Come on, tell me you wouldn't want little posable versions of Mike Riemer, AJ Breaux, Ralph Probst, Phillip Breen, and what not... :lol:

Just another one of those thoughts I had. :crazy:

Come on, tell me you wouldn't want little posable versions of Mike Riemer, AJ Breaux, Ralph Probst, Phillip Breen, and what not... :lol:

Just another one of those thoughts I had. :crazy:


:rofl: :rofl:

this could make for a great Facebook status update... "my two best days owning a 'Jule Caylor' bobblehead-doll... the day I bought it, and the day I sold it"

oh boy

Being what the show is, that just made me think of many horribly distasteful and offensive action figures.

Keeping it a little lighter, I did already have the Liz Carmichael action figure but after taking a closer look at it, I decided to give it away because of the pure fear and confusion it gave me.

Come on, tell me you wouldn't want little posable versions of Mike Riemer, AJ Breaux, Ralph Probst, Phillip Breen, and what not... :lol:

Just another one of those thoughts I had. :crazy:


Hahahaha! I want a Fumbles action figure! :D

A few more ideas:

Angela Hammond phone booth play-set
Donald Eugene Webb and Greg Adams 2-pack
Leonard Dirickson with realistic moustache

P.S. The Fumbles idea sounds good as does the Jule Caylor bobblehead. :D

I would pay $100s for a Dennis Depue action figure, it would have to come with his Van and a bloody sheet (No offense to Mrs Depue)

You can seriously buy action figures online of:

1. Mothman
2. James Earl Ray
3. Zodiac Killer
4. Unabomber
5. Billy the Kid
6. Bugsy Seigel
7. Robert Stack in Unsolved Mystery's wear
8. Elliot Ness ( as either Kevin Costner or Robert Stack)
9. Skunk Ape
10. BigFoot
11. A Grey (Roswell, Allagash Abductions)
12. Ogopogo
13. Oliver the Humanzee
14. Sirhan Sirhan
15. The entire Ramsey Family murder Playset (don;t ask!! :rolleyes: )
16. Gettysburg Ghosts (courtesy of Todd MacFarlane..like that jerk needs more money...:mad: )
17. Men In Black (not figures from the movie)
18. DB Cooper (actually comes with a packable working parachute AND removable ray-bans.)
19. The entire Romanov family complete with mad cleric Rasputin.
20. Whitey Bulger (someone actually made action figures of the FBIs 10 most wanted...includes Osama Bin Ladin!!!)
21. Victor Guerana (form the same set as Whitey Bulger)
22. Son of Sam (from a line of serial killer action figures....comes with his "posessed" dog!!!)
23. Sonny Liston (from a Muhammad Ali set. There is also one of great Heavyweight fighters)
24. Somewhere out there is an action figure of Virginia Madsen from the movie Candyman.
25. Dennis Farina was immortilized as an action figure twice (Get Shorty, Law and Order)

OMG I wanna Robert Stack action figure now!!! I gotta find one!

OMG I wanna Robert Stack action figure now!!! I gotta find one!

Seriously! I need to find one of those :D

I want an Adam Emery with "jumping bail" power action.

I can't find the RS action figure. :(

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan
Jesse James Hollywood figure with cocaine, pot, weed, and bound and gagged Nick Markowitz.

I can't find the RS action figure.

I think it might be a fan repainting and alteration of his Untouchables action figure.

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan


:lol:

Of course if there is a Robert Stack figure, then there really should be a telecenter playset with rocket firing action, phone ringing sounds as well as "update" music played when you press a button, and lets not forget the trap door in case crooks with a grudge attack the telecenter. maybe an escape slide that leads to a hidden UM helicopter with action firing missles!

I keep looking for the elusive Rogest Cain action figure. I go to a Toys R Us, and they tell me they know they had one left...it was just here a minute ago...it's crazy!:cool:

In further news, the George Owens action figures keep disappearing from store shelves. Nobody knows what's going on. They have been re-appearing in droves at Ben & Jerry`s outlets nationwide. There are, however, plenty of blue 1965 Chrysler New Yorker accessories still in stores. Woodpile sold separately.

And, appropriately, the Judy Himes figure is only available at Omaha-area Target locations.

"Of course if there is a Robert Stack figure, then there really should be a telecenter playset with rocket firing action, phone ringing sounds as well as "update" music played when you press a button, and lets not forget the trap door in case crooks with a grudge attack the telecenter. maybe an escape slide that leads to a hidden UM helicopter with action firing missles!"

awesome!

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan


That's greatness!!


I used to have a Jule Caylor action-figure, until I left it laying next to my kid's electric-train-set, and it mysteriously vanished into thin air.

It was hell living with that action-figure, and it was hell having it disappear the way that it did. But since I've moved on, that whole problem is behind me, and things are really pretty good.

I laughed myself silly reading some of these. I think my favorite so far was the Elizabeth Ortiz action figure "with Jonathan." I'd also love to see a Brian Brophil action figure with horse and barn o'weed playset, and a Dub Waukerhagen <sp?> figurine with Chance and the van with bloodied bedsheets and Christmas presents.

Let's not forget the Oakville Washington playset complete with your own bucket of gelatinous goo!

You can seriously buy action figures online of:

1. Mothman
2. James Earl Ray
3. Zodiac Killer
4. Unabomber
5. Billy the Kid
6. Bugsy Seigel
7. Robert Stack in Unsolved Mystery's wear
8. Elliot Ness ( as either Kevin Costner or Robert Stack)
9. Skunk Ape
10. BigFoot
11. A Grey (Roswell, Allagash Abductions)
12. Ogopogo
13. Oliver the Humanzee
14. Sirhan Sirhan
15. The entire Ramsey Family murder Playset (don;t ask!! :rolleyes: )
16. Gettysburg Ghosts (courtesy of Todd MacFarlane..like that jerk needs more money...:mad: )
17. Men In Black (not figures from the movie)
18. DB Cooper (actually comes with a packable working parachute AND removable ray-bans.)
19. The entire Romanov family complete with mad cleric Rasputin.
20. Whitey Bulger (someone actually made action figures of the FBIs 10 most wanted...includes Osama Bin Ladin!!!)
21. Victor Guerana (form the same set as Whitey Bulger)
22. Son of Sam (from a line of serial killer action figures....comes with his "posessed" dog!!!)
23. Sonny Liston (from a Muhammad Ali set. There is also one of great Heavyweight fighters)
24. Somewhere out there is an action figure of Virginia Madsen from the movie Candyman.
25. Dennis Farina was immortilized as an action figure twice (Get Shorty, Law and Order)

You forgot Danny Wheeler, although none are from his UM appearance. They're all from his basketball days.

How about Bob Bean with a video camera and his two kids with a "do it yourself" video recording that has Bob telling you what to say.

Let's not forget the Oakville Washington playset complete with your own bucket of gelatinous goo!

The Bucket-O'-Goo Fun Factory was pulled from store shelves in a scenario eerily reminiscent of the 1981 Tylenol scare.

The Bucket-O'-Goo Fun Factory was pulled from store shelves in a scenario eerily reminiscent of the 1981 Tylenol scare.


I thought it was because idiot kids were eating the goo, the way we used to sample the slime from the Ghostbusters toys.

I thought it was because idiot kids were eating the goo, the way we used to sample the slime from the Ghostbusters toys.

I think everyone did that! :lol: I used to eat play-doh too. Thank goodness it was non-toxic. It didn't taste all that bad, either. ;)

I think everyone did that! :lol: I used to eat play-doh too. Thank goodness it was non-toxic. It didn't taste all that bad, either. ;)

Yeah, Play-doh wasn't bad. I ate paste once when I was younger. I can't really recommend it.

I think everyone did that! :lol: I used to eat play-doh too. Thank goodness it was non-toxic. It didn't taste all that bad, either. ;)

Yeah...I'm guilty of that, as well. Why make playsets that can make "food" if you're not supposed to eat it!? :lol:

Of course if there is a Robert Stack figure, then there really should be a telecenter playset with rocket firing action, phone ringing sounds as well as "update" music played when you press a button, and lets not forget the trap door in case crooks with a grudge attack the telecenter. maybe an escape slide that leads to a hidden UM helicopter with action firing missles!

That is probably the coolest thing I have ever heard of.


I would like to see a Clarence Roberts figure, complete with Masonic ring, repossessable car, and turning-a-light-on-and-turning-a-light-off action. Oh, and he's fireproof, at least the first time you try it out.

The Phillip Breen figure should come with multiple outfits--business suit, Orlando Juice tee shirt/baseball cap/jeans, and island wear shirt and shorts for moving to the Caribbean. Kathleen Breen figure with divorce papers and Monster-From-Outer-Space blaster sold separately.

Other ideas:

- Allagash Abductions four pack: Jack and Jim Weiner, Chuck Rak, and Charlie Foltz. Separate playset includes canoe, otherwordly beings, and "medical examination room."

- Justin Burgwinkel with Army BDUs and briefcase.

- Perman Gilbert with work van and lunch bag of bologna and cheese sandwiches. Supermarket set with flower shop also available.

I would like to see a Clarence Roberts figure, complete with Masonic ring, repossessable car, and turning-a-light-on-and-turning-a-light-off action. Oh, and he's fireproof, at least the first time you try it out.

hahahahahahaha....lol at the repossessable car

Angela Hammond phone booth set?

Talk about morbid.....

Making their debuts in summer 2010:

-Manitoba UFO witness: Dip him in hot water and watch the mysterious scars appear on his belly!

-Howard Drummond: 103 coffee jars and pile of sweat socks sold separately.

-Gertrude Pruitt: Pull the string on her back and watch her mechanically size you up with her eyes!

-Not so much an action figure, but the Judge Fairbanks piggy bank was initially a hot seller, but the demand has died down considerably. The manufacturer is not taking refunds. All inquires and complaints should be directed to Harrah's Inc., Las Vegas, NV.

^^ Don't forget to include the fruitcake!

Adding to my previous ones, which were Elizabeth Ortiz and JJH....

Elaine Parent w/ shotgun, Beverly corpse, wig, id cards, credit cards and wallet, and suitcase

Keely Shaye Smith telecenter playset w/ two outfits; business suit optional pants and skirt, and casual clothes (comes with vacation playset that includes babies and Pierce Brosnan), telephone, desk, coworkers, trenchcoat, and large viewing screen. Speaks a wide variety of phrases, including "Thanks Rob. There has been a current update on this case...so and so..." and the famous "If you have any information on any of the cases you've seen tonight, please call at 1800 UNSOLVED." as well as "Unsolved Mysteries, on lifetime, will return after this."

Rogelio Roxas w/ shovel, archeological gear, friend, and gold bars with gold buddha, also comes with Ferdinand Marcos and electric shock torture device

The one...man (cant remember name) but comes with wig and women's clothing, as well as money checks and car designs, as well as prototype model of "car"

English couple former owners of haunted house playset comes with ghosts, lawyers and other couple complete with courthouse and allegations of suing the owners.

Lisette Nikita hospital playset, contains poisoned iv's, poison bottle, rx percriptions, patients in bed with seizure moving action, and boyfriend

AJ Breaux complete with van, red car, fish and beer can.

Jet Taylor and Susan-Akin Taylor action figures that don't do anything.

Well, this would be overpriced....

But how about a Tony Alamo action figure, including an assortment of Elvis sunglass, hundreds of sweat shop workers, giant 1970s style crooner's microphone, a tackily decorated mansion including dining table that seats 30, way too many Glamor Shots portraits, steal-able dead wife, and a big ole switch for when god tells us to give Tony Alamo 100 licks.

Whenever I read through this thread, I keep hearing and seeing Weird Al Yankovic's "white and nerdy" music video with Seth Green proudly displaying the collection:

My rims never spin. To the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library

Jet Taylor and Susan-Akin Taylor action figures that don't do anything.

Nice. :lol:

Nice. :lol:

Thanks! after recently seeing the Crystal Spencer story again I just thought they would be perfect.

Well, this would be overpriced....

But how about a Tony Alamo action figure, including an assortment of Elvis sunglass, hundreds of sweat shop workers, giant 1970s style crooner's microphone, a tackily decorated mansion including dining table that seats 30, way too many Glamor Shots portraits, steal-able dead wife, and a big ole switch for when god tells us to give Tony Alamo 100 licks.

LOL.

Gertrude Pruitt: Pull the string on her back and watch her mechanically size you up with her eyes!

Easy Bake Fruitcake Oven sold separately...

Paul Pollis Happy Meal complete with plastic hamburger, small shed, cleaning supplies, and extra large sized black trash bags. First 100 purchasers also receive complimentary cocaine samples.

Don Dixon excursion package -- includes pesticide spray and dinner at Taco Bell.

Tina resch playset with refrigerator that dispenses eggs thru the closed door and levitating phone.

Worlds of Wonder is offering a torched mattress accessory that is interchangable between the Eric Tamiyasu and Megan Curl figures.

Cindy James figure with pull string that can also be used to hog tie her, comes with two homes one slightly damaged with a "graage" and one with an overgrown garden, accessories include black nylon stockings, car with bloodied handle, mans workboot and glove, morphine and other drugs.
Other figures in the set include The PI, The gullible friend and the ex husband each sold separately.

You pull the string on her back and she says "THAT MAN HAS JONATHAN!"

Just wanted to say that I love your avatar and your name!

You forgot Danny Wheeler, although none are from his UM appearance. They're all from his basketball days.
^^^^ Hahahahahahahaha, that just made my day.

Can they make a set of Paul Pollis and his happy family, eating massive hamburgers in their van? Or what about the Jule(s) Caylor salad bar playset?

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan

:rotflmao: I just laughed out loud at work.

There totally needs to be an RC Dale for the Liz Carmichael action figure.

Milk Carton Bandit complete with crate to stand on. Grandpa Bandit and Shorts Robber sold separately.

And nobody's yet thought of the Wackers' complete action figure set with house and all? They could rival Ken and Barbie!! :lol: Wind Bill up and he'll slowly go outside waving a gun! All complete with sayings, such as "That's what it is to me, a kook!" and whenever the phone rings, have Dorothy answer it.

Lenny Dirickson action figure, complete with bar setting and mysterious man. Mustache sold separately.

I had a Dan Montecalvo action figure once, but I lost it gambling.

LMAO @ Elizabeth Ortiz, complete with milkshake!!!!!!!

There needs to be a Bonnie Wilder action figure. She comes carrying a big handbag with money hanging out it, a file folder that says "Lisa Penz", and several fake ID's.

The new East Area Rapist doll comes with several masks, pre-cut bindings, lubricant, and a stolen bicycle.

The Missy Munday doll comes with several outfits, including a pure-white wedding dress, which is to be worn to prove "she ain't no whore".

LMAO @ Elizabeth Ortiz, complete with milkshake!!!!!!!

There needs to be a Bonnie Wilder action figure. She comes carrying a big handbag with money hanging out it, a file folder that says "Lisa Penz", and several fake ID's.

The new East Area Rapist doll comes with several masks, pre-cut bindings, lubricant, and a stolen bicycle.

The Missy Munday doll comes with several outfits, including a pure-white wedding dress, which is to be worn to prove "she ain't no whore".

:lol: :lol:

Even better, yet a Bonnie Wilder Barbie doll! Display it among your other figures because, even in a crowd that big, you just don't get lost when you're enormous!

LOVES it!!!! A great big huge @ss Bonnie that CAN'T get lost a crowd!!!! Brilliant!!! :)

HAHA! How about a Jim Burnside figure, with eyes hand-painted, to ensure that about-to-enjoy-a-large-steak look?

Robert Stack himself! And all of his super wardrobe selections! (I'm looking at you, suede-jacket-from-the-Nevada-wild-horses-segment.)

Robert Stack himself! And all of his super wardrobe selections! (I'm looking at you, suede-jacket-from-the-Nevada-wild-horses-segment.)
Robert Stack tie selection sold separately :p

I'd also like to see that great plaid shirt he wore in a couple of segments.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I am amazed that nobody has suggested a Tim McClure action figure (complete with long mullett and awful attire)

Robert Stack himself! And all of his super wardrobe selections! (I'm looking at you, suede-jacket-from-the-Nevada-wild-horses-segment.)

YES! He definitely should have posable arms that fit into his trenchcoat, and a button that makes him say "perhaps YOU can solve a case"! :D

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I am amazed that nobody has suggested a Tim McClure action figure (complete with long mullett and awful attire)


purse sold separately...

This is going to sound REALLY insensitive but Cokeville School Playset complete with mishandled bomb contraption, tape, body of Doris Young, firefighter, and ghostly angelic being figurine.

Nelson DeCloud Cultist Ranch Playset complete with unnamed extra with bad wig to cut with scissors, truck, and shoes to offer.

Liza Montgomery's Christmas Shopping Spree playset comes with fancy expensive getaway car, shopping bags, piles of money, and different customizable outfits for Liza, including prison outfit and wig.

Robin Stevens and Cheri Sizemore playset complete with Thelma & Louise Movie Poster, nun outfits, various other disguises, and convertible.

This is going to sound REALLY insensitive but Cokeville School Playset complete with mishandled bomb contraption, tape, body of Doris Young, firefighter, and ghostly angelic being figurine.

Nelson DeCloud Cultist Ranch Playset complete with unnamed extra with bad wig to cut with scissors, truck, and shoes to offer.

Liza Montgomery's Christmas Shopping Spree playset comes with fancy expensive getaway car, shopping bags, piles of money, and different customizable outfits for Liza, including prison outfit and wig.

Robin Stevens and Cheri Sizemore playset complete with Thelma & Louise Movie Poster, nun outfits, various other disguises, and convertible.

These made me laugh wayyyyy too hard.

Deborah Poe action set complete with miniature 7-11 and a looming Megadeth guy action figure who delivers anti-smoking PSA speeches when you pull his string.

Scared To Death Playset includes hogties, chair, telephone with actual ringing sounds, and disoriented Cindy James action figure.

Scared To Death Playset includes hogties, chair, telephone with actual ringing sounds, and disoriented Cindy James action figure.

That's so bad.
;)

Buy the Dennis DePue action figure, and get the Jeepers Creepers action figure for half price.

A police officer with a phone. When you lift the receiver it says "Judy Hymes is alive and she lives in Omaha".

Bonnie Wilder with a button that makes her gain/lose weight. Giant purse, muumuu, and cake included.

Kelly Finnigan doll that comes with a male sidekick with no facial hair. ''I have really sensitive skin!''

This thread has me CRACKING UP.

I'd love to get the New Edition Bob Bean figurine, complete with sarcastic comments, smirks and verbal jabs.

How about the Chad Noe Drunken Stupor Set? Kids can create their own murderous redneck clan.

And what child wouldn't love to see the Lake Wales Haunted House Playset under their Christmas tree? Comes with a teenage bride doll and sacrifice-able snails.

This thread has me CRACKING UP.

How about the Chad Noe Drunken Stupor Set? Kids can create their own murderous redneck clan.



Supposed Wal-Mart drop-off site sold separately!

Should you want a nice accoutrement for your child's UM action figures, pick up the Victorio Peak playset! Watch their faith in the military diminish as the mountain implodes!

Supposed Wal-Mart drop-off site sold separately!

LOL

Omar's "you can build a fire" science playset. Complete with matches and gasoline. Camcorder sold separately.

Omar's "you can build a fire" science playset. Complete with matches and gasoline. Camcorder sold separately.

As an added bonus, a "Stabbable Daddy" mannequin can be yours for just 666 proofs of purchase!

Lets revive this thread

The "He Had It Coming" Judge Leiland Geller playset! Comes with wheelchair, big fancy house, tissues and lotion not included. Also comes with half naked lawyer with "genital rubbing action." ATM included. Bonus Adolina Gonzalez figure included with purchase of your entire life savings.

Sharon Kinne black widow figure. Comes complete with big ass sunglasses, purse, lipstick, red convertible, and margaritaaaaaaaas.pull the string and Sharon says many oblivious things such as "whats that over there?! It looks like a gun! Is that a person? Lets have a little chat." The Sharon figure is also extremely flexible, able to squeeze through tight spaces with ease!

Mac McDonald teen pregnancy playset which is just a manual on hiw to not be dumb and impregnate a teenager and then make yourself even more of a DAMN creep by searching for her years later.

Jule Caylor with a retro Wendy's salad bar. Some assembly required!

yes, in Business suit, trenchcoat, or outdoor plaid and sleeveless jacket!

Judy Hymes Toy-Phone, tells you she's alive and in Omaha in 30 different languages, including Elven and Dothraki.

Judy Hymes Toy-Phone, tells you she's alive and in Omaha in 30 different languages, including Elven and Dothraki.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You forgot Danny Wheeler, although none are from his UM appearance. They're all from his basketball days.

I think it was a CO IN CI DENCE that he forgot danny wheeler. A danny wheeler figure in a Bulls uniform would be epic

I think it was a CO IN CI DENCE that he forgot danny wheeler. A danny wheeler figure in a Bulls uniform would be epic

A Wheeler and Jordan combo pack would sell well.

To think we never got any replica African Fertility Statues....

Here's one.

Jule Caylor Wendys Salad Playset. Comes with everything needed to make a damn mess at Wendys! (Wendys Salad Bars no longer in operation)
The perfect way to make a salad the way you know how!

Here's one.

Jule Caylor Wendys Salad Playset. Comes with everything needed to make a damn mess at Wendys! (Wendys Salad Bars no longer in operation)
The perfect way to make a salad the way you know how!

From the makers of the Gilbert Ortiz Milkshake Maker?

Michael Swango. Comes with a syringe and a bucket of "extra spicy chicken."

From the makers of the Gilbert Ortiz Milkshake Maker?

And the Gertrude Pruitt Fruitcake Set!

The Unsolved Mysteries Guess Who? game would have been a must under my Christmas tree.

Bill and Dorothy Wacker playset with rope and gag, telephone, threatening notes, revolver with purchase receipt, and Dorothy's glasses.

That's greatness!!


I used to have a Jule Caylor action-figure, until I left it laying next to my kid's electric-train-set, and it mysteriously vanished into thin air.

It was hell living with that action-figure, and it was hell having it disappear the way that it did. But since I've moved on, that whole problem is behind me, and things are really pretty good.

Tears :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Jet Taylor and Susan-Akin Taylor action figures that don't do anything.

Hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't forget the Frank Rizzo action figure that comes complete with a chipper/shredder, backyard barbecue grill, miniature bone fragments, and orange pin flags! Toy house with punched-out walls sold separately.

Don't forget the Frank Rizzo action figure that comes complete with a chipper/shredder, backyard barbecue grill, miniature bone fragments, and orange pin flags! Toy house with punched-out walls sold separately.

Oh lord-- that's so wrong it's right! I can't stop laughing!

The Missy Munday doll comes with several outfits, including a pure-white wedding dress, which is to be worn to prove "she ain't no whore".


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

This is amazing.

The Jule Caylor Salad Bar playset should also come with a mini laptop, so Jule can write that eight-page letter to the management at Wendy's.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

This is amazing.


I know, I laughed so hard reading that!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I want a Bob Bean one. Pull the string and he says ' So there's no motive' 'I knew what i had and i was happy to give it away' and 'We wont get into responses'

A DB Cooper Parachute Figurine. You throw him up he spills the money and when he hits the ground he disappears.

Edward Howard Bell comes pantsless (Awful)

Matthew McConaughey "First Acting Job" figurine. Comes with Lawnmower and multiple gun shot wounds.

Chaim Weiss (No description needed)

Roger Rojas "Discussion Kit". Comes with Car Battery

A Joe Weldon Smith "Playhouse". Comes with overnight sleeping bags and hammer

A Richard Church and Colleen Ritter Ken and Barbie doll duo set

A Race Track Set with a 70s Station Wagon and a 70s Two Tone Ford Pickup Truck with a Fish Decal on the back. It's automatically defective as the transmission on the Station Wagon causes it to lose every time.

A Cayedito figurine Playhouse Set. Comes with extra empy bed.

:lol: :lol: :lol: bad taste but funny! Paul Pollis action figure pull the string and it says ' I like to live in a clean house'
Bad taste i know but David hurley one ' Hey man HEY MAN'

:lol: :lol: :lol: bad taste but funny! Paul Pollis action figure pull the string and it says ' I like to live in a clean house'
Bad taste i know but David hurley one ' Hey man HEY MAN'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Paul Pollis action figure HAS to come with a mop/broom/cleaning supplies

I'd like a Joseph Prushinowski doll, with all the appropriate accessories- a little roll-up Torah, maybe a few stacks of cash, a little hat with teeny curls and a signature stamp set (no Religious offense intended).

I would die for an RC version of the Dale, with a Liz Carmichael figure driving it.

This thread has had me rolling!

The Paul Pollis action figure HAS to come with a mop/broom/cleaning supplies

Paul Pollis: Complete with shed AND a handy bucket of cleaning supplies. Because who doesn't like a clean house?

Paul Pollis: Complete with shed AND a handy bucket of cleaning supplies. Because who doesn't like a clean house?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Paul Pollis action figure HAS to come with a mop/broom/cleaning supplies


LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'd like a Bashir Doll complete with a phone and the voice is a little kid laughing (L'enfant). A Tim McClure one complete with mullet and wedding attire and a hidden gun. Also a jim harrison doll 'You're being bad again susan' lol no offence to anyone all in good fun

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'd like a Bashir Doll complete with a phone and the voice is a little kid laughing (L'enfant). A Tim McClure one complete with mullet and wedding attire and a hidden gun. Also a jim harrison doll 'You're being bad again susan' lol no offence to anyone all in good fun


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG this thread has me cracking up!!!

This is in very, very bad taste....but I want a Wadadda figurine, complete with long dreadlocks and a malformed hand; when you pull the string, his face turns evil and he chants 'ZADA DEE DEE GA GA'!

This is in very, very bad taste....but I want a Wadadda figurine, complete with long dreadlocks and a malformed hand; when you pull the string, his face turns evil and he chants 'ZADA DEE DEE GA GA'!

This is in even worse taste, but I spit my drink out laughing as I read that.

This is in even worse taste, but I spit my drink out laughing as I read that.

LMAO

This is also in bad taste the Judith Hymes one says when you pull the string ' Judy Hymes is alive and lives in Omaha'

Ed Walters, complete with a UFO (that doubles as a hat). Pushing a button will make him say, "Naysayers!"

Hahahahaha! Aj Breaux one comes with a hidden bottle of scotch and a bag of frozen fish.

Hahahahaha! Aj Breaux one comes with a hidden bottle of scotch and a bag of frozen fish.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Countess! With fake money and your very own fingerprinting set to first get nervous and not want to but then are forced to make your own fingerprints.

Countess! With fake money and your very own fingerprinting set to first get nervous and not want to but then are forced to make your own fingerprints.
Which one is The Countess again? Is that the woman from Germany who wore fur coats?

Which one is The Countess again? Is that the woman from Germany who wore fur coats?

Yes! :lol:

I finally saw this segment for the first time last night...

Have we made a Pattie Johnson and "the rock" action figure? The toy can come marketed with the phrase, "No one can say the words the rock makes you feel like."

Don't know that one.... is that the one where the two friends found a rock in Washington?

Mini African fertility statues. To be sold in pharmacies, right next to the ovulation predictor kits.

Eric and Pam Ellender satanic cult playset

Kurt Sova beach scene playset with bonus Dungeons and Dragons themed game and extra figure of pissed-off Jester Wendy

Ethel Kidd woods scene with house, mailbox, tree, hoe, and pornographic material, as well as creepy as **** figure of the killer (those ****ing eyebrows)

Pigeon Drop playset

Magic Rock, does exactly what you think! NOTHING!

Recreational "Schoen Family" Feud role playing game (includes bad child wigs)

Eric and Pam Ellender satanic cult playset

Kurt Sova beach scene playset with bonus Dungeons and Dragons themed game and extra figure of pissed-off Jester Wendy

Ethel Kidd woods scene with house, mailbox, tree, hoe, and pornographic material, as well as creepy as **** figure of the killer (those ****ing eyebrows)

Pigeon Drop playset

Magic Rock, does exactly what you think! NOTHING!

Recreational "Schoen Family" Feud role playing game (includes bad child wigs)

I want a Paul Pollis action figure with a complete set of mini cleaning supplies.

Also, I think you meant Kurt McFall above. He was the one into D&D.

This is in very, very bad taste....but I want a Wadadda figurine, complete with long dreadlocks and a malformed hand; when you pull the string, his face turns evil and he chants 'ZADA DEE DEE GA GA'!

A Wadada figure in which you pull the deformed hand activates the voice of the butler from Scary Movie "my other hand isn't strong enough, take my little hand!"

Adam Emery hanging off the side of a car.

