View Full Version : Man With Dead Weasel Attacks Stranger, police say


catlover79
06-09-2011, 09:35 AM
http://www.fox8.com/news/nationworld/ktla-dead-weasel-assault,0,2332146.story

KTLA News
4:27 p.m. EDT, June 8, 2011

HOQUIAM, Wash. (KTLA) -- Police have arrested a man accused of assaulting a stranger while carrying a dead weasel.

According to police, the suspect burst into an apartment and assaulted a man who was staying there.

The victim told police he asked the intruder, "Why are you carrying a weasel?"

Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and ran off.

Local station, KXRO reports the attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment where the victim was also living.

Police later found the suspect at another location arguing with his girlfriend and arrested him after a struggle.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.

tiredmike59
06-09-2011, 10:28 AM
I guess I would be mad too,if someone called my marten a weasel.

catlover79
06-11-2011, 08:43 PM
I guess I would be mad too,if someone called my marten a weasel.

:rofl:

sara
06-14-2011, 04:15 AM
Police have arrested a man accused of assaulting a stranger while carrying a dead weasel.

:crazy: Quite possibly the weirdest sentence I have ever read. :lol:

old grouch
06-14-2011, 09:18 AM
Pop goes the weasel!!!:crazy:

catlover79
06-16-2011, 03:41 PM
:crazy: Quite possibly the weirdest sentence I have ever read. :lol:

:yeahthat

catlover79
06-16-2011, 03:41 PM
Pop goes the weasel!!!:crazy:

:rofl: :brent

Retro4Life
06-16-2011, 06:59 PM
Eh, now if it had read "Dead weasel with man attacks stranger..." that would REALLY be something! ;)

Zoneboy
06-16-2011, 07:25 PM
http://sleevage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mothers_of_invention_weasel.jpg

catlover79
06-16-2011, 08:33 PM
^ Now that's disturbing. :eek: :crazy: :lol: