Afraid that he is getting old, Archie refuses to get glasses. Fleeing the good advice of his family, he flees to Kelsie's bar, where he gets introduced to a brainless but beautiful young woman--who only tolerates Archie's friend because he pays her.

When the optometrist told me I needed bi-focals, I didn't believe him, so I know how Archie felt.

Well, I know how you feel. Hate them myself. I just take my glasses off to see up close. And the progressives just gave me a splitting headache.