to Mrs. Roper: Your husband is not dead! He is just so depressed right now. He said that he could possibly loose his apartment complex! Btw, isn't that him standing by the bathroom door near the bar?

lucillefan
01-14-2002, 08:46 PM
Helen: YES he is dead! He died in a car wreck this morning. Thats why I was looking for him earlier. Oh Chrissy...please help me!! :crying:

LucyFan
01-14-2002, 08:56 PM
Jim the bartender: LARRY! There's a phone call for you and it's URGENT!

::: Larry walks to the phone and responds :::

Larry: OH MY GOD!
Larry gets teary-eye. He hangs up the phone. He walks and almost stumbles.

Larry: Jack!, Come with me! Something is about to happen and I need you to come with me! It's very urgent!

Josh9125
01-14-2002, 09:20 PM
(yes JOblairJOblair, you can be Andrea!)

Jack: OH NO MRS. ROPER!!! That is awful. Sure you can stay with Chrissy, Janet & I. I'm sure Mr. Furley would understand. May Mr. Roper rest in peice. :(

Jack: OH NO, what now, Larry????

Beruche
01-14-2002, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Josh9125
(yes JOblairJOblair, you can be Andrea!)


LOL! okay :happyface

LucyFan
01-14-2002, 09:33 PM
Larry: There's no time to talk, it's urgent! I'll tell you in the car on the way there . . .

::: Larry exits the Reagle Beagle :::
::: Larry Starts the car :::

Jack, are you coming?

maria1986
01-14-2002, 09:37 PM
Janet starts crying......

Janet: Mr. Roper is dead????? This can't be.....he was SO young! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!??!?!?!??!?!.............:( OH JACK.....(Janet runs and gives Jack a big hug, then something came to her mind).....

Inside Janet's head: Wait a minute.... It is awful that Mr. Roper is dead but maybe now Mr. Furley and Mrs. Roper can hook up!:idea: .... Now I won't have to go on all those dates with him!

Josh9125
01-14-2002, 09:40 PM
Jack: Um, ok...whatever Larry. Bye Janet, Mrs. Roper, Chrissy, Cindy...I have to go. Mrs. Roper, you make yourself comfortable at the apartment.

::gets in car with Larry::

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-14-2002, 11:33 PM
Cindy: "OMG! Mr. Roper can't be dead! I just saw him yesterday...and now he's gone!! I loved him, I really did. Oh Mr. Roper is with us in his spirit though! Janet have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes were? Oh, what am I saying!? Janet, you would never go out with me! I just wish me and Andrea were together again, even if she's bi!" Cindy starts crying.

Beruche
01-14-2002, 11:42 PM
:Andrea walks in:
Andrea: Cindy! What are you doing here I thought you said you were moving to China!?

LucyFan
01-14-2002, 11:59 PM
::: Larry is driving the car, Jack is the passenger :::

Larry: Thanks bud for coming with me. I really do appreciate it!

::: Larry gets teary-eyed again :::

Larry: I just receive a phone call that my mother is on the verge
of dying . . . possibly having a heart attack that will might kill her.
We are on our way to go see her. She lives four-five minutes away from Santa Monica. I hope you don't mind coming. My mother made a special request to see you!!! She likes you a lot!!!

::: Larry begins to cry a little ::: :crying:
::: Larry presses harder on the gas pedal :::

Larry: I must hurry before it's too late!!!

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 12:04 AM
Jack: It's ok Larry. I hope she will be alright.

LucyFan
01-15-2002, 12:16 AM
::: a sirene blows, and a cop is behind Larry's car on the road :::

Larry: Oh ****!!! :mad: I can't believe this is happening! What am I going to do, Jack? What I am going to say? He's gonna pull us over! I just know it.

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 12:20 AM
::the cop ends up chasing after someone else. Jack & Larry get to his mother's...::

Jack: Ok Larry, lets go inside...

LucyFan
01-15-2002, 12:43 AM
Larry: Jack, I'm not going inside. This is the wrong house. My mother's house is about five blocks away.

::: Larry & Jack get in the car :::

Just then, a cop on a motorcycle pulls up.

The Cop: OK, let me see your driver's license.

Larry: Who me?

The Cop: Who do you think? You were the one that was driving the car.

Larry: Why do you want to see my drivers license for?

The Cop: Well, you were speeding 90 miles per hour in a 70 miles per hour highway. I have the right to see your drivers license.

::: Larry reaches inside of his back pocket only to discover he doesn't have his driver's license :::

Larry: Sir, I have a good reason for not having my drivers license . . .

The Cop: Yes . . .

Larry: One of my ex-girlfriends stole it.

The Cop: I do not accept that accuse. That accuse has been done so many times.

Larry: Please let me go. I have a sick mother that is about to die. Please let me go.

The Cop: I'm sorry, but I can't. If I let you go then I will might loose my job over it. Now, get out of the car . . . or else!!!

Larry: Or Else what??

The Cop: You'll find out soon enough!!!

Larry: Jack, wish my mother the best!

The Cop: Enough already!

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 12:58 AM
Jack: have to go Larry. It is getting late and I have work in the morning.

:::walks home::: :::sees Chrissy & Janet & Mrs. Roper::: on the couch.

Jack: Hi girls! Boy has this been an odd day. Is Cindy okay???

:::looks at clock...11:33 PM:::

LucyFan
01-15-2002, 01:28 AM
::: Larry at the police station with the cop :::

Larry: I need to make a couple of phone calls.

The Cop: Go right on ahead.

::: Larry calls his Mother :::

Larry: Hi Mom! How are you feeling?

Larry's Mom (named Matilda): I'm feeling kind of sick and my heart is not doing any good. I thought you were coming over to see me.

Larry: Well . . . something happened and I am unable to see you right at this moment.

Matilda: What happened son?

Larry: I was speeding and cop pulled Jack and I over. I was trying my best to get over at your house as fast as I could. Then Jack ditched me. What a friend he is.

Matilda: Oh son don't let Jackie boy bother you! He is your friend but I am sure he had other plans to do.

Larry: Oh well, Now what am I going to do? The cop won't let me leave. He says I need to pay the fine or go to jail. The problem is I don't have enough money to pay the fine.

Matilda: Don't worry son, I will send Shirley Feeney and Laverne Defazio to come pay the fine.

Larry: Thanks Mom! I guess I don't need to make any more phone calls. I will be glad to see Laverne & Shirley again! They are two of my closest friends ever!

Matilda: I must be going now. Take care son, and I will see you tomorrow.

Larry: Bye Mom, and thanks again!

::: Larry hangs up the phone and sighs :::

The Cop: (gets teary-eyed) That was the sweetest phone call I have ever listened to!

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 05:57 PM
::Back at the Apartment::

Chrissy: Jack...Jack....Jack.....I've got to tell you....that there's....a man.....in the house....me, Mrs.Ropers, & Janets hands are tied....

[A MAn In Ski Mask Comes In]

Robber: WHO'S THIS?
Jack: I'm Jack Tripper.
Robber: Well tripper your fat behind on the couch! You sorry excuse of a man!
Jack: Who told him I cooked?
Robber: You cook? Well I bet it's bad...really bad!

Chrissy: Ohhh....Ohhh....it's baadddddd brother!

[Chrissy Gets Off Couch & Starts Grooving. While She's Dancing, She Kicks the Robber (UKnow Where LOL)]

::Chrissy Wakes Up and Is on the Couch::

Chrissy: Oh, hi Jack! Where's Larry?

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 06:19 PM
Cindy: "Hello Andrea! I can't believe I am seeing you! Why don't you come over to my place! We could....I dunno...whatever..." :giggles: They leave the Reagle B.

Beruche
01-15-2002, 06:24 PM
Andera: I was supposed to meet my date tonight but he's a creep anyway

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Andera: I was supposed to meet my date tonight but he's a creep anyway
Cindy: "So, Andrea, why did you break my heart!? Why didn't you tell me you were bi, earlier!?" :cries:

Beruche
01-15-2002, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by tcbubblegrl

Cindy: "So, Andrea, why did you break my heart!? Why didn't you tell me you were bi, earlier!?" :cries:

Andrea: I have a confession to make....I lied!
:She starts crying:

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair


Andrea: I have a confession to make....I lied!
:She starts crying:

::Chrissy Opens the Door. She Sees Andrea & Cindy::

Chrissy: Why is everyone crying? Oh, hi...ANDREA!

