That had to be the funniest episode of the series!Carla's cracks on Sam and Sam coming in the bar in a Army Uniform were histerical. But when Sam and Woody ended up kissing each other I about died!

The Episode Where Sam gets off the hook being a father was great too. I howled when Woody came in dressed as Moses and scared the S**T out of Sam. The Bible Miracle was a scream too.

I saw both episodes but fell asleep during the first one and did not get a chance to find out what happened.
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Rats in the bar

Lilith: I'll pay you (the exterminator) $4 for each rat.
Exterminator #1: Well what do you use them for?
Carla: Snacks!

It's funny - the episode where Sam is worried that he fathered a girlfriend's child is probably one of my least favorite. It was the one where I realized that not every episode going forward was going to be a classic, unlike shows from seasons 4,5, or 6 (this one was from early in season 7). Also, several of the cast members were missing for most of the show. Rebecca only had two brief scenes in the second act. This was strange, and made this episode feel disjointed.

I think it would have been funny if Sam had ended up being the father. I mean, he is seriously all over women, why shouldn't he be "punished" for it? In my reunion story, I think I am going to have Janet come back with a 15 year old girl/boy that says Sam is her/his father. Or Diane could come back with a 14 year old girl/boy that she never mentioned to Sam on their last meeting! I think that would be funny. It would get Sam and Diane together again too!