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why are african american dads on sitcoms always funny?
I think pretty much all TV Dads are hilarious, Rurry.

Your Dad is hilarious.

my dad is ANNOYING

but arguably hilarious

*moves thread to The Donna Reed Show board*

I had to remove most of that first post stuff, was freezing me up. :lol:

As long as it's all there on the ORIGINAL thread.

my dad is ANNOYING

but arguably hilarious
Definitely hilarious.

"I don't see where that's funny".

I think pretty much all TV Dads are hilarious, Rurry.

Your Dad is hilarious.
LOL yeah!

Oh man LOL Someone subscribed to my SuckerPunchMayor channel on YouTube.

This will be you and EFD's life one day, Rurry.

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Oh man LOL Someone subscribed to my SuckerPunchMayor channel on YouTube.
LOL

Definitely hilarious.

"I don't see where that's funny".
:lol: i forgot about that

he's usually more light hearted although i guess it depends on his mood. he has mood swings similar to those of a pregnant woman.

Muh legs hurt.

Oh man LOL Someone subscribed to my SuckerPunchMayor channel on YouTube.
LOL Oh man

I wish we had more Mayor videos to provide them with. :(

This will be you and EFD's life one day, Rurry.

ZAIvJz7Voso
am i the girl, the dads or the judge?

Muh legs hurt.
:(

LOL Oh man

I wish we had more Mayor videos to provide them with. :(
There needs to be a sequel all about The Mayor and his seedy dealings.

am i the girl, the dads or the judge?
You're the business man Dad, and EFD is the whacky bearded Dad.

Ashlee is the judge.

There needs to be a sequel all about The Mayor and his seedy dealings.
At the very least, we owe it to this fellow to make a bunch of sequel videos by editing that same video multiple times and adding different songs playing as he walks in.

You're the business man Dad, and EFD is the whacky bearded Dad.

Ashlee is the judge.
LOL

You're the business man Dad, and EFD is the whacky bearded Dad.

Ashlee is the judge.
that seems oddly accurate.

but that means i'm going to have a failed sitcom 20 years after that show that takes up valuable NBC Comedy Night time :(

that seems oddly accurate.

but that means i'm going to have a failed sitcom 20 years after that show that takes up valuable NBC Comedy Night time :(
At least you have a couple good runs on top first!

that seems oddly accurate.

but that means i'm going to have a failed sitcom 20 years after that show that takes up valuable NBC Comedy Night time :(
So you'll be Paul Reiser?
LOL

well i guess i should go now. i have school tomorrow sadly. JUST ANOTHER MONTH AND THEN A LITTLE MORE THEN IM DONE

night :wave:

You're the business man Dad, and EFD is the whacky bearded Dad.

Ashlee is the judge.
What am I judging?

welll i guess i should go now. i have school tomorrow sadly. JUST ANOTHER MONTH AND THEN A LITTLE MORE THEN IM DONE

night :wave:
Night :wave:

IBL7JggnSg8

I think this will be my life one day. The life of a cranky old man who's life gets changed by an adorable little girl full of spunk that I adopt as my daughter.

Sitcoms need theme songs and openings like they had back in the 80's. :(

well i guess i should go now. i have school tomorrow sadly. JUST ANOTHER MONTH AND THEN A LITTLE MORE THEN IM DONE

night :wave:
Night, business man Rurry. :wave:

What am I judging?
You will be a judge of the state that decides whether a little girl should go into the custody of Rurry or EFD after her Mother, who they both dated in the past, dies.

At the very least, we owe it to this fellow to make a bunch of sequel videos by editing that same video multiple times and adding different songs playing as he walks in.
Oh man LOL

well i guess i should go now. i have school tomorrow sadly. JUST ANOTHER MONTH AND THEN A LITTLE MORE THEN IM DONE

night :wave:
Goodnight Joseph :wave:

well i guess i should go now. i have school tomorrow sadly. JUST ANOTHER MONTH AND THEN A LITTLE MORE THEN IM DONE

night :wave:
Night, Joe. :wave:

You will be a judge of the state that decides whether a little girl should go into the custody of Rurry or EFD after her Mother, who they both dated in the past, dies.
What if I decide that the little girl doesn't look anything like either of those two guys?

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Here's you in the future, TF.

What if I decide that the little girl doesn't look anything like either of those two guys?
Don't ask me, I'm not the judge.

Keep her yourself.

IBL7JggnSg8

I think this will be my life one day. The life of a cranky old man who's life gets changed by an adorable little girl full of spunk that I adopt as my daughter.

Sitcoms need theme songs and openings like they had back in the 80's. :(
:lol: That's so cozy, and I spot a CHICAGO CUBS banner.

HTg8bNIEOnw

Here's you in the future, TF.
Oh man LOL

I guess being in Detroit all these years WILL actually turn me black.

:lol: That's so cozy, and I spot a CHICAGO CUBS banner.
LOL Didn't notice that.

Least my plans of moving there worked out.

Don't ask me, I'm not the judge.

Keep her yourself.
Yeah well my verdict is that the little girl's mom needs to learn to keep her legs shut.

Also, if that sitcom were remade today, it'd star Neil Patrick Harris and Ricky Martin as the two dads. And yes, they'd be gay together. And it'd be both of their's kid. Win and win.

Oh man LOL

I guess being in Detroit all these years WILL actually turn me black.
And all those political rallies BF took you to will pay off when you work in the White House.

Yeah well my verdict is that the little girl's mom needs to learn to keep her legs shut.

Also, if that sitcom were remade today, it'd star Neil Patrick Harris and Ricky Martin as the two dads. And yes, they'd be gay together. And it'd be both of their's kid. Win and win.
LOL

Ricky Martin having a sitcom LOL

Yeah well my verdict is that the little girl's mom needs to learn to keep her legs shut.

Also, if that sitcom were remade today, it'd star Neil Patrick Harris and Ricky Martin as the two dads. And yes, they'd be gay together. And it'd be both of their's kid. Win and win.
Oh man LOL

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*Not sure who's life this would be, I just wanted an excuse to post it*

Ok, I'm done.

And all those political rallies BF took you to will pay off when you work in the White House.
:lol:

Does this mean I'll be President Obama? :eek:

:lol:

Does this mean I'll be President Obama? :eek:
Nope, you'll be a secretary of state for whatever President replaces Obama.

LOL

Ricky Martin having a sitcom LOL
First two gay guys that popped into my head.

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*Not sure who's life this would be, I just wanted an excuse to post it*

Ok, I'm done.
What was it with the 80's and their sitcoms about adopting strange children? :lol:

What was it with the 80's and their sitcoms about adopting strange children? :lol:
Because the 80's were awesome.

Now I want to adopt a daughter.

Yeah well my verdict is that the little girl's mom needs to learn to keep her legs shut.

Also, if that sitcom were remade today, it'd star Neil Patrick Harris and Ricky Martin as the two dads. And yes, they'd be gay together. And it'd be both of their's kid. Win and win.
LOL Ricky Martin

Ok ok, one more. I saved the BEST for last.

-NVr-vXIa-A

No adopted children on that show. Just adopted aliens.

Because the 80's were awesome.

Now I want to adopt a daughter.
Well, everyone currently in this thread came out of the 80's. :D

Ok ok, one more. I saved the BEST for last.

-NVr-vXIa-A

No adopted children on that show. Just adopted aliens.
LOL Oh man, great show.

Hey TF, imagine one day I have a family and you're out on the streets broke, so we take you in to live with us.

It'd be kinda like Alf, cause you're short and brown.

Hey TF, imagine one day I have a family and you're out on the streets broke, so we take you in to live with us.

It'd be kinda like Alf, cause you're short and brown.
:rotflmao:

Well, everyone currently in this thread came out of the 80's. :D
The beautiful truth.

I'm more of a 70's/90's person, though.

Hey TF, imagine one day I have a family and you're out on the streets broke, so we take you in to live with us.

It'd be kinda like Alf, cause you're short and brown.
:rotflmao:

The beautiful truth.

I'm more of a 70's/90's person, though.
The 90's were quite great.

More simple times. :(

The 90's were quite great.

More simple times. :(
I like more earthy, chillaxed decades.

But yes, they were. At least for being a kid.

I like more earthy, chillaxed decades.

But yes, they were. At least for being a kid.
Sometimes I wish I could go relive my childhood, but then I'm kind of afraid that going back and experiencing it again might ruin it. :lol:

At the very least it'd be fun to go back for a day.

Sometimes I wish I could go relive my childhood, but then I'm kind of afraid that going back and experiencing it again might ruin it. :lol:

At the very least it'd be fun to go back for a day.
Haha I know what you mean. There were good things, but there were things that sucked about it, too.

At least music and tv helps us relive it :mrtarver:

Hey TF, imagine one day I have a family and you're out on the streets broke, so we take you in to live with us.

It'd be kinda like Alf, cause you're short and brown.
:lol: :mad:

I could think of worse ways to live.

Sometimes I wish I could go relive my childhood, but then I'm kind of afraid that going back and experiencing it again might ruin it. :lol:

At the very least it'd be fun to go back for a day.
I would LOVE to go back just for a day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michu_Meszaros

There actually being a guy that wore an Alf suit on that show. :rotflmao:

I would LOVE to go back just for a day.
The only crappy part would be having to act like we're kids again to put everyone off.

