As a tribute to Ozzie, I would like all the father's to do the following on Sunday, June 19th:

1) Lay off the triple banana surprises and have a normal dessert.
2) Have Tutti-Frutti ice cream in the house in case a craving occurs.
3) Make sure you have the proper instrumentation to start a Men's Club Band.
4) Don't volunteer your photo to the police if your double has been committing crimes in town.
5) Make a vow to your family to limit yourself to no more than two pieces of mince pie at Thanksgiving dinner.
6) Make sure the kitchen chairs are totally dry after you paint them, before you sit down on them.
7) Make sure you know the correct day and time that fishing season starts to avoid a possible fine and unwanted lecture.
8) Take a vacation with your wife and don't make her think she is going alone on a cruise to nowhere.
9) If your son treats to Father's Day dinner, make sure he has enough cash and the correct restaurant where he is to receive a discount.
10) Make sure the pants to your Scrooge Costume are the correct size to avoid a wardrobe mishap on stage.