Frank Gannucci
04-20-2011, 11:07 PM
(The Washington Capitals beat the NY Rangers 3-1.)
(Ralph & Ed are walking down the streets of New York.)
Ed: "I can not believe that those Rangers, our Rangers dropped a three goal lead and lost."
Ralph: "Wow! Those BUM Capitals now have a three games to one lead. The Rangers have got to come back and win this."
Ed: "Yeah. The last time a New York team had a three games to one lead was the Yankees and look what happened."
Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton. I am still upset at that. Now, I have to listen to that blowhard McGarrity. I think he hates ALL New York sports teams."
Ed: "What is it with him? He should move down to Washington where all those liars live. Those liars are called politicians."
Ralph: "Yes, you are right."
(They arrive at 328 Chauncey Street.)
Ralph: "I think that McGarrity is too tired to argue with me, so..."
Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN THE RANGERS WIN. YOU SHOULD MOVE TO WASHINGTON AND LIVE WITH ALL THOSE DESPICABLE [AKA POLITICIANS] LIVE."
(McGarrity comes down. Ralph is entering his apartment with a black eye.)
Alice: "Ralph, I was getting worried. What happened?"
Ralph: "I have a BIIIG mouth. That's what I have. A BIIIG mouth."
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)
Jackie: "How sweet it is."
(Audience cheers.)
Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are walking down the streets of New York.)
Ed: "I can not believe that those Rangers, our Rangers dropped a three goal lead and lost."
Ralph: "Wow! Those BUM Capitals now have a three games to one lead. The Rangers have got to come back and win this."
Ed: "Yeah. The last time a New York team had a three games to one lead was the Yankees and look what happened."
Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton. I am still upset at that. Now, I have to listen to that blowhard McGarrity. I think he hates ALL New York sports teams."
Ed: "What is it with him? He should move down to Washington where all those liars live. Those liars are called politicians."
Ralph: "Yes, you are right."
(They arrive at 328 Chauncey Street.)
Ralph: "I think that McGarrity is too tired to argue with me, so..."
Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN THE RANGERS WIN. YOU SHOULD MOVE TO WASHINGTON AND LIVE WITH ALL THOSE DESPICABLE [AKA POLITICIANS] LIVE."
(McGarrity comes down. Ralph is entering his apartment with a black eye.)
Alice: "Ralph, I was getting worried. What happened?"
Ralph: "I have a BIIIG mouth. That's what I have. A BIIIG mouth."
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)
Jackie: "How sweet it is."
(Audience cheers.)
Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)