Makeup "titles" that never were-that capture some aspect of the show: I'll Start:

* Nothing Could Be Finer Than A Dingy In A Diner

* Mel's Hot and Torrid Affair With Julia Child

* Oh MY Acccchhhhhing Feeet

*Kiss My Grits? Naaah Bite My Bromo-Seltzer!

*Grumpy and Lumpy=Mel's Oatmeal Extravaganza LOL

*Red Head With A Red Hot Temper

True Grits

Alice's Restaurant Stomach Massacre

Here's a Tip (Don't Eat at Mel's)

Try the Chilli? Don't be Silly

M-Y-L-A-N-T-A (Mel's Yelling Leaves Alice Needing Two Aspirin)

R-O-L-A-I-D-S (Really Overworked Ladies are In Dire Straits)

S-P-A-M (Stomach Pains at Mel's)

T-U-M-S (The Ungrateful Mel Sharples)

Please Tip Generously (I Can't Afford to Pay Them)

May we Suggest: The Place Across the Street

The Only Thing Lower than Our Prices is the Health Inspector's Grade

Can You Smell What Mel is Cooking

Desperate Houseflies

Alice Through the Drinking Glass

Try Flo's Beef Stew:
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Those are great Charles!

Those are great Charles!

Thanks, I used these in a previous thread and copied them from there but that one hasn't had any replies in nearly 3 years.