Beruche
01-15-2002, 07:30 PM
Andrea: Oh hi Chrissy what are you doing here?

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 07:30 PM
ignore this

Beruche
01-15-2002, 07:33 PM
Andrea: I was forced to be something I'm not by my parents

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair


Andrea: I have a confession to make....I lied!
:She starts crying:
You lied! You mean...you are lesbian!! Oh, thank you Lord!! Andrea, lets go to my place, now." :at the apartment: Jack, Janet, Chrissy, Terri, Mrs. Roper, Mr. Furley, Larry, Lana, you will never believe it! Andrea's always been gay! Her parents just tried to force her into being strait!" :Andrea and Cindy kiss::love: :heart: :kiss:

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by tcbubblegrl

You lied! You mean...you are lesbian!! Oh, thank you Lord!! Andrea, lets go to my place, now." :at the apartment: Jack, Janet, Chrissy, Terri, Mrs. Roper, Mr. Furley, Larry, Lana, you will never believe it! Andrea's always been gay! Her parents just tried to force her into being strait!" :Andrea and Cindy kiss::love: :heart: :kiss: :eek:

Chrissy: And I lied to.....I'm not stupid....I'm a smart person. Now, all I have to figure out what pie times the divisor of 188990000 is

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 07:45 PM
Well good for you Cindy...I guess. As long as it makes you happy! :p

Beruche
01-15-2002, 07:53 PM
Andrea: Cindy I think there's something you better know about you remember the creep I was supposed to meet a the reagal beagle well I'm gonna marry him.....

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 08:04 PM
Cindy starts to wimper: "But...but why? I thought you said...I thought you said..." screams crying: "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE LESBIAN!!" :cries:

maria1986
01-15-2002, 08:07 PM
(are we still w/ the robber????)

Janet stands up.......

Janet: well since we are all tied up and we are all about to die I might as well make a confession also.....I'm not really in love with Mr. Furley....I love YOU Jack!:eyes:

Beruche
01-15-2002, 08:07 PM
Andrea: Its just that I thought I would never see you again and I had to obey my parents so I figured I might as well get married :Andrea starts crying:

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 08:14 PM
Jack: I have a confession as well! I love you too Janet! :loveya: :kiss: :heart: :eyes:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 08:17 PM
robber coming out of the bedroom: "there's nothing in this apartment worth getting caught by cops to steal" :he leaves: "Oh my goodness, I didnt know there was a robber here! We could have been killed!" Cindy goes and unties all of them. "I didn't even realize that you all were tied up!" "Im sorry. But anyways, Janet, I think that's very noble to admit that, even though I wish you said you were inloved with me! :sighs:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 08:21 PM
Cindy to Janet: "Would you ever consider being my lover? Andrea is being forced to marry!"

maria1986
01-15-2002, 08:22 PM
Janet: OH JACK...(Janet kisses Jack and wispers in his ear)... If the robber lets us go let's go to your room and .............

Beruche
01-15-2002, 08:23 PM
Andrea: You know what Cindy I'm gonna tell Bob I can't marry him!

maria1986
01-15-2002, 08:24 PM
Janet: Well Cindy...You are a good friend of mine in I love you but ONLY as a sister... sorry Hon I just don't swing that way......

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by maria1986
Janet: Well Cindy...You are a good friend of mine in I love you but ONLY as a sister... sorry Hon I just don't swing that way......
:sighs: "It's okay. I understand. Andrea, no one can force you to marry outside your will! Don't marry him if you don't want to!! Your parents will just have to accept it! Oh, and have fun in the bedroom Jack and Janet,"Cindy sings.

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 08:32 PM
Jack: I am so glad we have let our feelings out Janet! I have to ask you something...W-W-ill y-o-o-u m-marry me? :love:

Beruche
01-15-2002, 08:34 PM
Andrea to Cindy: Your right!but you have to help me break the news to Bob and my parents!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Andrea to Cindy: Your right!but you have to help me break the news to Bob and my parents!
I will just tell me what to do.

Beruche
01-15-2002, 08:42 PM
Andrea: You have to help me find somebody else for Bob.How about Chrissy!?

maria1986
01-15-2002, 08:42 PM
Janet: Yes I will marry you Jack!!!....( starts kissing Jack again)

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-15-2002, 08:45 PM
Cindy to Andrea: "Sure, I'll take care of Chrissy, and you take care of Bob!

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 08:46 PM
Jack: Lets waste no time! Everyone get together we're going to have a wedding!!! Tonight!!! :)

maria1986
01-15-2002, 08:49 PM
Janet: Well I guess everyone is just finding there true love today!......(Janet turns to Mrs. Roper)....Mrs. Roper just died this morning but I really think you should get to know Mr. Furley... He knows how it feels to be lonely....

maria1986
01-15-2002, 08:50 PM
Janet: Oh but Jack I look like a reck and I have no dress!

Beruche
01-15-2002, 09:05 PM
Andrea to Cindy: Oh thank you!If I leave now I can go talk to Bob at the Reagle Beagle
:Andrea goes to the reagle beagle and sits down at Bob's table:
Andrea: Hi Bob I'm sorry I'm late!
Bob: Its about time you came where were you?
Andrea: I...ran into an old friend
Bob: Well next time wait for me okay?
Andrea: You know I think you should meet them Cindy and Chrissy Snow
Bob: What for?
Andrea: Their two of my best friends and I think you should meet them
Bob: If you insist....
:Bob and Andrea walk out of the reagle beagle:

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 09:06 PM
Chrissy: I feel upset! I'm not getting set up! And how did that robber get in here? He was only my dream...unles...all my dreams come true! That means any moment now the Teletubbies will come through that door! [Claps Hands]

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 09:09 PM
::AT the Apartment::
::Bob And Andrea Comes In::

Chrissy: Oh, hi! OMG That's Bob? OMG BOB YOU'RE SO HOT! I NEED YOU LIKE I NEED MY CHEX MIX! [Throws Herself at His Feet]

Beruche
01-15-2002, 09:12 PM
Andrea: Um Chrissy what are you doing?
Bob: Thats your friend?

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Andrea: Um Chrissy what are you doing?
Bob: Thats your friend?

Chrissy: Oh nothing. Is that Bob? You're giving up that hunk a hunk hunk of man?

Beruche
01-15-2002, 09:15 PM
Bob: What she talking about?
Andrea: Uh Chrissy can speak to you alone for a minute
:Chrissy and Andrea go into the kitchen:

Beruche
01-15-2002, 09:19 PM
:Andrea and Chrissy in kitchen:
Andrea: I have to explain a few things...wait where's Cindy?

Josh9125
01-15-2002, 09:19 PM
Jack: No worrys Janet! I have a dress already bought. I bought it just in case something like this would happen. ::goes to room, opens closet, pulls out the most beautiful dress anyone could imagine. Goes back to living room. Jack: Like it Janet? :) Get ready everyone and lets go!

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 09:19 PM
(((((In Kitchen)))))))

Chrissy: what is it? Do you want your man back? Well, he's mine! MINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE! [Starts Screaming]

Beruche
01-15-2002, 09:21 PM
Andrea: No!You can have him but there's a couple of things you have to know. First is that he doesn't know that I don't want to marry him and he doesn't know I'm trying to set the two of you up yet

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Andrea: No!You can have him but there's a couple of things you have to know. First is that he doesn't know that I don't want to marry him and he doesn't know I'm trying to setting the two of you up yet

Chrissy: Oh, I'll explain!

((((Goes into Living Room)))))

Chrissy: OH BOB! DREA DON'T WANT YOU, BUT I DO! COME TA MAMA!

maria1986
01-15-2002, 09:29 PM
Janet: OH JACK(you know how Janet is always saying it )!! This is the most georgus dress I have ever seen!..(Kisses Jack AGAIN)

Beruche
01-15-2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow


Chrissy: Oh, I'll explain!

((((Goes into Living Room)))))

Chrissy: OH BOB! DREA DON'T WANT YOU, BUT I DO! COME TA MAMA!

Andrea: Chrissy no!
Bob: Andrea what is she talking about
Andrea: I'm sorry she um has this problem...
Bob: What kind of problem?
Andrea: Um I'll tell you later why don't you wait outside
Bob: Allright it was ni...interesting to meet you Carrie
Andrea: Chrissy
Bob: Oh right Chrissy
:Bob walks out:
Andrea: Why did you do that!?

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 09:48 PM
Chrissy: I'm sorry! I don't know what got into me! It's just that...evryone else has someone! You have Cindy! Mrs.Roper has RF! Janet has Jack! But what about me?

Beruche
01-15-2002, 09:52 PM
Andrea: Trust me Bob will end up liking you but you have to pretend your not intrested!
:Chrissy stares at her confused:
Andrea: Listen tommorow Bob and I will come by again and you will act the opposite of what you were today allright?
:Chrissy stares still confused:
Andrea: Listen I'll explain the rest tommorow bye
:andrea leaves:

LucyFan
01-15-2002, 10:14 PM
::: Meanwhile, Larry at the police station :::

The Cop: Larry, Some vistors are here to see you!
Larry: Who are they?
The Cop: Their names are Laverne Defazio and Shirley Feeney
Larry: Send them in!

::: Laverne & Shirley walk in :::

Larry: Laverne! Shirley! I'm so glad to see you guys! What's been up gals?
Shirley: Hi Larrrr! ::wimpers:: Laverne and I heard the bad news. We're sorry.
Laverne: Shirl! Don't take things so emotionally!
Shirley: You right Laverne ::whimpers some more:: But I just can't help it!

The three chat for awhile . . . Laverne & Shirley bail Larry out and they are on the way to Larry's mother's house.

LucyFan
01-15-2002, 10:20 PM
Would anyone like to play Laverne, Shirley, or Matilda (Larry's Mother)? If so, please step in . . .

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 10:22 PM
Oh, I can play Shirley if ya want me to!

LucyFan
01-15-2002, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow
Oh, I can play Shirley if ya want me to!

Sure, I would love that . . .

Beruche
01-15-2002, 10:27 PM
I can play Laverne if you want.

Beruche
01-15-2002, 10:35 PM
:Bob comes back to the apartment and Chrissy opens the door:
Bob: Hi can I come in for a moment?

LucyFan
01-15-2002, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
I can play Laverne if you want.

Sure, you can play Laverne. :)

Sean Snow
01-15-2002, 10:38 PM
Chrissy: Sure! Also, I'm sorry for doing what I did before but you know what I did before because I did it when you were there. So, all Is forgiven I hope!

Beruche
01-15-2002, 10:40 PM
Bob: Thank you I just came because Andrea forgot something here and I need to look for it. Chrissy do you mind if I ask you a question?

Mary-Ann
01-16-2002, 09:21 PM
:happyface Terri: Hi! I'm back! Hey where is everyone???:confused: Jack????? Janet????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-19-2002, 06:28 PM
Cindy: "Oh, hello Terri! Boy, have you missed alot!!"

Beruche
01-19-2002, 06:33 PM
Bob: Who are you and who is Terri?

Mary-Ann
01-20-2002, 04:52 PM
Terri: I missed you a lot too Cindy!

F Y I : Terri is the girl that moved in when Cindy left!:happyface

JT
01-20-2002, 05:12 PM
Um....we kinda knew that.
You're dealing with TC experts here!
:lol: :lol:

Mary-Ann
01-20-2002, 05:20 PM
TERRI: CINDY?????

:rolleyes: I WAS TALKING TO JOBLAIRJOBLAIR!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TO YOU TOO JT!!!!!

Beruche
01-20-2002, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Mary-Ann


:rolleyes: I WAS TALKING TO JOBLAIRJOBLAIR!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TO YOU TOO JT!!!!!

I know who Terri is but "Bob" doesn't.lol

Sean Snow
01-20-2002, 05:46 PM
Chrissy: Sure Bob! Ask me whatever you want!

Mary-Ann
01-20-2002, 06:34 PM
OK

TERRI: I'M JACK AND JANET'S ROOMMATE. WHO IS BOB?????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-20-2002, 06:44 PM
Cindy: "Terri, you have missed sooo much! I have revealed that Im gay, Jack has proposed to Janet, and they are getting married, Bob is the Andrea's hubbie, who we want to set up with Chrissy, because me and Andrea want to be lesbian lovers, and Mr. Roper is dead, and now Mrs. Roper and Mr. Furley are together!"

