http://www.wpclipart.com/weather/moon/moon_and_stars.png

What does this mean?

What does this mean?
http://www.scenegirl.cz/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/scene_girls_02.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XhFAm_YiL0Y/SuSmvwKuIaI/AAAAAAAAD20/M-p6Is3rYmk/s800/IMG_4213.jpg

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/sf/1-7-09%20condo%20makeover.jpg

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/VanFace2.gif

I know, right?

Dream scenario.

:crazy: :lol: :happyface :wave:

My major is music composition now, originally was cinema. I dropped the first class in music composition this past spring and I'm just gonna take other classes this fall.

umm followup from teh last thread lozl


cool! yeah, i didn't start out as a music major either, just took some of the classes while earning an occupational degree. then i graduated last may and was like "k now that i can has support myself, i wanna do something FUN!!!!" teehee.

lol...that's funny how us no-longer-regular members randomly came here at the same time. no matter how far this place in general goes down the ****hole or how much i grow away from it, i can't stop checking it every so often. i'm like jenny from the block yo....no matter where i go i know where i came frommmmm. :dance:

btw you all should go to my facebook and read my observation i made about SO, would have posted it here but you never know who's going to wander over to this thread with panties ready to be bunched up. lulz.lolz I saw it and it's oddly true now that I think about it.

EFD and his damn scene girls. Are we sure that girl is scene or does she just have fake blawnd hair with a bunch of random streaks in it? Not that I would know anyway because I still don't know what scene this is.

EFD and his damn scene girls. Are we sure that girl is scene or does she just have fake blawnd hair with a bunch of random streaks in it? Not that I would know anyway because I still don't know what scene this is.
It's the...scene.

I like roasted marshmellows

umm followup from teh last thread lozl


cool! yeah, i didn't start out as a music major either, just took some of the classes while earning an occupational degree. then i graduated last may and was like "k now that i can has support myself, i wanna do something FUN!!!!" teehee.

lol...that's funny how us no-longer-regular members randomly came here at the same time. no matter how far this place in general goes down the ****hole or how much i grow away from it, i can't stop checking it every so often. i'm like jenny from the block yo....no matter where i go i know where i came frommmmm. :dance:

btw you all should go to my facebook and read my observation i made about SO, would have posted it here but you never know who's going to wander over to this thread with panties ready to be bunched up. lulz.
that's cool! it's good you're doing something you enjoy.

hahaha that's exactly how i am too, although i've finally stopped bothering to check main Chit Chat and usually just see what's going on in this thread. i still read old Chit Chat threads sometimes though when i'm bored for the lols.

just saw it - that's kind of interesting, i never realized that. could be true. it's always been that way as well. i think as of late, there's just less posters so the number of posters like that seem more abundant than they are LOL.

Sarah, I don't have you added on FB. D:

http://www.scenegirl.cz/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/scene_girls_02.jpg

I love this chick's hair, but TBH, I'm not really a fan of upper lip piercings. :o

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/VanFace2.gif

http://i30.tinypic.com/2ly65xf.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2ly65xf.jpg
LOL

Link to your facebook, sarah!

EFD and his damn scene girls. Are we sure that girl is scene or does she just have fake blawnd hair with a bunch of random streaks in it? Not that I would know anyway because I still don't know what scene this is.
i think he's gonna get one of those blue-streaked faux-hawks next

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/VanFace2.gif
Holy crap, I'm laughing hard at how perfect of a reaction that was. :rotflmao:

:snowman3:

Oh look! another scene girl.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzXl0koXxX6ipk6KD_tODBEBIVVPufeAJBcCiHGmMAJ563NCY&t=1&usg=__GQQL2rsmoyII3TE-a9-iFuH7jXM=

http://9gag.com/photo/30074_540.jpg

adorableeee ^ :biglove:

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dsr

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More Scene Girls

dsr
CLASSIC.

dsr
LOL

dsr
LOL

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:rofl: wtf?

LOL

:rofl: wtf?

Wow! He's sexy!!! I gotta start eating like that. :happyface

i got reporteded :( (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=270388&page=2)

What happened, Rob Goblin?

NOTHING - its too silly, just click on the unsmiley in my last post, then look at the other thread of his i posted in today

...although i do LOVE polls so i couldnt stay out of it :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/Kelsey_/Random/racistad.jpg

o_O

It is never a good thing to watch a movie/short lived TV show/guest apperances on other shows just for your favorite actors/actresses because it is usually the worst thing you have ever seen. The other day I watch Friday The 13th (2009) with Jared Padalecki, he looked great but omg. terrible movie, even for a horror flick too much p0rn :X
http://0.tqn.com/d/horror/1/0/y/j/-/-/Friday13th09_23.jpg

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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6g2qcu27I1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

']It is never a good thing to watch a movie/short lived TV show/guest apperances on other shows just for your favorite actors/actresses because it is usually the worst thing you have ever seen. The other day I watch Friday The 13th (2009) with Jared Padalecki, he looked great but omg. terrible movie, even for a horror flick too much p0rn :X
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Yeah, but Jensen Ackles ruled on Smallville. :thumbsup:

Look what I found by my door yesterday. :lol:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/073110155749.jpg

Yeah, but Jensen Ackles ruled on Smallville. :thumbsup:
I haven't really watched Smallville so I think i would find it confusing if I watched his season~

Look what I found by my door yesterday. :lol:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/073110155749.jpg
Awww foxes are so cuteee :D

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1002/10929MJF_Milk.jpg

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/6ea224f8-9503-4083-8762-733c9da88646.png

Yeah, but Jensen Ackles ruled on Smallville. :thumbsup:
Did ya recognize what was in the vid I left on your FB?

The pumpkin fetish thing LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhrxEaHgyg

:eek:

Is this guy your relative Cactus Jack? He's got your name on his hat.

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Oh man, the day has finally come. :lol:

ugh

Y'ALL NEED TO HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=player_embedded

Y'ALL NEED TO HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=player_embedded
Cause theyre rapin errrrbody out here!

Y'ALL NEED TO HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=player_embedded
I WAS ATTACKED BY SOME IDIOT IN THE PROJECT.

Y'ALL NEED TO HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=player_embedded
WE GON FIND YOU WE GON FIND YOU

I have legit watched that video like 5847589374 times. :rofl:

WAIT WAIT WAIT, one more thing before i go back into hibernation mode:

HAPPY NATIONAL http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/madiconbig2.gif DAY!



k bai! :wave: :sleep2:
:(

HAPPY ticked: DAY!!!!!

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WAIT WAIT WAIT, one more thing before i go back into hibernation mode:

HAPPY NATIONAL http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/madiconbig2.gif DAY!



k bai! :wave: :sleep2:
Ahahaha oh no I missed it! Happy ticked: anyway. I'm sick so that's the face I've been making all day anyway. Wooo.

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Ahahaha yesss

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:thumbsup: love it.

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ahhaha

I FINALLY ****ING FOUND AN IMAGE OF LUCY CATCHING THE PROJECTILE TOAST OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG@!@!sfawefzsdaS SPAZ

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/Ashlee5665/Random/ilovelucytoast2.gif

Beyond. Excited.

I FINALLY ****ING FOUND AN IMAGE OF LUCY CATCHING THE PROJECTILE TOAST OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG@!@!sfawefzsdaS SPAZ

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/Ashlee5665/Random/ilovelucytoast2.gif

Beyond. Excited.
That's EPIC. Desi looks pretty fine there ;)

I'm too old to find Cookie Monster this hilarious.

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:rofl:

hany body wan buy a BADASS car?

Sweet Ass 2001 Ford Taurus - $2100 (hayward / castro valley)

Date: 2010-08-03, 5:23PM PDT
Reply to: sale-awkfv-1879395238@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Holy crap! What kind of badassary is this?!
A 2001 Black Ford Taurus!
Get the hell out of here!
This car is a god amongst other, smaller cars. It eats dead dinosaur to power its black dinosaur hating heart!
IT ****ING EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!

Ever seen that scene in movies where theres a badass explosion in the background and someones walking away from without even looking back. You know where they got the idea. yeah thats right. This ****ing car walks away from explosions and doesnt even look back. Its lost plenty a pair of Gigantic sunglasses doing this so it just lets his best friend Samuel L Jackson dramatize it from now on.

This is what life is like if you dont buy this car
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/divineinfekt/DSC00521.jpg
Look at this pathetic punkass. Not a lady in site. Im sure he hasnt been laid since Clinton was in office (everyone was getting laid then. awwwwwwwww yeah)
Now look what happens when you buy the car
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/divineinfekt/DSC00523.jpg
BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak ass girls. Strong ones. To open jars and ****.
All this for only $2100! GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/divineinfekt/DSC00522.jpg
Look at that sweet ass lens flare. Its like im watching Star Trek. FUUUUUUCK!!

And this mother****er comes equipped with an ipod cassete thing. So you can blast Tegan and Sara for ****ing Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh ****! What the ****?! Is that a lego batman Hanging off the rear view? and it comes with the ****ing car?! SHUT THE **** UP!!

So your probably like, "Dude why would you sell such an awesome ass car"
WELL ILL TELL YOU WHY YOU NOSY ASS!!
Im moving to Hawaii at the end of August. Thats right. ****ing Hawaii. Beaches and ****.
And those Coconut Drinks dont come cheap you know. They probably have like a small umbrella tax or something. I dunno. I dont live there yet.
If you wanna test drive the **** out of this and maybe grab some Taco Bell while we are at it.
Text me at (510)331-7089.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1879395238

hany body wan buy a BADASS car?
lmao oh man. I'm sold. And I already have a car.

BIKE!

Manly Bike for Sale
Date: 2008-07-22, 10:18AM PDT

Bike for sale


What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "**** YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".



The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy **** so I said no way.



The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.



The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some **** and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.



I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:


Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear

I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.


Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't **** around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey *******, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".


Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)


* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 765370039

BIKE!
LOL "I'm not a bike scientist." :rofl:

Lou can fix most anything, if your toasters broke or your phone won't ring.

Lou can fix most anything, if your toasters broke or your phone won't ring.
last time he fixed my toaster, he added an "UP" setting.

damn thing flew away...

last time he fixed my toaster, he added an "UP" setting.

damn thing flew away...
LOL

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Well, that was probably the most unpleasant six months of my life.

Well, that was probably the most unpleasant six months of my life.
rabies?

rabies?
more likely mono.

WELL I'LL BE

Great to have you guys back. :D

WELL I'LL BE
The greatest fan of your life.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cicada_molting_animated-2.gif

Great to have you guys back. :D
It's great to be back. :mrtarver:

The greatest fan of your life.
daveykins

*insert gross insect fetish-porn image here*
woah, you HAVE been gone for too long.

woah, you HAVE been gone for too long.
Oh man LOL

Oh man LOL
we need yo get in there and FIX IT.

http://thefuturebuzz.com/pics/viral-images-4/creative-picture.jpg
http://thefuturebuzz.com/pics/viral-images-4/baby.jpg
http://thefuturebuzz.com/pics/viral-images-4/oreo-stack.jpg

Well, that was probably the most unpleasant six months of my life.
So glad to have you guys back :crying:

']So glad to have you guys back :crying:
:nod:

http://thefuturebuzz.com/pics/viral-images-4/creative-picture.jpg
http://thefuturebuzz.com/pics/viral-images-4/baby.jpg
http://thefuturebuzz.com/pics/viral-images-4/oreo-stack.jpg
i call FAKE - i can see pixels

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:rofl:

I really want Oreos now. :( :(

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cicada_molting_animated-2.gif
If you meet me halfway.

last time he fixed my toaster, he added an "UP" setting.

damn thing flew away...
:lol:

oloFLyel3Is

If you meet me halfway.
Why is this making me LOL

oloFLyel3Is
This is legitimately amazing.

i am trying out my own recipe for a 3 bean salad - its kinda different than most recipes, because it has 4 beans.

http://therevolvinginternet.com/

http://therevolvinginternet.com/
Ok, this is cool.

http://therevolvinginternet.com/
LOL Ive seen that!

i am trying out my own recipe for a 3 bean salad - its kinda different than most recipes, because it has 4 beans.
ok, so it turned out really well so I'll share it with you:

1 can each - cut green beans, wax beans, red kidney beans, white cannelloni beans (substitute whatever beans you want - i'm not picky)
1/2 red onion diced
1/2 red pepper diced
- mix those items in a large container

1/2 cup white vinegar
1/4 cup wine vinegar (or dry white wine if your mom won't notice it missing, its just for flavor and the alcohol will cook off)
1/4 cup white sugar
- simmer these items together in a pot, whisking until the sugar is completely dissolved

toss in 1/4 teaspoon each of salt and pepper

1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil (or just use canola oil if you are cheap)
- slowly whisk this into the pot until it is mixed

pour the mixture over the beans, stir it and refrigerate for at least a couple of hours - even better overnight.

http://therevolvinginternet.com/
Watching the insect coming out of it's skin on this with the song playing is something else.

LOL Ive seen that!
brother, i LIVED IT.

ello everyone! hope all is well.

ello everyone! hope all is well.
hay - long time no conversate :wave:

hay - long time no conversate :wave:

seriously! kind of fell off the planet there for a couple years. how are you???

seriously! kind of fell off the planet there for a couple years. how are you???
i'm good - apparently trading recipes in here now. :)

marmelade

ello everyone! hope all is well.
Who the HECK are you?

ello everyone! hope all is well.
OMGAH hayyyy. I'm okay just stressed about life. How've you been?

OMGAH hayyyy. I'm okay just stressed about life. How've you been?

same! about to begin my sophomore year of college in a few days, moving in saturday. still going to suny purchase for one more year, which sucks but it should be fun anyways. planning to transfer hopefully down to north carolina next year so i can become a meteorology major (TF! where you at?!).

same! about to begin my sophomore year of college in a few days, moving in saturday. still going to suny purchase for one more year, which sucks but it should be fun anyways. planning to transfer hopefully down to north carolina next year so i can become a meteorology major (TF! where you at?!).
You are my hero, just saying.

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0af26a15-2f5b-4ca5-b74e-06ed25f95976.jpg

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OMG, hay Lauren. :O Hope everything's going good for you!

Happay Weekend Evabody!

http://www.formspring.me/ChadD722

Ask me things.

http://www.pl.net/pics/health/michael_j_fox.jpg
He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.

http://www.pl.net/pics/health/michael_j_fox.jpg
He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.

LOL

Why don't you save that pronographic FILTH for that other board you frequent!

same! about to begin my sophomore year of college in a few days, moving in saturday. still going to suny purchase for one more year, which sucks but it should be fun anyways. planning to transfer hopefully down to north carolina next year so i can become a meteorology major (TF! where you at?!).
OMGahhh no way! That's wicked awesome. Maybe you'll be on the TV someday. Suck it, Al Roker.

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0af26a15-2f5b-4ca5-b74e-06ed25f95976.jpg
lol

http://www.pl.net/pics/health/michael_j_fox.jpg
He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.This great piece of literary gold has brought tears to my eyes. I can read no more. All other pieces of reading are now spoiled next to its magic.

This great piece of literary gold has brought tears to my eyes. I can read no more. All other pieces of reading are now spoiled next to its magic.
I'm glad someone else feels the way I do.

a beautiful tale for sure. :crying:

WHERE'S JOE FFFUUU

I have groundbreaking developments regarding a life changing event.

LOL NVM he just signed on.

WHERE'S JOE FFFUUU

I have groundbreaking developments regarding a life changing event.
congrats on your promotion - you really earned it this time!

congrats on your promotion - you really earned it this time!
Thank you. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkDFPmRSqU

best Emmys opening EVER.

rgUrqGFxV3Q

http://www.pl.net/pics/health/michael_j_fox.jpg
He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.
:lol: Great story! I see you have been taking pictures out of my old photo album of my farm in early 2004
http://animeotaku.animeblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/coolface.jpg

']:lol: Great story! I see you have been taking pictures out of my old photo album of my farm in early 2004
http://animeotaku.animeblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/coolface.jpg
I guess we all know the real end to the story then. You ran off with MJF and took him to your Man Farm in Canada.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WRECK A MARRIAGE? :o

STAY PUFT MARSHMELLOWS CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY :woohoo:
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']STAY PUFT MARSHMELLOWS CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY :woohoo:
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NOM NOM NOM

I guess we all know the real end to the story then. You ran off with MJF and took him to your Man Farm in Canada.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WRECK A MARRIAGE? :o
NOT ASHAMED :o

']NOT ASHAMED :o
YOU HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH GIRL. NOT YOUR FAULT SHE COULDN'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDED.

