Charlie Sheen Rips Chuck Lorre's "Men" Reboot Plans in Profanity-Laced Letter
by Chris Harnick
posted Apr 29th 2011


Seems like Charlie Sheen isn't too happy with Chuck Lorre's plans to reboot "Two and a Half Men" without him.

The troubled sitcom star released a letter to TMZ, calling Lorre a "nut-less sociopath," among other choice words.




Read the full letter below:

Good Luck Chuck

MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you. Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets.

You were on your way out of Warner Bros. with a buy out and a cup of cold coffee in your shaky and clammy hands. And then I walked into your office. And you created a show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE.






I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision. Your dream. In turn, it is my nightmare. You sad silly fool. A-hole p*ssy loser. Put on the gloves you low rent, nut-less sociopath; I'll beat your chicken sh*t soul in a court room into a state of gratitude. A state of surrender.

Something you left at the door every time you blundered into the pathetic AA loser lounge. Newsflash; they are planning on voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have no room for you anymore. Wow, I'm sure your children are SO PROUD of you. You can teach'em how to be a stupid b*tch.

A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat.






I'm out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear;

NO CHARLIE SHEEN. NO SHOW.


And that's exactly what it will be for you and your desperate vanity cards, every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It's a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo? That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You've been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.

- Charlie Sheen

http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/04/29/charlie-sheen-chuck-lorre-letter/

Yeah, that'll get you back in the good graces of Lorre and CBS, Charlie.:rolleyes:

While I do agree with "NO CHARLIE, NO SHOW," I find the rest of his statement reprehensible.

Charlie, you dug your own grave. You were getting paid $2m a show just to play yourself and you blew it.

well, I for one will be tuning into the new incarnation of the show, and I think a lot of the viewers will as well - Charlie is comparing the ratings of TAAHM repeats to new eps? - of course it won't look as good.

- what Charlie fails to realize is that he's barely even been ON the show the past season and a half, and that didn't seem to hurt the ratings any.

Is there nothing that will shut this guy up??? :rolleyes:

I hope the reboot gets huge ratings! Maybe that will shut Charlie up!!!

does seem like chucks being an *******.... i think 1 phone call to charlie should be expected... just to check in and see whats up...

does seem like chucks being an *******.... i think 1 phone call to charlie should be expected... just to check in and see whats up...
Why in the world would Chuck call Charlie Sheen? I don't remember ever seeing an apology from Charlie Sheen.

If I was in Chuck's position, I would focus on rebooting the show and letting Charlie Sheen ruin his career.

does seem like chucks being an *******.... i think 1 phone call to charlie should be expected... just to check in and see whats up...
Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men. Chuck Lorre has no obligation of any kind toward Charlie Sheen.

Why in the world would Chuck call Charlie Sheen? I don't remember ever seeing an apology from Charlie Sheen.

If I was in Chuck's position, I would focus on rebooting the show and letting Charlie Sheen ruin his career.

I do remember charlie offering in New York to sort things out with him, and he never heard from him. As recently as last week, the actor was trying to set up meetings with fellow castmembers to make amends and to win their support. he's being a good guy i think and doing the right thing!

i can say that this was stupid of charlie to say... if he wants his job back i think he should have just keep his big ass mouth shut!!!