How many of your know a pun?

What did the tree say to the other tree?
Geometry ((GEE...I'm a tree!!!))

have you ever seen a vegetable "stand"?

Here's another one...

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck

Um.. why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side :p

Yes pathetic I know....

Why did the seal go to the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal. LOL :lol:

Originally posted by tootieismyfav
Why did the seal go to the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal. LOL :lol: LOL! :happyface

Erm...."why did the chicken cross the road...?" isn't pun - it's a joke.
I used to know tonnes of puns and stuff but I've forgotten them all in my old age. I don't know if this counts as a pun but it is a play on words and I found it quite funny -

"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana."

Think about it - it's funny! :crazy:

Originally posted by Mossopp
Erm...."why did the chicken cross the road...?" isn't pun - it's a joke.
I used to know tonnes of puns and stuff but I've forgotten them all in my old age. I don't know if this counts as a pun but it is a play on words and I found it quite funny -

"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana."

Think about it - it's funny! :crazy:

LOL I've thought about this and I'm confused. I dont get it. :confused:

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


LOL I've thought about this and I'm confused. I dont get it. :confused:

It's hard to explain things like this but I'll give it a shot-

Well, "Time flies like an arrow" is pretty self-explanatory. Meaning 'time goes by really quickly'.
"Fruit flies like a banana" doesn't mean that the fruit actually flies. It means that fruit flies (i.e. those little insects that eat fruit) like bananas.

It's just a play on words. Does it make sense now or have I confused you even more?

Originally posted by Mossopp


It's hard to explain things like this but I'll give it a shot-

Well, "Time flies like an arrow" is pretty self-explanatory. Meaning 'time goes by really quickly'.
"Fruit flies like a banana" doesn't mean that the fruit actually flies. It means that fruit flies (i.e. those little insects that eat fruit) like bananas.

It's just a play on words. Does it make sense now or have I confused you even more?

Oh ok! I get it! LOL :lol:

Originally posted by Mossopp
Erm...."why did the chicken cross the road...?" isn't pun - it's a joke.

Yes I know it's not. I'm trying to think of anything to post. I'm trying to reach 3,500 before midnight on New Years Eve. Gimme a break. I'm 12. I don't know any good puns. I don't even know what the hell they are. :p

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Yes I know it's not. I'm trying to think of anything to post. I'm trying to reach 3,500 before midnight on New Years Eve. Gimme a break. I'm 12. I don't know any good puns. I don't even know what the hell they are. :p

Sorry dude, you're obviously under a lot of stress trying to reach your 3,500 :p
FYI - a pun is "humourous use of word to suggest different meanings". So now you know :)

Anyone ever sown a cabbage patch?

BTW, I'm trying for 1000 b4 New Years!

I'm trying to get to 2000 before I go back to school from xmas break on January 8th.

Yer lucky, Jeff, we go back Jan. 2, and I get braces *:X* on the 14th! ugh... But then I'll have straight teeth! :D

Originally posted by BlairW_1
Yer lucky, Jeff, we go back Jan. 2, and I get braces *:X* on the 14th! ugh... But then I'll have straight teeth! :D

That sux having to go back on the 2nd! The braces will be worth it all in the end :) .. atleast thats what people have told me.

Originally posted by Mossopp
Sorry dude, you're obviously under a lot of stress trying to reach your 3,500 :p
FYI - a pun is "humourous use of word to suggest different meanings". So now you know :)

HAHA thank you for telling me that.

I'm gettin braces EWWWWW but i have no pun :( sadly

I'm getting my braces off in Feb. sometime :( It was supposed to be back in November but my [word] orthadontist kept them on. GRRRR

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
I'm getting my braces off in Feb. sometime :( It was supposed to be back in November but my [word] orthadontist kept them on. GRRRR

You can mke it! LOL . You've only got two months to go :)

BRACES BITE!!!!!!!!!! (pun? yes? no?)

I hate them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




2 cents......

Originally posted by BlairW_1
Yer lucky, Jeff, we go back Jan. 2, and I get braces *:X* on the 14th! ugh... But then I'll have straight teeth! :D LOL!
BTW, I have to go back to school on the 2nd too...((I won't be posting on the boards as much :())

Originally posted by NancyRulz24
BRACES BITE!!!!!!!!!! (pun? yes? no?)


Yup - that's a pun! :lol: