As a routine part of protecting our country, the FBI investigates thousands of innocent citizens every year. This episode takes a light-hearted look at the fear it brings on innocent people when the Feds investigate both Archie and Archie's neighbor, both of whom are innocent.

TRUE STORY: Proud of our Air Force son, my wife and I started buying Air Force ornaments for our Christmas tree. One year we decided to have an Air Force Christmas tree for when our son came home. It was quite a sight, covered with nothing but military ornaments.

So the next year, we wrote to a nearby Air Force base, describing the tree and asking if we could put it up at the base. This was very unusual conduct, as the FBI agent explained to our son when they investigated us. They gave permission, and the airmen and officers loved it.