Beruche
01-20-2002, 08:08 PM
Bob: Do you want to go to the Reagle Beagle with me and Andrea tomorow?

Sean Snow
01-20-2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Bob: Do you want to go to the Reagle Beagle with me and Andrea tomorow?

Chrissy: Oh...sure..[Goes to Cindy] When are you going to tell him?

Mary-Ann
01-20-2002, 09:20 PM
Terri: :eek: Cindy, I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant.:eek:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-20-2002, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Mary-Ann
Terri: :eek: Cindy, I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant.:eek:
Cindy: "By whom??? OMG!!!!" she starts jumping up and down until she trips and falls on her booty. "Oww, my booty!"

Sean Snow
01-20-2002, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Mary-Ann
Terri: :eek: Cindy, I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant.:eek:

Chrissy: Terri, you do? OMG!

Beruche
01-20-2002, 09:38 PM
:Bob hears them talking:
Bob to Terri: Excuse me you look very much like someone I know

Beruche
01-20-2002, 09:52 PM
:Andrea walks in:
Andrea: Cindy!Bob!Chrissy!I have to talk to you
:Looks at Terri:
Andrea: Who is that?Nevermind Bob I have something to tell you
Bob: What is it?
Andrea: I don't want to marry you!I'm gay and I want to marry Cindy!Not only that but I was trying to get you to like Chrissy so that you would leave me. I'm sorry for all the lies!
Bob: Andrea its allright I have a confession too I like Chrissy better than you Andrea

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 01:18 AM
Cindy: "Oh, Bob, that's great!!!!" Cindy forgets, and goes over and kisses Andrea.

Sean Snow
01-21-2002, 10:59 AM
Chrissy: Bobbywobby, you do like me? You like me, you really do?

Beruche
01-21-2002, 03:40 PM
Bob: Of course I like you Chrissy!I think I might even want to marry you if you want
Andrea: Oh thats wonderful right Chrissy?

Sean Snow
01-21-2002, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Bob: Of course I like you Chrissy!I think I might even want to marry you if you want
Andrea: Oh thats wonderful right Chrissy?

Chrissy: Oh, bobbilocious! Is that a proposal?

Beruche
01-21-2002, 04:31 PM
Bob to Chrissy: Will you marry me Chrissy?
Andrea: Oh thats perfect!Please say yes Chrissy please!

Sean Snow
01-21-2002, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Bob to Chrissy: Will you marry me Chrissy?
Andrea: Oh thats perfect!Please say yes Chrissy please!

Chrissy: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....OK! I DO!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 04:45 PM
Cindy: "Oh wow! Everyone is getting someone! Mrs. Roper and Mr. Furley, Chrissy and Bob, Jack and Janet! Well, Andrea, I want to ask you something, will you be my partner?"

Beruche
01-21-2002, 04:47 PM
Andrea: I would say yes Cindy but my parents would hate me!

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 04:50 PM
Cindy: "But you are a grown woman, Andrea, you have to do what YOU want, now what your parents want. Besides, how would your parents ever know. Please say yes, Andrea, for I fear I shall go insane if you don't!"

Beruche
01-21-2002, 04:53 PM
Andrea: But my parents come to visit me all the time and they have a right to I mean they gave me my new house as a wedding gift for me and Bob but know their just going to take it away!and my parents will hate me!:crying:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 04:57 PM
You have to take a firm stand on with them. Please, please please be my parter! I will go somewhere when they come over, so they won't know me.

Beruche
01-21-2002, 05:03 PM
Andrea: Allright Cindy!I'll be your partner and Bob and Chrissy you can have my house
Bob: We can!?
Andrea: Only you have to pretend to be married to me...
Bob: What!?!?!

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 05:39 PM
:happyface Terri: I got pregnant By Larry. Have I met you before Bob?:confused: :happyface :confused: :happyface

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 05:47 PM
Cindy: "OMG! Larry! That good for nothing....I can't believe it! Larry! Oh, Terri! Does Larry know??"

Beruche
01-21-2002, 05:48 PM
Bob: You look like Annie my long lost sister!
Andrea: Bob she said her name is Terri....
Bob: But she looks just like I imagined Annie turned out!!

Beruche
01-21-2002, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by tcbubblegrl
Cindy: "OMG! Larry! That good for nothing....I can't believe it! Larry! Oh, Terri! Does Larry know??"

Andrea:Wait a minute is that Larry Dallas that your talking about!?I sure hope not I went date with the creep once

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 06:02 PM
Terri: Um I am talking about Larry Dallas. Bob, what do you mean "howyou imagined Annie turned out?":confused: :confused: :happyface

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 06:04 PM
Terri: Um, I am talking about Larry Dallas. Bob, what do you mean that I am what you imagined Annie to be???:confused: :confused: :happyface

Beruche
01-21-2002, 06:06 PM
Bob: My parents lost Annie when she was two and we never got her back :(
:Bob starts crying:
Bob: You look like you could be her
Andrea: I hope Larry has changed since I last saw him he used to be a creep...in fact it was him who made me relize I liked girls better!

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 06:10 PM
Terri: Don't cry Bob. Larry doesn't know about it yet. I don't know how to tell him.:confused: :confused: :confused:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 06:14 PM
Cindy: "Dont you worry, Terri! I will help you tell that...person! And if there is anything you need from me, I will be glad to help."

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 06:19 PM
Terri: thanks Cindy. So, how do I tell him?

Beruche
01-21-2002, 06:20 PM
Bob: I'll help you too because you remind me of her..... :crying:
:Bob starts crying again:

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 06:23 PM
Terri: Thanks Bob. please don't cry. Now, how do I tell him?:confused: :confused: :confused:

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 06:53 PM
Cindy: "I think we need to go to Larry together! Tell him directly! That would be my approach!"

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 06:55 PM
Terri: Thanks Cindy. Let's go now. Come on.

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 07:08 PM
( Terri and Cindy go to Larry's apartment.)

Terri: Cindy you go in first. Then tell me what he says.

°Bubbly Blonde°
01-21-2002, 07:14 PM
Cindy: "Alright! Let's go! Are you going Andrea?"

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 07:16 PM
Terri: No Andrea's not going. Come on Cindy. Let's go.

maria1986
01-21-2002, 07:39 PM
(Janet, Jack, Mrs. Roper and Mr. Furley walk in)

Janet: Hey guys we are back.....
Jack: Everyone say hello to Janet Tripper...
Mr. Furley: .....and Helen Roper Furley!
Mrs. Roper: There was a two for one special at the chaple so Ralph asked me to marry him!

Beruche
01-21-2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Mary-Ann
Terri: No Andrea's not going. Come on Cindy. Let's go.

Bob: Wait for me Annie I mean Terri!
:Bob runs after them:
:Andrea stands alone:
Andrea: Well I'll just stay here then....

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 07:56 PM
Terri: Ok come on Bob. Ok we're here. Bob you go in first. Go on.

Beruche
01-21-2002, 08:00 PM
Bob: Me?allright
:Walks in:

Mary-Ann
01-21-2002, 08:06 PM
Terri:What are they saying??? I wish I was a fly on the wall.

Beruche
01-21-2002, 09:01 PM
:Cindy and Terri try to listen to Bob and Larry then they hear Bob scream:
Bob: Help!!!!
:Andrea and Chrissy run to Terri and Cindy:
Andrea: We heard Bob scream!

Mary-Ann
01-24-2002, 07:27 PM
:eek: Terri: Oh, my gosh what is Bob screaming about???? :eek: :confused: :confused:

Beruche
01-24-2002, 09:10 PM
:Bob comes back out:
Bob: I sliped on some ice....oh and that Larry guy isn't in home

Mary-Ann
01-26-2002, 12:41 AM
Terri: Ughhhh! Where is Larry?????:mad: :confused: :livid: :bash: :angryfire :smash: :wave:

grade4
10-05-2003, 08:02 PM
I wanna be R.F.!!!!!

David
10-05-2003, 08:31 PM
whoa u bumped this up after over a yr of being left untouched

grade4
10-05-2003, 09:04 PM
I know, lol; I still wanna b R.F. Someone should start this up again. If it does start up again, can I b Chrissy? I think I can think of moronic lines....