Jake and Alan Harper, Meet "@Aplusk"?

Out with the old, in with the new! On Monday, September 19th, Two and a Half Men "2.0" premieres with its new leading man, Michael Kelso (a.k.a. Ashton Kutcher from That '70s Show), and unless your name rhymes with "Marlee Bean", you aren't high enough not to be expecting extremely high numbers for his debut. In fact, record numbers... numbers bigger than Sheen ever got for a single episode... maybe. We're only a mere two months away from Kutcher's debut and as of late, rumor has it that his character makes his first appearance after the unexpected death of Charlie Harper. Still, one has to wonder who exactly Kutcher could be playing to end up being fortunate enough to move into the Malibu beach house with Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. Executive producer and series creator, Chuck Lorre has proven himself to be a genius, just look at his resume (The Big Bang Theory, Roseanne), and there's no doubt in my mind that Kutcher will do more than just buy the beach house and allow Alan and Jake to keep living there rent free. Here are a few scenarios I could see being played out come this September!

Check out my character predictions for Ashton Kutcher! (http://ryanschwartz.posterous.com/jake-and-alan-harper-meet-aplusk-character-pr)

As I told my mom with Charlie not in the picture anymore I can't see this show being on very long. I have my doubts but as I told her I will at least give it a chance but I am not putting my hopes too high that this will last. At the end of the day, the show was really about Charlie Sheen and his life without him in it anymore I would say their chances of succeding are slim. Chuck Lorre may be a genius being involved in both the Big Bang Theory/Roseanne (Two show I adore by the way) however, if you took away the main characters to those sitcoms you have no show it is as simple as that.