If there was one, who or what would the pieces be?

King:
Queen:
Rooks:
Bishops:
Knights:
Pawns:

vs.

King:
Queen:
Rooks:
Bishops:
Knights:
Pawns:

King: Howard
Queen: Marion
Rooks: Richie & Joanie
Bishops: Roger & Lori Beth
Knights: Jenny & Chuck
Pawns: K.C., Trudy, Marsha, Officer Kirk, Gloria, Leather, Wendy, Bag

vs.

King: Fonzie
Queen: Ashley
Rooks: Potsie & Ralph
Bishops: Chachi & Al
Knights: Laverne & Shirley
Pawns: Melvin, Eugene, Heather, Bobby, Tommy, Rocky Baruffi, Jennifer Jerome, Arnold

King: Fonzie
Queen: Leather
Rooks: Chachi and his mom
Bishops: Al and his brother the Father
Knights: Ralph and Potsie
Pawns: Arnold's patrons

vs.

King: Mr C
Queen: Mrs C
Rooks: Joanie and KC
Bishops: Roger and Flip
Knights: Richie and Chuck
Pawns: