I heard somewhere that NBA basketball player Dwayne Wade is holding a basketball fantasy camp this August. Now, an applicant to this camp must be aged 35 or older, but there is one problem: Dwayne Wade is under 35 himself (he's at the age of 29).

Now, My club (the House of James) denies entry to anyone under age 35, and I , the emcee of this club, am at the age of 83.

What do you think of this idea?