Forget Atlanta, New York and New Jersey! Bravo's latest cast of real houswives is sure to be a ratings winner.

Meet Liz Carmichael. A single mom and successful businesswoman, Liz loves motor sports and shoulder pads. But is she hiding a shocking secret?

Say hello to Elizabeth Ortiz. She likes her men bulked up and her protein shakes on the spicy side. Favorite saying: "That man, he's got Jonathan!"

And don't forget Liza Montgomery. Liza's interests include furs, fast cars and fraud. Like she always says, "What gets stolen in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas."

Bravo is said to be looking for other cast members, so please submit your ideas.

Caroline Schlesser would be my choice. Likes: Firearms and calling people "boy." Dislikes: "Talkin' that trash talk" and having children run around "under foot."

Ann Sigmin, a devout satanist who knows a thing or two about self defense.

Introducing Diane Brodbeck whose favorite activities include baking cookies, attending church and helping murderers escape prison. Also enjoys wearing clean underwear...:D

Also don't forgot about Audrey Marie Hilley also known as Robbie Hannon, Terri Martin and Robbie Homan who was known to be a very cruel and deadly wife and mom. Hilley has been dead for years but she is probably an inspiration to other real housewives of UM.

(Thank you rerungirl for this thread. Good way to have a little fun on this board)

Caroline Schlesser would be my choice. Likes: Firearms and calling people "boy." Dislikes: "Talkin' that trash talk" and having children run around "under foot."

feel like this thread should have caught more steam.

I didn't know about this thread, how fun!

Introducing Barbara Helga King, a German-American also known as The Countess. Her hobbies include spending her 45 million dollar inheritance and convincing her friends to invest in various projects.

Bonnie Wilder, a simple clean person. She may look like a school bus driver or a lunch lady in the cafeteria, but Bonnie is actually a very successful bookkeeper. Her long time nemesis, Lisa Penz, is scheduled to make a guest appearance next season.

They already have a Countess so we totally need a Cleveland Dutchess.

"I may look like I have it all, but GET IN THE CAAH"

Sharon Kinne! Look at her the wrong way and she'll kill you. Professional black widow and child blamer, she loves a good margarita and is a master escape artist!

Noreen Reiner, a phony psychic who is good at mimicry! She sees their faces, feels their pain!

What would their taglines be?

Don’t forget about Ida Pruitt, the old hag that lives down the street. All day she complains about everyone on the block “just gripin’ and bitchin’ all the time”.

i thought the actress that played the wife of the colonel who went missing in viet nam (never found, charles shelton) was very attractive.