Do any of you have any favorite qoutes from the first season?

"These are my great grandparents. They had nine children."-Tootie
"I dont have to tell you, they dug each otheeeer."-Tootie

"But don't you remember? Opening sealed recorded is against the law."-Sue Ann
"Says who?"- Tootie
"Dinah Shore and Charles Neilson Riley agreed with her."- Sue Ann

"Wow I never saw a nighty that had.... instructions!"-Tootie

"You do grass?"- Tumpy
"No, but I know what it is to mow the lawn."- Sue Ann

"Wait a minute I see a roach."- Emily
"Where I hate bugs!"- Blair

"Hey isnt this one of those bong things I saw at the record store?"-Tootie
"What do you hit it with to make it bong?"- Tootie
"You don't hit it, it hits you."- Tumpy

"Mrs. Garrett you should see what we got at the record store."-Tootie
"Three Bongs."- Natalie
"I don't know that group, are they punk rock?- Mrs. Garrett

"Girls do you know what these (bongs) are used for?"- Mrs. Garrett
"Sure you put jellybeans in them."-Tootie
"I'm going to put root beer in mine (bong), it comes with a built in straw."- Natalie

"Sue Ann if you dont stand still I'm going to paint you flatchested."-Blair

"I'm going to be a physciotrist in Hollywood, Dr. Nancy Olsen, shrink to the stars."- Nancy
"That's a great way to get a man on a couch."-Sue Ann

"Good that means you'll have time to teach me how to pluck my eyebrows."-Tootie
"Oh sorry not today."- Mrs. Garrett
"But if I do it myself I will end up looking like Mr. Spock."-Tootie

"How can your dad take you out of Eastland? This dump is a great school."-Molly

"Mr. Ramsey, I'd like to present exhibit A which is Tootie's grades that I got from Mrs. Packards front office who is always truthful even though her dentures do wobble when she talks."-Molly

"This is not a school for spoiled rich girls."- Mrs. Garrett
((Everyone turns around))
"Why is everyone looking at me?"-Blair

"Roger got so excited when I told him I was into exercise."- Nancy
"Roger gets excited at hair cuts."- Blair

"Cindy, you know what Roger always says when we have an arugement."- Nancy
"What?"- Cindy
"Let's sleep on it."- Nancy

"Alright girls the parents will be here in a few minutes so lets get out of those clothes."- Mr. Bradley

"Lets study Miss Mahony's body."- Molly
"Study Miss Mahony's body? I think you're going to have to read between the lines."-Tootie

"Blair's mom and Mr. Branch were making out."- Natalie
"They're having an affair."-Tootie
"The kind that isn't catered."-Natalie



Ok those are some of my favs from season one. I'm sure there's more I'll think of so I'll post them later.

Hmmm...well I haven't watched and rewatched the first season episodes like I've done all the rest but I can think of a few. Of course Jeff over there took half the quotes from season one so...;)


"Who want to be a skinny pencil. I'd rather be a happy magic marker!" Natalie



This actually isn't a quote, but it's a scene:

While writing a sentence 500 times on the board (I believe the sentence was something to the effect of I will not snoop, of course not in those words...)

Tootie: Tootsie, tootsie, good bye. Tootsie, tootsie don't cry.

Mr. Bradley: Tootie...

Tootie: Dittos don't cut it, huh?

Mr. Bradley: No, Tootie, dittos don't cut it.



I loved that scene. It was my favorite Kim Fields scene in season one. It makes me laugh every time, it's priceless! :lol:





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" Does it play?"

LOL! I love that quote.

I like it when Tootie says "Wow, I never saw a nightie that had.....INSTRUCTIONS!"

"Well...you don't see me getting all upset when people tell me how gorgeous I am!" -Blair

i dont know all the exact words, cuz im a lazy ass and dont feel like putting the tape in the vcr and rewind it, and anyways a league of their own is in, and that would mean i have to do even more energy by taking it out....lol after 2 hours of hockey thts two much work for me but anyways


Blair: old' thunder thighs hanging up her spikes?
Sue Ann: o ya and i know jus where to stike em'

I think your right on that quote Keightee :)

Blair: All it takes is a little Warner magic!
-*-*-*
Sue Ann: You can't stick your nose in something that can change Natalie's whole life!

Blair: Why not... What are friends for?

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
Blair: All it takes is a little Warner magic!

Yeah. I forgot about that one. I think that ones my favorite :D