Rich Adam Hecht and "Down and Out" Adam Hecht

Dave Davis complete with Hammerhead Thumbs

1990s Kelly Shaye Smith would be a good Barbie doll

Stuart Heaton, complete with scratched hands and Carpentry Set

Donny Hansen with gas can

Sheriff Wampler and Don Dixon with burnt mattress

Not an action figure, but how about a 'create your own Gulf Breeze UFO!' playkit

Jasper Watkins with ...oh never mind, I don't want to go to hell

Clarence and Geneva Roberts arson house playset with burnt corpses

Adam Emery hanging off the side of a car.

Don't forget the Burger King receipt and ankle weights.... :D

Florida Store Disappearances playset including annoying eyewitness with perky bosoms and cigarettes, and suspect with megadeath t-shirt and long mane

Laura Law action figure that comes with a shed and snowmobiles.

[QUOTE=Theslicknes I am amazed that nobody has suggested a Tim McClure action figure (complete with long mullett and awful attire)[/QUOTE]

Lie detector test machine sold separately.

going to hell for this

Jay Cook and Tanya Van Cuylenborg action figures with zip ties, medical gloves, and bonus Michael Jackson 1984 Victory Tour figure

Joe Owens backyard digging playset, now you can kill your wife and bury her in your own replica compost box!

I know I posted in this thread a long while ago but this thread has some ideas that just seem kind of "wrong". I feel like it's trivializing real life-changing or life-ending events for some of the victims. I can understand posting about the people that were (or seem to be) guilty parties but I wouldn't want the friends and family members of victims to read some of the suggestions mentioning them (if you look at it from their perspective). It's just my two cents.

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I know I posted in this thread a long while ago but this thread has some ideas that just seem kind of "wrong". I feel like it's trivializing real life-changing or life-ending events for some of the victims. I can understand posting about the people that were (or seem to be) guilty parties but I wouldn't want the friends and family members of victims to read some of the suggestions mentioning them (if you look at it from their perspective). It's just my two cents.

I personally don't think they would read this, but that's just me...

Jet Taylor and Susan-Akin Taylor action figures that don't do anything.

Bringing this back because lol.

Marie Hilley medical familicide playset. Comes with needles, arsenic, and awful blonde wig when you need to pose as your twin.

Angela Hammond phone booth playset. Comes with toilet. Van sold separately.

Replica of the Pennsylvania Jesus Statue that opens and closes its eyes

Action figures of Alan Mann, lying down and telling Linda Mann to stop, and Linda Mann, whose action figure makes a creepy laugh.

Plus an action figure of Sandra Mann, who extends her arm out to knock on a door, saying "what's going on in there?"

Finally, an action figure of David Mann, where all he says is "Isabella."

The perfect people for action figures; that segment had to be the lamest, dumbest UM segment ever. They couldn't even play it up like Bob Bean, Pat Snead and Danny Wheeler (probably some talking action figures of their own, just spouting out things like not being into incest and fighting amongst themselves).

Unsolved Spellbook
Include spells and incantations by Kurt McFall, Shane Stewart and Sally McNelty, Ann Sigmin, and Jester Wendy

Lisa Bishop and Florian Bourch Action Figures, comes with miniature Freighter Ship (may sink when placed in water).

Patricia Meehan selfie doll equipped with camera and a mirror

Bobbie Jo Oberholzer and Annette Kay Schnee Action Figures, comes with one orange sock each (matching sock not included)

A board game where you must work your way down the riverside to discover a magic rock. Then as you make your way back home a space at a time on the board, you draw cards to see what good fortune the rock brings to you

I’m going to hell for this one...

Arkansas model train set, complete with appearing and disappearing green tarp

Jule Caylor Salad Playset

How about a UM store...

Katie the Gold Leaf Lady figure - "She sweats real gold!"

Allagash Abductions Colouring Book

Tim McClure moustache and wig Halloween fancy dress set

Gertrude Pruitt's fruit cake baking mix - just add oil and water

Megadeth Guy action figure

“My First Arson” set. Complete with matches, gasoline, video camera and heavy metal cassette tapes. Omar action figure sold separately.

Agatha Christie Disappearing Action Figure, comes with car, husband, books, suitcase, and antisemitism. Batteries not included