Oh wait, we already do that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michu_Meszaros

There actually being a guy that wore an Alf suit on that show. :rotflmao:
LOL Wow, I never knew this.

The only crappy part would be having to act like we're kids again to put everyone off.

Oh wait, we already do that.
:lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michu_Meszaros

There actually being a guy that wore an Alf suit on that show. :rotflmao:
http://www.cadenaser.com/recorte/20080823csrcsrcul_1/XLCO/Ies/ALF-terror-gatos.jpg

http://www.cadenaser.com/recorte/20080823csrcsrcul_1/XLCO/Ies/ALF-terror-gatos.jpg
LOL Oh man

I'll never look at Alf the same way again.

I'm hungry, but there isn't as great of a selection of food today as there was the past couple...not by a long shot. :(

I'm hungry, but there isn't as great of a selection of food today as there was the past couple...not by a long shot. :(
*The only real upside to me not having much of an Easter celebration is that I was not disappointed by today's food*

Actually, I never really get disappointed anyways. I LOVE Thanksgiving, but after a day or two I'm sick of that stuff and don't wanna eat it again til Christmas. :lol:

I can't eat the same food too long or I get really sick of it, unless it's fast food which I could probably eat every day and never get tired of. I'd probably die, but...I'd never get sick of it.

Actually, I never really get disappointed anyways. I LOVE Thanksgiving, but after a day or two I'm sick of that stuff and don't wanna eat it again til Christmas. :lol:

I can't eat the same food too long or I get really sick of it, unless it's fast food which I could probably eat every day and never get tired of. I'd probably die, but...I'd never get sick of it.
Don't ever eat fast food everyday. Don't ever do it.

I had to learn this the hard way at the tender age of 9 during the Beanie Baby craze.

*The only real upside to me not having much of an Easter celebration is that I was not disappointed by today's food*
I'd give up two days of great food for a week of good food. :lol:

Actually, I never really get disappointed anyways. I LOVE Thanksgiving, but after a day or two I'm sick of that stuff and don't wanna eat it again til Christmas. :lol:

I can't eat the same food too long or I get really sick of it, unless it's fast food which I could probably eat every day and never get tired of. I'd probably die, but...I'd never get sick of it.
I've only ever gotten sick of fast food once and that was in like 2007 when I ate at this FILTHY Burger King that made me strongly consider never eating it again. :lol:

I'm surprised I actually lasted a year.

Don't ever eat fast food everyday. Don't ever do it.

I had to learn this the hard way at the tender age of 9 during the Beanie Baby craze.
LOL

I'm one of those weird people that loves fast food more than anything home cooked. I think it might be because I didn't care for my Mom's cooking or something so I always got excited when we had McDonalds.

Either way, whenever someone says home cooked meals are superior to fast food I feel like I'm some kind of outcast that has a different opinion than everyone else. :(

I'd give up two days of great food for a week of good food. :lol:
I had some enjoyable LIL SMOKIES earlier that I put BBQ sauce on.

I've only ever gotten sick of fast food once and that was in like 2007 when I ate at this FILTHY Burger King that made me strongly consider never eating it again. :lol:

I'm surprised I actually lasted a year.
That MIGHT turn me off too being the germaphobe I am, but even that is questionable. :lol:

I remember one time years ago I dropped a cheeseburger on the floor and was SO depressed I considered eating it anyways, but cooler heads prevailed. Addiction is a bad thing, man.

LOL

I'm one of those weird people that loves fast food more than anything home cooked. I think it might be because I didn't care for my Mom's cooking or something so I always got excited when we had McDonalds.

Either way, whenever someone says home cooked meals are superior to fast food I feel like I'm some kind of outcast that has a different opinion than everyone else. :(
I like home cooked food if it's GOOD food. Thanksgiving is a good example of it.

Also, homemade Mexican food is pretty unbeatable. Not that a lot of that is made in this house considering my Mom is white. :(

I had some enjoyable LIL SMOKIES earlier that I put BBQ sauce on.
Reminds me of that time years ago you got into Lil Smokies big time. :lol:

I like home cooked food if it's GOOD food. Thanksgiving is a good example of it.

Also, homemade Mexican food is pretty unbeatable. Not that a lot of that is made in this house considering my Mom is white. :(
My Mom is white too, and cooked gross stuff like meatloaf that I hated. :(

She did make a heck of a lasagna though.

Reminds me of that time years ago you got into Lil Smokies big time. :lol:
That was kinda just cause my Mom stopped cooking all together and I had no money, so they were cheap and easy to make. :lol:

Plus they were dang good when combined with baked beans.

LOL

I'm one of those weird people that loves fast food more than anything home cooked. I think it might be because I didn't care for my Mom's cooking or something so I always got excited when we had McDonalds.

Either way, whenever someone says home cooked meals are superior to fast food I feel like I'm some kind of outcast that has a different opinion than everyone else. :(
Regardless, don't ever do it. Trust me. It's not the taste. It's the pure ass grease that they soil into it and bake into every last nugget. It eats at your soul until there's nothing left. Vomiting may ensue.

My Mom is white too, and cooked gross stuff like meatloaf that I hated. :(

She did make a heck of a lasagna though.
Meatloaf, man do I hate that stuff. :lol:

Regardless, don't ever do it. Trust me. It's not the taste. It's the pure ass grease that they soil into it and bake into every last nugget. It eats at your soul until there's nothing left. Vomiting may ensue.
I think they put drugs in fast food to make it addicting.

I don't understand the meatloaf stigma. I don't mind it. *shrug*

Regardless, don't ever do it. Trust me. It's not the taste. It's the pure ass grease that they soil into it and bake into every last nugget. It eats at your soul until there's nothing left. Vomiting may ensue.
I don't care how bad it is to me, I keep coming back and I ALWAYS WILL.

*Somewhat understands now why people drink alcohol when all it does is turn them into idiots and make them throw up*

Well, at least Burger King doesn't turn me into an idiot.

Meatloaf, man do I hate that stuff. :lol:
Meatloaf is one of the worst foods created in history.

SATAN's casserole.

I think they put drugs in fast food to make it addicting.
When you eat it everyday, it no longer tastes good. It tastes like the sand dunes of hell. With ketchup. :(

This is the video of your pal that aired on RAW tonight, TF. :lol:

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http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/59558_471635151286_501296286_7229203_6507452_n.jpg

Meatloaf is one of the worst foods created in history.

SATAN's casserole.
I refuse to eat it. Honestly, the taste isn't half bad but the texture and appearance of it make it inedible.

I don't care how bad it is to me, I keep coming back and I ALWAYS WILL.

*Somewhat understands now why people drink alcohol when all it does is turn them into idiots and make them throw up*

Well, at least Burger King doesn't turn me into an idiot.
I still have a hard time eating McDonald's because of that experience 13 years ago.

*flashback* Hamburger or Chicken McNugget Happy Meal? Here's your Beanie Baby. Cherish it. Because in order to obtain it, you must trade your soul. :(

When you eat it everyday, it no longer tastes good. It tastes like the sand dunes of hell. With ketchup. :(
I will respectfully disagree. I once ate fast food for a few days when I had no access to a grocery store, and I came out of the experience just fine.

OH OH, but I know how you feel. One time last year I bought this big box of like 20 tacos at Taco Bell that they had on sale for like 10 bucks, thinking I was getting a great deal, but I ate those things for days and I'm pretty sure I still hate tacos because of it.

This is the video of your pal that aired on RAW tonight, TF. :lol:

e2siWOZwt4A

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/59558_471635151286_501296286_7229203_6507452_n.jpg
:rotflmao:

I still have a hard time eating McDonald's because of that experience 13 years ago.

*flashback* Hamburger or Chicken McNugget Happy Meal? Here's your Beanie Baby. Cherish it. Because in order to obtain it, you must trade your soul. :(
Too bad we weren't friends when we were kids. We coulda went half and half on the price and bought a bunch of happy meals, with me eating the food and you keeping the Beanie Babies.

That would have been a fine business partnership. :(

I still have a hard time eating McDonald's because of that experience 13 years ago.

*flashback* Hamburger or Chicken McNugget Happy Meal? Here's your Beanie Baby. Cherish it. Because in order to obtain it, you must trade your soul. :(
Ohhh man, I remember that Beanie Baby craze. Even I was into that thinking one day they'd be worth a ton of money. :lol:

Fast forward a decade and you can't GIVE them away.

I will respectfully disagree. I once ate fast food for a few days when I had no access to a grocery store, and I came out of the experience just fine.

OH OH, but I know how you feel. One time last year I bought this big box of like 20 tacos at Taco Bell that they had on sale for like 10 bucks, thinking I was getting a great deal, but I ate those things for days and I'm pretty sure I still hate tacos because of it.
Oh man, I remember that. I think you made some Twitter post all victoriously after finishing the last one.

Ohhh man, I remember that Beanie Baby craze. Even I was into that thinking one day they'd be worth a ton of money. :lol:

Fast forward a decade and you can't GIVE them away.
LOL I remember getting one when I was like 10 and putting it on my desk in class to seem "cool" to the other kids.

It didn't work.

Oh man, I remember that. I think you made some Twitter post all victoriously after finishing the last one.
LOL It FELT like a huge victory to get rid of those things.

I could eat burgers everyday and never get sick of them, but man oh man did I never want to eat a taco again after like 8 of those things.

LOL It FELT like a huge victory to get rid of those things.

I could eat burgers everyday and never get sick of them, but man oh man did I never want to eat a taco again after like 8 of those things.
I don't even think I like Taco Bell anymore, those Tacos have this thing about them where you just hate 'em after a while.

I do however LOVE this place called The Red Burrito after visiting one in Indiana.

I will respectfully disagree. I once ate fast food for a few days when I had no access to a grocery store, and I came out of the experience just fine.

OH OH, but I know how you feel. One time last year I bought this big box of like 20 tacos at Taco Bell that they had on sale for like 10 bucks, thinking I was getting a great deal, but I ate those things for days and I'm pretty sure I still hate tacos because of it.
Well to be fair, a few days is different from a week. A certain day hits and it's like a breaking point. You look at that cheeseburger and it's no longer a cheeseburger, it's a carton of Osama Bin Laden's poop.

I don't even think I like Taco Bell anymore, those Tacos have this thing about them where you just hate 'em after a while.

I do however LOVE this place called The Red Burrito after visiting one in Indiana.
Red Burrito, eh? Tell me more.

Is it as legendary to you as the Five Guys in Washington D.C. is to me?

Well to be fair, a few days is different from a week. A certain day hits and it's like a breaking point. You look at that cheeseburger and it's no longer a cheeseburger, it's a carton of Osama Bin Laden's poop.
Wait a second...HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT OSAMA BIN LADEN'S POOP TASTES LIKE? You know where he's hiding and haven't told the government? :mad:

LOL I remember getting one when I was like 10 and putting it on my desk in class to seem "cool" to the other kids.

It didn't work.
In 5th grade I was famous for that. I'd literally bring in a new one everyday and my teacher would spaz at each new one, as would the other children. It was my claim to fame and it was glorious.

Wait a second...HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT OSAMA BIN LADEN'S POOP TASTES LIKE? You know where he's hiding and haven't told the government? :mad:
Actually I just tried to come up with the most vile thing I could think of.

Red Burrito, eh? Tell me more.

Is it as legendary to you as the Five Guys in Washington D.C. is to me?
We just got a Five Guys here but I have yet to go to it.

Wait a second...HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT OSAMA BIN LADEN'S POOP TASTES LIKE? You know where he's hiding and haven't told the government? :mad:
I say you and I go off in search of finding Osama Bin Laden, brotha.

After I find Waldo.

I don't even think I like Taco Bell anymore, those Tacos have this thing about them where you just hate 'em after a while.

I do however LOVE this place called The Red Burrito after visiting one in Indiana.
I read that as India and was like when the hell did you go to India?

In 5th grade I was famous for that. I'd literally bring in a new one everyday and my teacher would spaz at each new one, as would the other children. It was my claim to fame and it was glorious.
Why didn't I get this surge in popularity? :(

I say you and I go off in search of finding Osama Bin Laden, brotha.

After I find Waldo.
Actually, the idea of a Where's Bin Laden book in the fashion of Where's Waldo is brilliant.

We just got a Five Guys here but I have yet to go to it.
Oh, you must. I only ever ate there once, at an airport stop I had on the first Chicago trip, and it was some of the best fast food I've ever eaten in my life.

Red Burrito, eh? Tell me more.

Is it as legendary to you as the Five Guys in Washington D.C. is to me?
Basically is like a higher-quality Taco Bell. They have these mini Chimichangas that taste AMAZING.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j-y5iaCVTls/TA6L5H8uVlI/AAAAAAAAAFc/k0KOvedqqzE/s1600/Red_Burrito_Logo.png

Apparently they only exist in or next door to Hardees, kinda like KFC/Taco Bell here in Michigan.

I read that as India and was like when the hell did you go to India?
LOL Oh man

I read that as India and was like when the hell did you go to India?
I did say India...na.

Why didn't I get this surge in popularity? :(
I dunno, dude, if you couldn't beat a 10 year old with poofy hair, big glasses, and braces on her top four teeth then you must've been pretty lame. :(

trolol jk

Actually, the idea of a Where's Bin Laden book in the fashion of Where's Waldo is brilliant.
If I see any of these in stores in the future, expect me to demand royalty checks.

Oh, you must. I only ever ate there once, at an airport stop I had on the first Chicago trip, and it was some of the best fast food I've ever eaten in my life.
That's how I felt at the RED BURRITO. Really didn't taste much like Mexican food in the least, but MAN was it ever good.

Basically is like a higher-quality Taco Bell. They have these mini Chimichangas that taste AMAZING.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j-y5iaCVTls/TA6L5H8uVlI/AAAAAAAAAFc/k0KOvedqqzE/s1600/Red_Burrito_Logo.png

Apparently they only exist in or next door to Hardees, kinda like KFC/Taco Bell here in Michigan.
I might try this place one day if I ever see one in my travels, but I'll probably stick to tacos. Those are like the only Mexican food I eat. :lol:

I say you and I go off in search of finding Osama Bin Laden, brotha.

After I find Waldo.
This can be one of our future adventures.

I dunno, dude, if you couldn't beat a 10 year old with poofy hair, big glasses, and braces on her top four teeth then you must've been pretty lame. :(

trolol jk
http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/66/30917def1ca546728f35afa2368c284e/l.jpg

'Nuff said.

I might try this place one day if I ever see one in my travels, but I'll probably stick to tacos. Those are like the only Mexican food I eat. :lol:
You MUST try their Mini Chimis. They're heavenly.

If I see any of these in stores in the future, expect me to demand royalty checks.
Deal.

This can be one of our future adventures.
*Pictures us going to some cave in the middle east, finding Osama Bin Laden, then having no idea what to do next*

You MUST try their Mini Chimis. They're heavenly.
I dunno man, I'm pretty picky. :lol:

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/66/30917def1ca546728f35afa2368c284e/l.jpg

'Nuff said.
I win.

7th grade, but same difference, bigger nose.

*Pictures us going to some cave in the middle east, finding Osama Bin Laden, then having no idea what to do next*
Imagine we tried to take him onto a plane back home so we could have him apprehended and got put on the No Fly List while he was set free.

I dunno man, I'm pretty picky. :lol:
I honestly fail to see how anyone wouldn't find them to be delicious.

I win.

7th grade, but same difference, bigger nose.
Oh yeah? Take THIS.

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/67/7df945462a434432b9c0c3c08ef07342/l.jpg

*Pictures us going to some cave in the middle east, finding Osama Bin Laden, then having no idea what to do next*
*images of TF, Chad, and Bin Laden riding on a bike through the streets of the middle east as The Odd Couple theme plays*

Imagine we tried to take him onto a plane back home so we could have him apprehended and got put on the No Fly List while he was set free.
LOL Oh man

Sadly, I wouldn't really be surprised if this happened.

*images of TF, Chad, and Bin Laden riding on a bike through the streets of the middle east as The Odd Couple theme plays*
:rotflmao:

Oh yeah? Take THIS.

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/67/7df945462a434432b9c0c3c08ef07342/l.jpg
That's actually pretty adorable, so no.

Imagine we tried to take him onto a plane back home so we could have him apprehended and got put on the No Fly List while he was set free.
lmao

I dunno, TF, you do sort of have that look about you...

That's actually pretty adorable, so no.
Racism is not adorable, Ashlee.

That's the only explanation I have for why I'm strangling Steve Urkel.

*images of TF, Chad, and Bin Laden riding on a bike through the streets of the middle east as The Odd Couple theme plays*
Oh man LOL

lmao

I dunno, TF, you do sort of have that look about you...Racism is not adorable, Ashlee.

*Chad and TF capture Osama Bin Laden and attempt to take him to the United States on a boat, but we get shipwrecked and end up on an island in a very twisted version of Gilligan's Island*

With Chaaad, TF too, the Millionaire and his Wife, the Terrorist, the Professor and Mary Ann...

.
LOL

Racism is not adorable, Ashlee.

That's the only explanation I have for why I'm strangling Steve Urkel.
I'm sure you didn't mean it in that way.

You racist.

With Chaaad, TF too, the Millionaire and his Wife, the Terrorist, the Professor and Mary Ann...
Hereeeee in Bin Laden's caveeeee

.
*insert troll face here*

Hereeeee in Bin Laden's caveeeee
LOL Oh man

We really should stop imagining Bin Laden as a loveable sitcom character.

LOL Oh man

We really should stop imagining Bin Laden as a loveable sitcom character.
I agree :(

That is so 2002.

*Chad and TF capture Osama Bin Laden and attempt to take him to the United States on a boat, but we get shipwrecked and end up on an island in a very twisted version of Gilligan's Island*
LOL Oh man.

My Mommy is asleep and I'm hungry. :(

My Mommy is asleep and I'm hungry. :(
Be a man and find something yourself.

Probably gonna go find something to eat myself in an hour or so.

My Mommy is asleep and I'm hungry. :(
Dude, u srs right now? You srs?

Go make YOURSELF a sandwich.

Anyway, I'm gonna get going guys. Goodnight. :wave:

Anyway, I'm gonna get going guys. Goodnight. :wave:
Night, Ashes to Ashes. :wave:

Dude, u srs right now? You srs?

Go make YOURSELF a sandwich.
That's right, and then go eat it on the toilet.

Be a man and find something yourself.

