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Dionysus
04-18-2010, 01:37 AM
OK, to the ladies and gay men:
Who, in your personal opinion, were some of the hottest guys profiled on this show?
You can choose from anyone (actors or real people).

I'd say the hottest was Matt Flores. Damn, he was fine. Another one was the guy who supposedly had amnesia -- the one who wore the huge nerd glasses. I think he went by 'Tyler' (correct me if I'm wrong). Underneath that windshield was a hottie!

Zero
04-18-2010, 12:02 PM
Nice thread!

That "Tyler" guy was really Arthur Paul Beal. I read on here he had a stroke some years back and was disabled due to the affects. Sad.


After watching the segment today it looked like Michael Rosenblum was a handsome young man. It's too bad he got mixed up in drugs. Too bad he ended up the way he did. :(

Oldschooler81
04-18-2010, 12:13 PM
Even though I'm a straight dude, I have no problem recognizing other guys as good looking. I agree about Matt Flores. I'd probably also say Todd Kelly (the actor playing him as well as the actual guy) and even the 80s Curtis Croft (despite him being a jerk) are guys I wouldn't mind looking like.

Something cool about UM especially in its glory days is that lots of the interviewees and actors are "products of their time" - i.e. if they're under 30 (and sometimes older too), chances are they had some hairstyle or fashion of the day. That makes it so much more unique since there's less of a chance of running across someone who looks like that today.

Dionysus
04-18-2010, 03:58 PM
That "Tyler" guy was really Arthur Paul Beal. I read on here he had a stroke some years back and was disabled due to the affects. Sad.


That's VERY sad. :(

Dionysus
04-18-2010, 04:02 PM
Something cool about UM especially in its glory days is that lots of the interviewees and actors are "products of their time" - i.e. if they're under 30 (and sometimes older too), chances are they had some hairstyle or fashion of the day. That makes it so much more unique since there's less of a chance of running across someone who looks like that today.

Agreed!

Dionysus
04-18-2010, 04:20 PM
Even though I'm a straight dude, I have no problem recognizing other guys as good looking. I agree about Matt Flores. I'd probably also say Todd Kelly (the actor playing him as well as the actual guy) and even the 80s Curtis Croft (despite him being a jerk) are guys I wouldn't mind looking like.


Could you refresh my memory on these guys? Thanks :)

MissFit29
04-18-2010, 04:37 PM
I always thought the second detective interviewed in the Lester Garnier story was a hunk!

crystaldawn
04-18-2010, 08:31 PM
Lester Garnier was pretty cute I thought. Also thought Gordon Page Jr.'s brothers they showed at the end of the segment were very cute.

Oldschooler81
04-18-2010, 11:39 PM
Could you refresh my memory on this guys? Thanks :)

Sure. :) Todd Kelly was a young guy killed in a small town in Indiana in 1989, basically he'd been dating this girl Christie he was really in love with, who was on and off again with this other guy (Mafoos Huck). All signs point to Mafoos doing it, but they think Christie helped him out of fear too.

Curtis Croft was dating this teenage girl Jenny Pratt in 1987 (he was a little older, in his early 20s) who was hit in the head with a wooden board when they were out riding his motorcycle (she lived thankfully, but was brain damaged). He was involved in drugs, and it's believed someone was retaliating against him and unfortunately got Jenny instead. :(

ididn'tdoit
04-18-2010, 11:59 PM
Why Dennis Depue of course :D

No but as for guys I thought both Norman Ladner and Tommy Burket were very good looking :)

soilentgreen
04-19-2010, 02:08 PM
No love for Bob Bean? And none of the Matt McConaughey fans have posted yet?

I'm going along with my girlfriend's picks of Megadeth man, Michael Rosenblum and the actor who portrayed Amy Billig's brother.

WishfulDreamer
04-19-2010, 11:19 PM
Geoffrey Ramos. :) I hope he's doing well today.

Corky Kneivel
04-20-2010, 12:44 PM
Jule Caylor. Dreamy eyes. Respectful of women. Wears tight slacks. His first name is Jule. That's a whole lotta man for some lucky woman.

ididn'tdoit
04-20-2010, 01:29 PM
Gaaah CD, that new haunting avatar of yours! :D Dunno if this is the right thread to comment on it though :lol:

leafygreens
04-20-2010, 02:03 PM
Angela Hammond's bf Rob! :crazy:

kamy
04-21-2010, 12:00 PM
Jule Caylor. Dreamy eyes. Respectful of women. Wears tight slacks. His first name is Jule. That's a whole lotta man for some lucky woman.
Ditto, Corky. LMAO!!!!:lol:

mphs95
04-24-2010, 03:04 PM
Even though I'm a straight dude, I have no problem recognizing other guys as good looking. I agree about Matt Flores. I'd probably also say Todd Kelly (the actor playing him as well as the actual guy) and even the 80s Curtis Croft (despite him being a jerk) are guys I wouldn't mind looking like.

Something cool about UM especially in its glory days is that lots of the interviewees and actors are "products of their time" - i.e. if they're under 30 (and sometimes older too), chances are they had some hairstyle or fashion of the day. That makes it so much more unique since there's less of a chance of running across someone who looks like that today.

Mmmmm, gotta love the Mullet on Tim McClure. Somewhere, Billy Ray Cyrus was using that picture as his dream for the ultimate hairdo.

Anteros
05-04-2010, 04:01 PM
The awful story about the army police officer was creepy and stnks of cover-up...however the guy they had to play Chad was absolutely gorgeous!

Mastermind
05-04-2010, 04:10 PM
What, no love for my Avatar?:(

Come on! :mad:

Teddy K in Unabomber gear had to have had a few of you gals blood pumpling!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

a perm, ray-bans, hoodie and a porn 'stache....I don;t see what's not there to like.

Corky Kneivel
05-04-2010, 04:30 PM
...the guy they had to play Chad was absolutely gorgeous!

Yeah that guy was really like impossibly looking.

That being said, he’s responsible for perhaps the worst acting ever seen on UM (aside from the guy who tries to be British in the Death Chair segment). That scene in which he’s primping in front of his mirror in his bedroom and breaks up with his girlfriend is laughably bad. The way he pouts, hems and haws while breaking up, then erupts with rage…all of it is so ****ing horrible…but then, then he caps it all of with the whole body sigh and sag as if he realizes what he just did.

Worst. Scene. Ever.

BlackOfJuly
05-17-2010, 04:59 AM
The actor who portrayed Eric Tamiyasu. He was a cutie...

Apostapler
05-17-2010, 08:14 AM
Alan Mann.

He was a whole lotta hunk! ;)

Dionysus
05-17-2010, 06:00 PM
Remembering more hot pieces of man meat........

It's been along time since I've seen this segment, so names escape me, but I remember it taking place in Austin, Texas. A woman was abducted at a self service car wash at night and 3 men heard her screams. One of the 3 men was really hot. If I recall, he had brown hair and either blue or green eyes.

And Charlotte Polis' brother -- think his name is Omar -- was a cutie.

Mystery Man
05-20-2010, 05:22 PM
Ladies dig convicted killer Adam Emery.

wiseguy182
06-05-2010, 08:06 AM
hmm, I'll have to think about this. I'm sure there's lots, but not a whole lot is coming to mind right now.

David Stallings Sr. Maybe not what you would call classically handsome, but he's good looking in his own right and he's got a big heart. :)

Zlatko
06-06-2010, 08:42 PM
Paul Pollis. Not only is he gorgeous but he keeps his house clean as can be. He likes a clean house after all. ;)

What about Don Dixon? I know he's looks like a sociopathic nerd/recluse who lives in his mom's basement but I heard he's a model for Vogue.