(The NY Yankees won the ALDS 3 games to 0 by beating the Minnesota Twins 6-1.)

(Ralph & Ed have just exited Yankee Stadium.)

Ralph: "Wow! What a game Norton! Those Yankees really showed the Twins who is the boss. Did you take a look at the expressions of those Twins' faces? They look dejected."

Ed: "Right now, it's on to the ALCS. I wonder who will be the Yankees' next victims."

Ralph: "I hope that it is Tampa. Tampa should be lucky that they play in the same state as the Marlins who play in Miami. I wish the Marlins were in the playoffs and I wished they played in Miami Beach because I heard that the Miami Beach audiences are the greatest audiences in the world."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Truer words have never been spoken."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "Let's go rub it in that Garrity's face. Oh, he will be so upset. He picked the Twins to beat the Yankees."

Ed: "Just like I wrongfully did. I made a mistake."

Ralph: "Yeah. I never make mistakes."

Ed: "You don't make mistakes?"

Ralph: "All right. I admit it. I do. I am a big man to admit that."

Ed: "You certainly are."

Ralph: "Never mind that."

Ed: "Yes, it is time to rub it in that poor, misguided soul Garrity. He will be so ashamed that he will not show his face."

Ralph: "Let's go pal."

(Later on, Ralph & Ed return home with black eyes.)

Ralph: "Good thing that the police came and settled this and no one got to jail. Well, I got one thing to say Norton." (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIG MOUTH!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I did mean it earlier when I said that the Miami Beach audeinces are the best!"

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

"Oh My Aching Back":

Ralph: "I am not the type that eats-and-runs."

Alice: "Eats-and-runs? With the way you eat, you are lucky that you can walk."

"Young At Heart":

Alice: "How can you be so icky?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Alice: "You got rocks in your head."

Ralph: "I got rocks in my head? I got rocks in my head? I got NOTHING in my head."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Dentist: "I know why you ar afraid Mr. Kramden. It's ignorance."

Ed: "That is fine. He is just as ignorant as anybody."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

(Ed is wearing shorts with loud socks.)

Ed: "It's the latest thing. It's about time we men broke the convention chains. We have been prisoners long enough."

Ralph: "You keep walking around like that and you will be in prison all over again."

"Follow The Boys":

Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one. House: H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They are not challenging."

Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."

"Follow The Boys":

Ralph: ""For one of a nail, a shoe is lost. For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a battle was lost. And for one of a battle, a war was lost. And for one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost."

Alice: "Why don't you get lost?"

"Play It Again, Norton":

(Ed is disguised as Ralph's son. Ed has Alice's wig on.)

Ralph: "My son has my wife's eyes."

Ed: "I also have her hair."