What if the show was a touch bit more realistic. Although it would have been a buz-kill, we might have seen this instead...

The door opens and Daphne, in her wedding dress, steps in.

Daphne: Hello.
Niles: [rising] Daphne...
Daphne: I was wondering... if you might be free for a date?
Niles: [rushing to embrace her] Oh, my God, yes!
Daphne: [separating them] There's plenty of time for that later.
Let's get this bloody boat moving!

Daphne rushes to the front passenger seat and Niles helps her with
the skirts and train of her dress.

Niles: What, you mean now?
Daphne: There's about a hundred people back there I'm not so keen on
seeing.
Niles: [giddy] Well, all right, let's go then.

He sits in the driver's seat and grabs for the safety belt.

Niles: Fasten your seat belt, Daphne.
Daphne: Fasten yours, Niles.

Niles: [suddenly discouraged] I can't do this.
Daphne: What do you mean? I thought you believed in us?!
Niles: No Daphne, it's not that... it's..
Daphne: Well come on then, what is it?
Niles: [regretfully] Dad has the keys...

What if the show was a touch bit more realistic. Although it would have been a buz-kill, we might have seen this instead...

The door opens and Daphne, in her wedding dress, steps in.

Daphne: Hello.
Niles: [rising] Daphne...
Daphne: I was wondering... if you might be free for a date?
Niles: [rushing to embrace her] Oh, my God, yes!
Daphne: [separating them] There's plenty of time for that later.
Let's get this bloody boat moving!

Daphne rushes to the front passenger seat and Niles helps her with
the skirts and train of her dress.

Niles: What, you mean now?
Daphne: There's about a hundred people back there I'm not so keen on
seeing.
Niles: [giddy] Well, all right, let's go then.

He sits in the driver's seat and grabs for the safety belt.

Niles: Fasten your seat belt, Daphne.
Daphne: Fasten yours, Niles.

Niles: [suddenly discouraged] I can't do this.
Daphne: What do you mean? I thought you believed in us?!
Niles: No Daphne, it's not that... it's..
Daphne: Well come on then, what is it?
Niles: [regretfully] Dad has the keys...

Oh man! That would have been crazy! I am laughing my head off thinking about it. :lol:

Ha ha! I love the ending you've created! That's hilarious! That really would have created some 'drama' and I can totally see Niles saying that line about his dad having the keys!