YOU HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH GIRL. NOT YOUR FAULT SHE COULDN'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDED.
EXACTLY

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']EXACTLY

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http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/Ryomalol/Random%20Stuff/trollface.png
WHAT'S WITH THE CHICK?
http://images.myidol.americanidol.com/myidol.americanidol.com/user/snoopy2006/b0cd234fdf9a518bd4d9b12d91a6c1d0.jpg?v=145125

this this this this this made of all sorts of win

So sour, torture taste. Keep 'em coming.

- EFD

congrats on your promotion - you really earned it this time!
not like Joe, sleeping his way to the top.

...or EFD, sleeping his way to the bottom.

rgUrqGFxV3Q
DANG - i just got rickrolleded....

rgUrqGFxV3Q
What is this? I DON'T EVEN...

DANG - i just got rickrolleded....
You're welcome.

What is this? I DON'T EVEN...
What is this? :confused: A masterpiece.

full-on, all the way across the sky.

8jXz7NrfzsI

TACO SALAD FESTIVAL TONIGHT

full-on, all the way across the sky.

8jXz7NrfzsI
SO INTENSE.

TACO SALAD FESTIVAL TONIGHT
WATCHING C.H.O.M.P.S. and having PIZZA

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies

[Eminem]
I can not tell you what it really is
I can tell you just what you feel
Now it is a steel knife in my trachea
I can not breathe but I still fighting, while I was able to continue the war
As long as the error feel right It's like I'm on a journey
High love and hate in the case of sugar from my country,
It's like I'm blowing paint and I love him more I suffer, I choke
And right before I'm on the verge of drowning, she revives me
It's ****ing hates me and I love it.
Wait! Where are you going?
"I'm leaving you"
No, not you. We are back running right back.
Here we go again
It is a case of mad when it's going good, it would be great
I'm Superman with the wind in his back, and it's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, awful, and I feel ashamed that I cut
World Health Organization that dude? I do not even know his name
I put my hand on her, and I will not stoop so low again
I think I do not know my own strength

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies
I like the way that lies

[Eminem]
Like someone, ever so much you can barely breathing
When I was with 'em
You meet one of you do not even know what hit 'em
I got this warm fuzzy feelings
Yes, the little goose that used to get 'em
You are now getting sick silly to look at 'em
I swear to you I never hit 'em; did not do anything to hurt' em
You are now facing each other, spewing venom in your words when you spit on them
You can push each other, pulling their hair, and hit zero clutch 'em
M throw 'pin down' em
Lost even in moments when you are
It's anger that came under the control of you both
So they say you are better to go your ways, separate
I think if they do not know you 'day that the reason it was yesterday
Yesterday was the end, it's a different day
Sound like broken records played more, but you have promised
The next time you show restraint
You do not get another chance
Life is not a Nintendo game
But the lie again
Now you can get leave to see out the window
I think this is why they call the window pane

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies
I like the way that lies

[Eminem]
Now I know we said things, things that did not mean that we do not
And soak again in the patterns, and the same the same routine
But your temper just as bad as mine
I used my same
But when it comes to love you just as blind
Child, please return
It's not for you, baby I had
Maybe our relationship is not crazy as it sounds
Maybe this is what happens when he meets Hurricane Volcano
All I know is that I love you so much to walk away in spite of
Comes in, and pick up your bags off the sidewalk
You can not hear my voice when I speak in the sincerity of
I told you this is my fault
Seems to me in the eyeball
The next time I'm drunk, and I will try in the grip of my drywall
The next time. There will be no next time
I apologize though I know the lies
I'm tired of games I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If you were ever to try again to leave the ****ing
Im'a draw in a bed and put this house on fire
I will only work

