tiredmike59
06-11-2011, 05:43 PM
Long before there was satelite tv, and the cable company was just
beginning to string their scam thru my neighborhood, I was busy
trying to increase the number of channels on my tv. The local
independent stations had stopped airing the old black and white shows
and began picking up recently cancelled series. The only classic tv
shows I could get was when PBS would occasionally run the old
Red skelton show or Ed sullivan. So I would spend a lot of time going
thru all the channels on my tv trying to pick up a channel that I wasnt
supposed to get. I was especially interested in all those channel
numbers on the UHF band. I couldnt understand why there were so
many and I only had one. One night I came across a station that I
had never seen before, The picture was so grainy I could barely make
it out,but the sound was excellent, and when I heard the distinctive
sound of a submarine sonar and the voices of Richard Basehart and
David Hedison, I jumped out of my chair and began twisting and turning
the rabbit ears so much, they broke off. I then constructed a new mess
out of coathangers and aluminum foil. That didnt help much,so I began
feverishly adjusting the fine tuning until I stripped the knob. Then I
had to use a screwdriver to fine tune it. That also busted.
I was anxious to see where that channel was coming from and what
else they were airing, when Voyage to the bottom of the sea was over,
they showed their station call letters and the name of the city, It was
200 miles away from me. They played the national anthem after that
and went off the air. The sun was coming up and I had to get back
into my coffin. The next day I got a roll of telephone wire, part of a
bicycle rim and some other hunks of metal and climbed the 40 foot
tree in my backyard, I was going to have the highest antenna around.
I Know now it was stupid, but at the time I was under the influence
of channel greed. I checked my neighbor's roof antenna to make sure
I was pointing it in the right direction. When I finished anchoring to the
tree, I was in such a hurry to see the results, I damn near fell out of
the tree. I was disappointed when I turned on the tv, no improvement,
I almost broke my neck for nothing. I had replaced the tv with a better
one,but I was never able to pick up that station again. It must have
been one of those freak atmospheric deals that brought it to me.
Has anyone else gone to such extremes to get a channel ?
I would hate to think I am the only one.
beginning to string their scam thru my neighborhood, I was busy
trying to increase the number of channels on my tv. The local
independent stations had stopped airing the old black and white shows
and began picking up recently cancelled series. The only classic tv
shows I could get was when PBS would occasionally run the old
Red skelton show or Ed sullivan. So I would spend a lot of time going
thru all the channels on my tv trying to pick up a channel that I wasnt
supposed to get. I was especially interested in all those channel
numbers on the UHF band. I couldnt understand why there were so
many and I only had one. One night I came across a station that I
had never seen before, The picture was so grainy I could barely make
it out,but the sound was excellent, and when I heard the distinctive
sound of a submarine sonar and the voices of Richard Basehart and
David Hedison, I jumped out of my chair and began twisting and turning
the rabbit ears so much, they broke off. I then constructed a new mess
out of coathangers and aluminum foil. That didnt help much,so I began
feverishly adjusting the fine tuning until I stripped the knob. Then I
had to use a screwdriver to fine tune it. That also busted.
I was anxious to see where that channel was coming from and what
else they were airing, when Voyage to the bottom of the sea was over,
they showed their station call letters and the name of the city, It was
200 miles away from me. They played the national anthem after that
and went off the air. The sun was coming up and I had to get back
into my coffin. The next day I got a roll of telephone wire, part of a
bicycle rim and some other hunks of metal and climbed the 40 foot
tree in my backyard, I was going to have the highest antenna around.
I Know now it was stupid, but at the time I was under the influence
of channel greed. I checked my neighbor's roof antenna to make sure
I was pointing it in the right direction. When I finished anchoring to the
tree, I was in such a hurry to see the results, I damn near fell out of
the tree. I was disappointed when I turned on the tv, no improvement,
I almost broke my neck for nothing. I had replaced the tv with a better
one,but I was never able to pick up that station again. It must have
been one of those freak atmospheric deals that brought it to me.
Has anyone else gone to such extremes to get a channel ?
I would hate to think I am the only one.