And I'll tell you why....


1. Because YOU once dated Candace Cameron in real life

2. Because, by your own admission, YOU once ****ed an NBC exec

3. Because YOU are everything my cousin Danny EVER wanted to be

And I'll tell you why....


1. Because YOU once dated Candace Cameron in real life

Candace must've been desperate. :rolleyes:

2. Because, by your own admission, YOU once ****ed an NBC exec

See above. ^ :rolleyes:

3. Because YOU are everything my cousin Danny EVER wanted to be

Danny needs a new role model. :rolleyes: