I read this in a teen magazine a while ago. Warning: This thread is for when you DON'T want a guy to like you....



1. The magazine said say something like, "Lindsay Lohan is totally my role model!"



2. "I love to eat my own snot."





3. "I can turn my eyelids inside out. Wanna see?"





4. "If we ever date, I will tattoo your name to my butt and leave it there....forever."



5. "I really shouldn't have had those three bean burritos for lunch."

:lol:

LOL!

i'm glade i dont have a girl friend:}

I think I remember that the article also said to take pus out of your wounds and play with it in front of him....:) 8barf* :lol:

If you really want to get a guy to go away, go on and on about your ex. See how fast he walks.