Dustin, do you remember whe you "dated" Candace Cameron in an attempt to make you look straight. Remember when her studly brother Kirk came by the set to pay you a little visit. Remember how he punched you in the stomache an pulled your underoos so far up your ass crack that you had to cut them to get them off and you bled for 5 days straight. Remember how he came back to visit you and told you to leave his sister alone and he'd hook you up with Danny Pintauro. Remember how he came to the set with Danny and Danny looked you over and told you to **** off as he spit in your face. Remember how the both of them trampled and beat the **** out of you until Kirk dropped his pants and sprayed diarrhea all over you as you lay crying for security. They sure told you.