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies
I like the way that lies

When I look back upon my life
It's always with a sense of shame
I've always been the one to blame
For everything I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common, too

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to
It's a sin

At school they taught me how to be
So pure in thought and word and deed
They didn't quite succeed
For everything I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common, too

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to
It's a sin

Father, forgive me, I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf, then tore right through it
Whatever you taught me, I didn't believe it
Father, you fought me, 'cause I didn't care
And I still don't understand

So I look back upon my life
Forever with a sense of shame
I've always been the one to blame
For everything I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common, too

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to - it's a sin
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin

that doesn't even rhyme ohno:

.

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:rotflmao: I can't wait to watch this seasonnn

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies

[Eminem]
I can not tell you what it really is
I can tell you just what you feel
Now it is a steel knife in my trachea
I can not breathe but I still fighting, while I was able to continue the war
As long as the error feel right It's like I'm on a journey
High love and hate in the case of sugar from my country,
It's like I'm blowing paint and I love him more I suffer, I choke
And right before I'm on the verge of drowning, she revives me
It's ****ing hates me and I love it.
Wait! Where are you going?
"I'm leaving you"
No, not you. We are back running right back.
Here we go again
It is a case of mad when it's going good, it would be great
I'm Superman with the wind in his back, and it's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, awful, and I feel ashamed that I cut
World Health Organization that dude? I do not even know his name
I put my hand on her, and I will not stoop so low again
I think I do not know my own strength

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies
I like the way that lies

[Eminem]
Like someone, ever so much you can barely breathing
When I was with 'em
You meet one of you do not even know what hit 'em
I got this warm fuzzy feelings
Yes, the little goose that used to get 'em
You are now getting sick silly to look at 'em
I swear to you I never hit 'em; did not do anything to hurt' em
You are now facing each other, spewing venom in your words when you spit on them
You can push each other, pulling their hair, and hit zero clutch 'em
M throw 'pin down' em
Lost even in moments when you are
It's anger that came under the control of you both
So they say you are better to go your ways, separate
I think if they do not know you 'day that the reason it was yesterday
Yesterday was the end, it's a different day
Sound like broken records played more, but you have promised
The next time you show restraint
You do not get another chance
Life is not a Nintendo game
But the lie again
Now you can get leave to see out the window
I think this is why they call the window pane

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies
I like the way that lies

[Eminem]
Now I know we said things, things that did not mean that we do not
And soak again in the patterns, and the same the same routine
But your temper just as bad as mine
I used my same
But when it comes to love you just as blind
Child, please return
It's not for you, baby I had
Maybe our relationship is not crazy as it sounds
Maybe this is what happens when he meets Hurricane Volcano
All I know is that I love you so much to walk away in spite of
Comes in, and pick up your bags off the sidewalk
You can not hear my voice when I speak in the sincerity of
I told you this is my fault
Seems to me in the eyeball
The next time I'm drunk, and I will try in the grip of my drywall
The next time. There will be no next time
I apologize though I know the lies
I'm tired of games I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If you were ever to try again to leave the ****ing
Im'a draw in a bed and put this house on fire
I will only work

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's okay because I love the way that hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's okay because I love the way that lies
I like the way that lies
I like the way that lies
I feel ashamed that I cut World Health Organization.

.
HAY - the dentist is the dad on Big Lake!

Now it is a steel knife in my trachea
High love and hate in the case of sugar from my country,
It's like I'm blowing paint and I love him more I suffer, I choke
But when it's bad, awful, and I feel ashamed that I cut
World Health Organization that dude? I do not even know his name
Child, please return
It's not for you, baby I had
Maybe our relationship is not crazy as it sounds
Maybe this is what happens when he meets Hurricane Volcano

:rotflmao:

..

Tommorow is an epic day in SO history, my friends. The first day that myself, EFD, and TFio will all meet in person.

Hopefully no major property damage will be done.

http://files.shroomery.org/avatars/www.shroomery.org/-big.jpg

..
:rotflmao:

Tommorow is an epic day in SO history, my friends. The first day that myself, EFD, and TFio will all meet in person.

Hopefully no major property damage will be done.
Epic, indeed.

..
:rofl:

Tommorow is an epic day in SO history, my friends. The first day that myself, EFD, and TFio will all meet in person.

Hopefully no major property damage will be done.
how is that even logistically possible?

..
:rotflmao:

:rotflmao:
F0AlcVU-de4

Tosh.0 was awesome last nite! - Perez Hilton even made a guest appearance and pretended to be gay for the show!

F0AlcVU-de4
haha i've seen that before

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:rotflmao:

omg TF is meeting everybody this year! I WONDER WHO IS NEXT ;)

ROBYY

TF, EFD and Chad want to talk to you. LOL So if you can, PM me your phone number and I'll pass it along.

We made love under the sea, in outer space.. everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/tippexperience

I'm on.

I'm on.
I'm off.

It took forever but Boy Meets World season 4 is coming December 7th!
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ho8dpz.jpg

tbh I am probably going to get it when they release the whole series which they should of done instead~

Most epic week of all time.

Us all being home now. :(

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/Group.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/141/l_189fd1fece7144069ac480d6a7f78e81.jpg

^ Bet yall secretly wished that was Daphne LOL jk

DAFFNEYYYYYY

http://www.diva-dirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/daffney.jpg

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/Group.jpg
That's probably the best picture of all time.

Taken by the nice breakfast lady.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs702.snc4/62249_468943802493_595787493_6611218_5028057_n.jpg

The infamous Rick Astley lookalike that I demanded TFio go ask a random question to so I could get a pic of him with him.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs702.snc4/62249_468943802493_595787493_6611218_5028057_n.jpg

The infamous Rick Astley lookalike that I demanded TFio go ask a random question to so I could get a pic of him with him.
LOL OH MY GOD I'M DYING.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs702.snc4/62249_468943802493_595787493_6611218_5028057_n.jpg

The infamous Rick Astley lookalike that I demanded TFio go ask a random question to so I could get a pic of him with him.
:rotflmao: A great man.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs702.snc4/62249_468943802493_595787493_6611218_5028057_n.jpg

The infamous Rick Astley lookalike that I demanded TFio go ask a random question to so I could get a pic of him with him.
:rotflmao:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs702.snc4/62249_468943802493_595787493_6611218_5028057_n.jpg

The infamous Rick Astley lookalike that I demanded TFio go ask a random question to so I could get a pic of him with him.
LOL Oh man

Ahaha nice pics.

Tosh.0 was awesome last nite! - Perez Hilton even made a guest appearance and pretended to be gay for the show!
Hell yeah it was!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs702.snc4/62249_468943802493_595787493_6611218_5028057_n.jpg

The infamous Rick Astley lookalike that I demanded TFio go ask a random question to so I could get a pic of him with him.
...so you reverse-Rickrolled him?

...so you reverse-Rickrolled him?
That we did. :lol:

Mr. Feeny LOL (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1809120)

']Mr. Feeny LOL (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1809120)
:rotflmao:

']Mr. Feeny LOL (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1809120)
LOL

']Mr. Feeny LOL (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1809120)
oh jeez :rofl:

First gif I have ever made.

']Mr. Feeny LOL (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1809120)
Oh man LOL

First gif I have ever made.
LOL

Awesome.

']Mr. Feeny LOL (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1809120)
LOL :rotflmao:

First gif I have ever made.
I literally just spit juice on my keyboard.
Awesome. <3

Glad you like. I am ridiculously proud of it. :mrtarver:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/47295993/Selena+Gomez++The+Scene+x1.jpg

Hmmmm

I've become a monster.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/Ashlee5665/Random/keshagiffinal.gif

I've become a monster.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/Ashlee5665/Random/keshagiffinal.gif
Kesha LOL

I've become a monster.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/Ashlee5665/Random/keshagiffinal.gif
LOL

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that be right hilarious ARRRRR

DEAD.

Drew Carey is dead? :(

Drew Carey is dead? :(
nope, he's just dead to HER - he must've insulted her couscous.

some people are so sensitive about their cooking ohno:

Damn, I need to read up on this epic meeting that a few of you had. :eek:

OH, AND HAI.

nope, he's just dead to HER - he must've insulted her couscous.

some people are so sensitive about their cooking ohno:
no DEAD WITH LAUGHTER durr

Damn, I need to read up on this epic meeting that a few of you had. :eek:

OH, AND HAI.
ahaha hayyyy

Oh crap, just realized that my location is still listed as Los Angeles. :o Shows you how long it's been since I've been here. :rofl:

Hey Ashlee! :wave:

BXy97vo25HM
omg I love the music :rofl:

My new fav picture ever : pastyrage:
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2149/im000971colorfix.png

Merry Christmas EFD!
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2723/im000926colorfix.png
^ Fun with fake blood.

Oh crap, just realized that my location is still listed as Los Angeles. :o Shows you how long it's been since I've been here. :rofl:

Hey Ashlee! :wave:
GIRL WHERE YA BEEN

How's stuff going for you? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever! *never checks FB, anything* :o :(

Merry Christmas EFD!
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2723/im000926colorfix.png
^ Fun with fake blood.
I...I.......:eek2:

I...I.......:eek2:
I foresee our first SO wedding.

Oh man :rotflmao:

I foresee our first SO wedding.
Let's have it...in CHICAGO.

Oh crap, just realized that my location is still listed as Los Angeles. :o Shows you how long it's been since I've been here. :rofl:

Hey Ashlee! :wave:
Karen. :D :wave:

And all this time, I said I'd never get married after my failed engagement with Jack Wilson.

And all this time, I said I'd never get married after my failed engagement with Jack Wilson.
Don't let him chase you away from love forever, Jacko is a free spirit.

Don't let him chase you away from love forever, Jacko is a free spirit.
Really? Wow, and here all this time I thought he became savvy to my gold digging ways.. :confused: I guess I'm better than I thought.

*cough*

I BET IT GETS LONELY, SITTING IN YOUR JACUZZI ALL ALONE. Laying in your bed full of money with no one to hold. You had a good girl, Jack.

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

EVERYTHING'S SO TEMPORARY, HOLD TOO TIGHT AND THINGS JUST SLIP AWAYYYYYYYYY

AND THEN YOU HOLD ME, I'M IN PLACEEEE

TROUBLE IS, I LIKE THE TASTE TOO MUCH AND I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. PEOPLE CHANGE, AND WILL YOU STILL BE HERE AFTER TODAY?

TROUBLE IS, I FEEL LIKE I COULD WIN OR LOSE IT ALLLLLL. I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO FALLLLLLLLLLL

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

I don't know which way to falllll.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6d46eUYTW1qcxux0o1_500.jpg
cutest marshmellows EVER

http://i.imgur.com/Uopd2.jpg

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l92znulCUo1qa9qtzo1_400.png

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/Ashlee5665/Random/furleygiffinal.gif

Ofs5T8fCW60

Ofs5T8fCW60
See, I knew this is the kind of thing you were doing everytime you disappear on MSN.

See, I knew this is the kind of thing you were doing everytime you disappear on MSN.
It all became clear right before my eyes.

.

.
LOL

See, I knew this is the kind of thing you were doing everytime you disappear on MSN.
LOLOL

If I lose that job/internship thingy over 9 thousandths of a GPA point, I'm going to go nuclear.

lmao this

If I lose that job/internship thingy over 9 thousandths of a GPA point, I'm going to go nuclear.
Good luck, man. I hope things go well.

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LOL

wooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/Ashlee5665/Random/pattersonrollgif.gif

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDO5xEgDskwHo7CDybyuy0nCgAAPpDWK90-hCRmeZJQuIC-Y0&t=1&usg=__KS0N9cTbd7uubwU_ctKeL4rrK4w=

My new dog. His name is Crap Ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnpWYaCKB0&feature=player_embedded

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never say no to Panda.

v6iHCFiSqIw
never say no to Panda.
Oh man LOL