(The Texas Rangers beat the NY Yankees 10-3.)

(Ralph is having lunch right near the manhole that Ed came out of.)

Ralph: "What a stinking game last night. I can't believe that Joe Giradi was that stupid to put that pitcher in the game last night."

Ed: "Yeah, I can't believe it. It was another dark, dark day."

Ralph: "Now, those Yankees have their backs aganist the wall. Now, they have to win all of these games including two in Texas."

Ed: "The Yankees still have a chance to pull it out. They managed to come back after these deficits before."

Ralph: "Yeah, you are right. Last night, I was praying that the Yankees will win the series. I hope it comes true."

Ed: "Me too. I have a question Ralph. If the Yankees go to the World Series, with the feud between Cablevision and Fox, how are we going to see the games?"

Ralph: "Norton, we have Time Warner Cable. Don't worry. Time Warner aren't BUMS like those corporations are. Even if they were, we can always watch the games in the pool room. Alice wanted me to to spend some money and get a portable digital TV. I told her that I am waiting for 3D portable digital TVs."

Ed: "Are you waiting for 3D refrigerators too?"

Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton. But, lets hope the Yankees win."

(They both sing: "Here Come The Yankees.")

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "There's an old wives' tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to-sun but a woman's work is never done.'"

Ralph: "Good gosh!"

"A Dog's Life":

(Ralph & Ed are thinking of what to name their dog food. Mr. Marshall will be one of the first people to taste it.)

Ed: "How about Kramden's Delicious Marshall."

Ralph: "What kind of stuff is Marshall?"

Ed: "Well, we don't know what this stuff is. You might as well call it Marshall."

"Brother Ralph":

Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph. You are my husband."

Ralph: "No, I am your brother."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ed: "The door is busted."

Alice: "Don't be ridiculous. It's a Dutch door."

Ed: "Boy, those Dutch people must be very short."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Trixie: "I don't know how Ed can become unconscious so fast."

Ralph: "He has got a pretty good head start."

"Songs & Witty Sayings Part 1":

Alice: "Molly wally unga."

Ralph: "What does that mean?"

Alice: "That is Hawaiian for: 'Ahh, shut up.'"

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "Do you know what a manager and a trainer get of the purse? A third. Do you know what a boxer can get? $300,000 to $400,000 a fight."

Ed: "A strong kid like that can fight five or six times a week."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

(Ralph is trying to do an aptitude test.)

Ed: "A five-year-old can do this."

Ralph: "Don't worry. I'll do it."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

(The doctor gives Ralph a word association test.)

Doctor: "Man."

Ralph: "Woman."

Doctor: "House."

Ralph: "Furniture."

Doctor: "Dog."

Ralph: "Cat."

Doctor: "Bus."

Ralph: "Those dirty rotten passengers."