Probably gonna go find something to eat myself in an hour or so.
There is nothing good to FIND, and even if I did find something...It'd taste better if she did it. :(

Dude, u srs right now? You srs?

Go make YOURSELF a sandwich.
I don't LIKE sandwiches.

Anyway, I'm gonna get going guys. Goodnight. :wave:
Night. :wave:

There is nothing good to FIND, and even if I did find something...It'd taste better if she did it. :(
Order up some PIZZA.

From Domino's.

And film the guy as he brings it.

Order up some PIZZA.

From Domino's.

And film the guy as he brings it.
If I had money I'd do that, and if the one nearby wasn't closed.

I don't LIKE sandwiches.
I'm not a big sandwich guy either, although I wouldn't say I dislike them.

They just never feel SATISFYING enough.

If I had money I'd do that, and if the one nearby wasn't closed.
Well what DO you have in the house to eat? Perhaps I can help you put something together that is tolerable.

I'm not a big sandwich guy either, although I wouldn't say I dislike them.

They just never feel SATISFYING enough.
Yeah, same.

Well what DO you have in the house to eat? Perhaps I can help you put something together that is tolerable.
I'm too tired right now to even have the urge to go get something. :lol:

I want to take a shower too at some point, as I do most nights at this hour.

I'm too tired right now to even have the urge to go get something. :lol:

I want to take a shower too at some point, as I do most nights at this hour.
Go take a shower right now, which will wake you up, then give you the energy to go find food.

Problem solved.

And wait, how the heck are you TIRED when you slept from 7 AM to almost 9 PM? LOL

Go take a shower right now, which will wake you up, then give you the energy to go find food.

Problem solved.
I think I'll do this, be right back. :lol:

And wait, how the heck are you TIRED when you slept from 7 AM to almost 9 PM? LOL
Sleeping 2 hours in almost 3 days will do that to a man.

Sleeping 2 hours in almost 3 days will do that to a man.
You sir, are a coward.

*Was tired for days after getting back from Chicago*

I think I'll do this, be right back. :lol:
Okey dokey.

That feels much better.

That feels much better.
Wake ya up, did it?

Wake ya up, did it?
Quite a bit.

Ironically as I got out of the shower I found BF making himself a sandwich. :lol:

*Young Douglas Dorigo sits in his room on his bed looking sad in his new school clothes before EFD walks in wearing a suit*

EFD: Ok buddy, gotta get a move on.

Douglas Dorigo: Dad, do I have to go to school?

EFD: *Laughs* Of course you have to go to school, it's the law!

Douglas Dorigo: But I hate it there, they make fun of me.

*EFD gets a look of concern and sits down next to his son before putting a hand on his shoulder*

EFD: Why haven't you told your Mother and I about this?

Douglas Dorigo: I dunno.

EFD: It's important that you always tell us about these kind of things. Bullying is serious and we need to be able to know about this so we can talk to your Principal about it.

Douglas Dorigo: DAD, NO!

EFD: It's for the best, believe me.

*Douglas gets a look of sadness, as EFD can tell his son is bothered and gives him a sly smile*

EFD: Or maybe just this once, give the bully a little bop on the head to show him you mean business.

Douglas Dorigo: You want me to fight?

EFD: No, I want you to be able to defend yourself if you're being bullied.

*Suddenly, Ruan Dorigo walks into the room and looks to her son*

Ruan Dorigo: Are you ready for school yet, honey?

Douglas Dorigo: I sure am, Mom. Dad just said I could beat up Andy!

*Douglas walks out of the room looking excited as Ruan turns her attention to EFD with a stern look*

Ruan Dorigo: Tell me you didn't just tell our son that he could get violent against another child.

EFD: The only thing I told him to do is to defend himself. Did you know our son is being bullied by this Andy kid?

Ruan Dorigo: What? Why hasn't he told us anything about this before?

EFD: I don't know, I was trying to ask him. You know kids, they get embarassed by this kind of thing.

Ruan Dorigo: Well I hope your advice doesn't make him think that violence is the answer to all of his problems.

EFD: Honey, relax, I'll talk to him before he goes and make it clear that he's only to get physical if neccesary.

*EFD kisses her*

EFD: I'll see you after work.

*Ruan gives EFD a loving smile before he returns it and walks out of the room. Ruan is then shown with a look of concern on her face, fearing for the well being of her precious young Douglas*

*Young Douglas Dorigo sits in his room on his bed looking sad in his new school clothes before EFD walks in wearing a suit*

EFD: Ok buddy, gotta get a move on.

Douglas Dorigo: Dad, do I have to go to school?

EFD: *Laughs* Of course you have to go to school, it's the law!

Douglas Dorigo: But I hate it there, they make fun of me.

*EFD gets a look of concern and sits down next to his son before putting a hand on his shoulder*

EFD: Why haven't you told your Mother and I about this?

Douglas Dorigo: I dunno.

EFD: It's important that you always tell us about these kind of things. Bullying is serious and we need to be able to know about this so we can talk to your Principal about it.

Douglas Dorigo: DAD, NO!

EFD: It's for the best, believe me.

*Douglas gets a look of sadness, as EFD can tell his son is bothered and gives him a sly smile*

EFD: Or maybe just this once, give the bully a little bop on the head to show him you mean business.

Douglas Dorigo: You want me to fight?

EFD: No, I want you to be able to defend yourself if you're being bullied.

*Suddenly, Ruan Dorigo walks into the room and looks to her son*

Ruan Dorigo: Are you ready for school yet, honey?

Douglas Dorigo: I sure am, Mom. Dad just said I could beat up Andy!

*Douglas walks out of the room looking excited as Ruan turns her attention to EFD with a stern look*

Ruan Dorigo: Tell me you didn't just tell our son that he could get violent against another child.

EFD: The only thing I told him to do is to defend himself. Did you know our son is being bullied by this Andy kid?

Ruan Dorigo: What? Why hasn't he told us anything about this before?

EFD: I don't know, I was trying to ask him. You know kids, they get embarassed by this kind of thing.

Ruan Dorigo: Well I hope your advice doesn't make him think that violence is the answer to all of his problems.

EFD: Honey, relax, I'll talk to him before he goes and make it clear that he's only to get physical if neccesary.

*EFD kisses her*

EFD: I'll see you after work.

*Ruan gives EFD a loving smile before he returns it and walks out of the room. Ruan is then shown with a look of concern on her face, fearing for the well being of her precious young Douglas*
:rotflmao:

The heck is this? LOL

:rotflmao:

The heck is this? LOL
LOL I dunno, I just wrote that in about 5 minutes after getting the urge.

LOL I dunno, I just wrote that in about 5 minutes after getting the urge.
Oh man LOL

Who is RUAN?

Oh man LOL

Who is RUAN?
EFD's future wife.

EFD's future wife.
LOL

That's awesome.

I saw her today. She did not see me.

I saw her today. She did not see me.
She can't see you, your time is now!

She can't see you, your time is now!
I think she would see me if my time was now.

I think she would see me if my time was now.
I know how ya feel. :(

I know how ya feel. :(
As do I. :(

As do I. :(
*Bonding moment*

*Bonding moment*
*Sheds a tear in a particularly unmanly moment*

*Sheds a tear in a particularly unmanly moment*
*Pats TF on the back nonstop in the grocery store*

This will cheer you guys up:

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I just shaved for the first time since that DEBACLE Saturday morning when I had to use those cheap off-brand razors.

*Pats TF on the back nonstop in the grocery store*
LOL Oh man.

This will cheer you guys up:

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This doesn't cheer me up at all. :(

BASKETBALL WAS PLAYING ON THE TV THAT NIGHT, YOU JERK.

I just shaved for the first time since that DEBACLE Saturday morning when I had to use those cheap off-brand razors.
I shaved yesterday. :lol:

This doesn't cheer me up at all. :(

BASKETBALL WAS PLAYING ON THE TV THAT NIGHT, YOU JERK.
Chad: Oh hey, there's that Nash guy Jessie likes.

Chad: Oh hey, there's that Nash guy Jessie likes.
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Chad: Oh hey, there's that Nash guy Jessie likes.
LOL

LOL

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What the hell are you people talking about?

What the hell are you people talking about?
The Kevin Nash musical chairs chellenge.

ADRENALINE RUSH, ADRENALINE RUSH

ADRENALINE RUSH, ADRENALINE RUSH
LOL

I miss that.

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ADRENALINE RUSH ADRENALINE RUSH

ADRENALINE RUSH ADRENALINE RUSH

Play that song on a boom box while making BF run 10 miles, TF.

Play that song on a boom box while making BF run 10 miles, TF.
:lol:

Considering how much he exercises I may actually be able to pull that off.

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I had some enjoyable LIL SMOKIES earlier that I put BBQ sauce on.
Soudns AWESOME!

I don't even think I like Taco Bell anymore, those Tacos have this thing about them where you just hate 'em after a while.

I do however LOVE this place called The Red Burrito after visiting one in Indiana.
LOL The Red Burrito almost sounds like the name of a food bandit or something

*images of TF, Chad, and Bin Laden riding on a bike through the streets of the middle east as The Odd Couple theme plays*
:rotflmao:

That's right, and then go eat it on the toilet.
LOL
Where's that thread?

Chad: Oh hey, there's that Nash guy Jessie likes.
LOL