(The Washington Capitals won the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, 4 games to 1, by beating the NY Rangers 3-0.)

(Ralph is shown at the table upset.)

Ralph: "How could the Rangers have done this? They just let those Capitals beat them."

Alice: "Ralph, you told me that even though the Rangers were in the playoffs, you think that they were a long shot."

Ralph: "I said nothing of the kind. I thought that the Rangers had the biggest chance to win..and they blew it."

Alice: "Ralph, I know how you must feel. I know that you wanted the Rangers to win the Cup and how upset it is that they are not getting it. There is always 2012 and 2013. They might win it."

Ralph: "You are right Alice."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Ralph, did you see that horrible game? I was ready to cry, but I kept my chin up. I am smiling."

Ralph: "Me too Norton. There is always next year."

Ed: "That's not the reason. I am a fan of the Lightning since they play near water."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I want to wish everyone a Happy Easter. Just a reminder, the Easter bunny is outside the theater right now. How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the greatest audiences in the world. Good night."

(Audience cheers.)

"The Man From Space":

Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."

Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."

"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):

Alice: "I got Ralph a new belt. I want to make sure it fits."

Trixie: "If it doesn't, you can always exchange it for a larger size."

Alice: "There ain't no larger size."

"The Hypnotist Part 2":

(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)

Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."

Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."

"Brother-In-Law":

(Ralph leaps on to the couch to get the mouse. Ralph gets dust all over himeslf.)

Ed: "Did you get the mouse Ralph?"

Ralph: "No, I didn't get him."

Ed: "Then everybody stay quiet."

Ralph: "Why should we do that?"

Ed: "So we can hear the mouse. With all this dust around, he's bound to start coughing."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into."

Alice: "The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants."

"Two For The Money":

(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)

Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."

Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"

Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."

"Norton Moves In":

(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)

Alice: "What happened?"

Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."

Alice: "So?"

Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."

"King of The Castle":

(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)

Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"

Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"

"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color):

Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders."

Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"