Beloved TV sitcom "The Golden Girls" is set for a saucy X-rated revamp.

The hit show, which featured late star Bea Arthur and Betty White as aging singles, is to be parodied by porn company New Sensations.

Adult stars Lisa Ann, Puma Suede, Julia Ann and Diamond Foxxx will take on the leads in "The Golden Girls - An All MILF XXX Parody."

Filming on the project will start next week.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...puke: puke: puke: puke: puke: (In this case, "pussycat" takes on a whole new meaning!!!!! :eek: :crazy:)

Well, Betty White, herself, has implied she would have no problem doing a nude scene, so maybe.....oh, wait.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

OK, that's it. It's been a long time coming but it's finally here; the end of civilization as we know (knew?) it.

I've begun the long and arduous process of lining my property with barbed wire, bolting all doors and windows, breaking open my stores of canned goods in the basement, putting Pizza Hut on speed dial and emptying my bank account. Plus I've thrown out all my shaving cream, donned the ceremonial flannel shirt and placed all my classic literature within arms length.

Thank you, New Sensations. :rolleyes: :crazy: