Frank Gannucci
07-06-2010, 07:23 AM
I only found this out a short time ago, so...
(WNJN) & (WNJN HD) (Montclair, NJ PBS affiliate.)
TV-G
Pioneers of TV.
Two hours.
(CC)
Sat. Jul. 10, 2010, 1:30a
Sun. Jul. 11, 2010, 7p
Sitcoms are featured, including "I Love Lucy," "Make Room for Daddy," "The Honeymooners" and "The Dick Van Dyke Show." Actors Joyce Randolph, Marlo Thomas, Andy Griffith, Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke reminisce.
Credit goes to tvguide.com.
"Norton Moves In" (Color version):
Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."
Ralph: "Just a moment. Whenever you mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "My mother was offered to appear in silent pictures but she turned it down so she can have a family."
Ralph: "For your information, the reason why your mother was not in silent pictures was because she couldn't keep silent."
"Ralph's Diet":
Alice: "You had enough food for you to last five days."
Ralph: "Is that so? Well, I want to live for at least six or seven days."
"Alice Plays Cupid":
Alice: "Who are you to talk about looks? You are no Humphrey Bogart."
Ralph: "No, but Henrietta is."
"Stand-In For Murder":
Ralph: "Some day, someone will discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ed: "Boy, it's going to be a great fight and I have some news for you. Word came from the candy store a little while ago about your fight and they knocked the odds down to 500 to 1."
Ralph: "You mean that they are betting 500 to 1 that I lose."
Ed: "No. They are betting 500 to 1 that you don't even show up."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking this set over my dead body."
Ed: "i couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "How could I waddle like a duck?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
(WNJN) & (WNJN HD) (Montclair, NJ PBS affiliate.)
TV-G
Pioneers of TV.
Two hours.
(CC)
Sat. Jul. 10, 2010, 1:30a
Sun. Jul. 11, 2010, 7p
Sitcoms are featured, including "I Love Lucy," "Make Room for Daddy," "The Honeymooners" and "The Dick Van Dyke Show." Actors Joyce Randolph, Marlo Thomas, Andy Griffith, Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke reminisce.
Credit goes to tvguide.com.
"Norton Moves In" (Color version):
Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."
Ralph: "Just a moment. Whenever you mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "My mother was offered to appear in silent pictures but she turned it down so she can have a family."
Ralph: "For your information, the reason why your mother was not in silent pictures was because she couldn't keep silent."
"Ralph's Diet":
Alice: "You had enough food for you to last five days."
Ralph: "Is that so? Well, I want to live for at least six or seven days."
"Alice Plays Cupid":
Alice: "Who are you to talk about looks? You are no Humphrey Bogart."
Ralph: "No, but Henrietta is."
"Stand-In For Murder":
Ralph: "Some day, someone will discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ed: "Boy, it's going to be a great fight and I have some news for you. Word came from the candy store a little while ago about your fight and they knocked the odds down to 500 to 1."
Ralph: "You mean that they are betting 500 to 1 that I lose."
Ed: "No. They are betting 500 to 1 that you don't even show up."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking this set over my dead body."
Ed: "i couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "How could I waddle like a duck?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"