Has anyone ever made an unfair assumption about you?

I was recently babysitting my cousin's two daughters. One is three and the other is one. I had to stop at the store while watching them. While I was there, this woman started commenting on how cute they were, and naturally I agreed with her. Then she started asking me odd questions, like whether or not I finished highschool and had a job. I told her I was a Senior and that I didn't have a job or any children. I actually had to explain to someone that I was watching the kids for someone else.

When nosey people start asking me personal questions, I start lying up a storm. I don't want to be rude and ignore them. I like to see the astonished looks on their faces when they hear about my amazing life.

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