Divisionbabe05
12-18-2001, 07:36 PM
A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-
grade class using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children
all the same kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the
flavor, and what color is it?" The children began to say,
"Red... cherry... yellow... lemon... lime... green...
orange... orange."
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children
sucked on them for a while, but couldn't decipher the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your
mother would call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and
yelled, "Everybody spit it out, they're a*s*s*h*o*l*e*s*!!!"
I just had to post that.
grade class using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children
all the same kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the
flavor, and what color is it?" The children began to say,
"Red... cherry... yellow... lemon... lime... green...
orange... orange."
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children
sucked on them for a while, but couldn't decipher the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your
mother would call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and
yelled, "Everybody spit it out, they're a*s*s*h*o*l*e*s*!!!"
I just had to post that.