(The Boston Celtics beat the NY Knicks 113-96.)

(Ralph, Ed and Freddie Muller have watched the game.)

Ralph: "What a disapointing night in New York. This was supposed to be the first New York Knicks hole playoff win in 10 years. Now, the Knicks have got to climb out of a 3-0 hole."

Freddie: "You know what that Joe Fenstablau is going to say at work if the Knicks lose."

Ralph: "Ooooooh! If I ever hear that braggart brag that he knew that the Knicks were going to get smoked, I will let him have it. If there is anything that I hate is a person who brags."

Ed: "Ralph, you..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T SAY IT!"

Ed: "I got to tell you that Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett and Shaq, they look big and tough."

Ralph: "Oooooh, I can take them on in a fight."

Freddie: "With weapons I am guessing."

Ralph: "No, I am talking about a real fight. I met a guy who is a real fighter. He saw me boxing at the punching bag for fun and he said that I could have been a real knockout as a boxer."

Freddie: "No offense Ralph. But you? Ha"

Ed: "Then how come McGarrity, a person who is in his 70s, gave you black eyes."

Ralph: "Well....he got lucky and knocked me out quick. I would love to see the expression on Ray Allen's, Kevin Garnett's and and Shaq's faces when they lose in seven games because of the mighty New York Knicks."

(They all sing a song about the NY Knicks.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I want to wish everyone a Happy Easter. Just a reminder, the Easter bunny is outside the theater right now. How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the greatest audiences in the world. Good night."

(Audience cheers.)