Frank Gannucci
09-02-2011, 06:10 PM
Honeymooners TV Schedule (9/5-9/15):
(WPIX) & (WPIXD) [aka New York feed of CWHD]:
(Note: The Honeymooners is not available in HD. So WPIX puts a black picture frame around the show on it's HD feed.)
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
All times are Eastern.
Mon. Sep. 5 1a (also Thu. Sep. 14, 2011 at 9:30p on MeTV) #51 (aka #37/#22) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck
1:30a #55 (aka #83) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.
(MeTV) (Available on digital sub-channels in some areas such as WCIU in Chicago [which is a simulcast of WWME-CA in Chicago.])
All times are Eastern.
All episodes might be in CC.
Mon. Sep. 5, 2011 9:30p #43 (aka #71) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.
Tue. Sep. 6, 2011 9:30p #44 (aka #75) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.
Wed. Sep. 7, 2011 9:30p #45 (aka #81) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.
Thu. Sep. 8, 2011 9:30p #46 (aka #84) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.
Fri. Sep. 9, 2011 9:30p #47 (aka #88) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny
Mon. Sep. 12, 2011 9:30p #48 (aka #138) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.
Tue. Sep. 13, 2011 9:30p #49 (aka #41) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.
Wed. Sep. 14, 2011 9:30p #50 (aka #137) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.
Thu. Sep. 15, 2011 9:30p #51 (aka #37/#22) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.
Fri. Sep. 16, 2011 9:30p #54 (aka #45) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back. CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"
*: This episode has been HEAVILY edited.
Credit goes to zap2it.com, the honeymooners.net, tvland.com, tvguide.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
A Honeymooners Labor Day:
(Ralph & Ed are at the Raccoon Lodge Labor Day get-together along with Alice & Trixie alongside the East River.)
Ed: "Boy, I am glad that that Hurricane Irene came by last week and not this week."
Ralph: "Yeah, me too. That Irene as a BUM of a hurricane. Good thing that the Gotham Bus Company wasn't dumb enough to force us to drive in the weather."
Ed: "I was fortunate enough that my boss didn't allow us to work in the sewer that day."
Ralph: "Good thing that the Racoons allowed us Racoons to bring family members and friends."
Alice: "Now Ralph, you promise to not cause a ruckus, right?"
Ralph: "When have I EVER caused a ruckus?"
Alice: "Well..."
Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT."
Trixie: "I am going to get some food."
Alice: "Okay. See you."
(Trixie leaves.)
Ed: "I love Labor Day. One more day a week in which I don't have to worry about getting wet."
Ralph: "Look at all the food here for all of our employed workers. It's too bad that we are not in Miami Beach. I heard that the Miami Beach Labor Day celebrations are the BEST!"
(Audience cheers.)
Ed: "Time to get the food."
(Ralph & Ed go to get the food. Ralph puts three hamburgers and three hot dogs on his plate while Ed takes a WHOLE LOT of hamburgers and hot dogs.)
Ed: "I don't want to haev too much."
(Ralph spots Harvey and Garrity.)
Harvey: "Well, if it isn't Ralph Kramden?"
Garrity: "Yes."
Harvey: "Look I had dibs on those hot dogs and hamburgers first. I work harder than you ever will in a lifetime."
Ralph: "I don't care. When I am in the right, nobody can push me around."
Garrity: "Nobody can push you at all."
Ralph: "Why are you here Garrity? What happened, did the saloon burn down?"
Garrity: "Why are you here, did the pizzeria burn down?"
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"
(A loud argument follows. Harvey and Garrity end it. As Ralph & Ed try to leave, Harvey accidentally trips Ralph causing Ralph to have his food become unedible.)
Ralph (yells): "OKAY HARVEY, YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
(A fight develops. The fight spills into the heavily-polluted East River. Ed tries to separate them along with other people.)
Ed: "I never thought that I would have to endure dirty water on my day off."
(The cops come by to help sort out the situation. At the end of the day, it is revealed that Ralph ahs two black eyes.)
Alice: "What do you haev to say for yourself Ralph?"
Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH."
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Folks, I want to wish everyone a Happy Labor Day."
(Audience cheers.)
Jackie: "Folks, time to introduce the cast. First, Jean Kean."
(The audience applauds as Jean comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)
Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."
(The audience applauds as Audrey comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)
Jackie: "Art Carney."
(The audience applauds as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(WPIX) & (WPIXD) [aka New York feed of CWHD]:
(Note: The Honeymooners is not available in HD. So WPIX puts a black picture frame around the show on it's HD feed.)
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
All times are Eastern.
Mon. Sep. 5 1a (also Thu. Sep. 14, 2011 at 9:30p on MeTV) #51 (aka #37/#22) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck
1:30a #55 (aka #83) - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency.
(MeTV) (Available on digital sub-channels in some areas such as WCIU in Chicago [which is a simulcast of WWME-CA in Chicago.])
All times are Eastern.
All episodes might be in CC.
Mon. Sep. 5, 2011 9:30p #43 (aka #71) - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.
Tue. Sep. 6, 2011 9:30p #44 (aka #75) - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.
Wed. Sep. 7, 2011 9:30p #45 (aka #81) - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.
Thu. Sep. 8, 2011 9:30p #46 (aka #84) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.
Fri. Sep. 9, 2011 9:30p #47 (aka #88) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny
Mon. Sep. 12, 2011 9:30p #48 (aka #138) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.
Tue. Sep. 13, 2011 9:30p #49 (aka #41) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.
Wed. Sep. 14, 2011 9:30p #50 (aka #137) - *“Love Letter” ('56 version): Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.
Thu. Sep. 15, 2011 9:30p #51 (aka #37/#22) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.
Fri. Sep. 16, 2011 9:30p #54 (aka #45) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back. CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"
*: This episode has been HEAVILY edited.
Credit goes to zap2it.com, the honeymooners.net, tvland.com, tvguide.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
A Honeymooners Labor Day:
(Ralph & Ed are at the Raccoon Lodge Labor Day get-together along with Alice & Trixie alongside the East River.)
Ed: "Boy, I am glad that that Hurricane Irene came by last week and not this week."
Ralph: "Yeah, me too. That Irene as a BUM of a hurricane. Good thing that the Gotham Bus Company wasn't dumb enough to force us to drive in the weather."
Ed: "I was fortunate enough that my boss didn't allow us to work in the sewer that day."
Ralph: "Good thing that the Racoons allowed us Racoons to bring family members and friends."
Alice: "Now Ralph, you promise to not cause a ruckus, right?"
Ralph: "When have I EVER caused a ruckus?"
Alice: "Well..."
Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT."
Trixie: "I am going to get some food."
Alice: "Okay. See you."
(Trixie leaves.)
Ed: "I love Labor Day. One more day a week in which I don't have to worry about getting wet."
Ralph: "Look at all the food here for all of our employed workers. It's too bad that we are not in Miami Beach. I heard that the Miami Beach Labor Day celebrations are the BEST!"
(Audience cheers.)
Ed: "Time to get the food."
(Ralph & Ed go to get the food. Ralph puts three hamburgers and three hot dogs on his plate while Ed takes a WHOLE LOT of hamburgers and hot dogs.)
Ed: "I don't want to haev too much."
(Ralph spots Harvey and Garrity.)
Harvey: "Well, if it isn't Ralph Kramden?"
Garrity: "Yes."
Harvey: "Look I had dibs on those hot dogs and hamburgers first. I work harder than you ever will in a lifetime."
Ralph: "I don't care. When I am in the right, nobody can push me around."
Garrity: "Nobody can push you at all."
Ralph: "Why are you here Garrity? What happened, did the saloon burn down?"
Garrity: "Why are you here, did the pizzeria burn down?"
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"
(A loud argument follows. Harvey and Garrity end it. As Ralph & Ed try to leave, Harvey accidentally trips Ralph causing Ralph to have his food become unedible.)
Ralph (yells): "OKAY HARVEY, YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
(A fight develops. The fight spills into the heavily-polluted East River. Ed tries to separate them along with other people.)
Ed: "I never thought that I would have to endure dirty water on my day off."
(The cops come by to help sort out the situation. At the end of the day, it is revealed that Ralph ahs two black eyes.)
Alice: "What do you haev to say for yourself Ralph?"
Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH."
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Folks, I want to wish everyone a Happy Labor Day."
(Audience cheers.)
Jackie: "Folks, time to introduce the cast. First, Jean Kean."
(The audience applauds as Jean comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)
Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."
(The audience applauds as Audrey comes on stage and kisses Jackie.)
Jackie: "Art Carney."
(The audience applauds as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)