How it works: We each make up names for eps, often playing off a characteristic of the show or one of its character, often the eps are satirical.

Here are mine for starters:

Uncle Joe The Workaholic

Kate Wrecks The Roast

The Cannonball: Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

Billy Jo Joins a Nunnery LOL

Sam Drucker: The Long Lost Walmart Heir????

Hot Times in Big Town Pixley

Arnold Pigs Out!

Fred Ziffel has a case of Sniffles

Drucker's House of Fine Farm Fashion (Overalls in every shape and size)

Give a Hoot for Floyd Smoot!

Don't Pout for Selma Plout

Pass the hat for Charlie Pratt

Arnold Zifel Pigs Out on IQ Test

Kate's Chicken and Dumpling Fiasco

Homer Bedloe's Tragic Accident: He Smiles And Cracks His Face! LOL

Uncle Joe does housework.

Uncle Joe Takes The Fifth! (slice of cherry pie, helping of mashed potatoes, chicken and dumplings....)

Mr. President Breaks The Brake

Floyd Smooch's Mail Order Dating Service

The Hooterville Cannonball - The Little engine That Could!

The Water Tower Water Follies

The Hooterville Cannonball - Keeping The Valley On Track

Hooterville opens shopping mall

Nutty Norman Cannonball Foreman

Boorish Beatnik Barks For Bonus

Kate Bradley and Selma Plout becomes best friends.

Uncle Joe Carson: Hooterville's Vince Lombardi lol

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better (aka Kate Bradley/Selma Plout duet in Hooterville's production of Annie Get Your Gun)

The Higgins and Arnold Zifel Mensa Animal Protection League

Mr. Bedloe keeps the Cannonball open forever.

Uncle Joe's 'Busy Beaver' Award
Topless Dinner Night at the Shady Rest
Hooterville Hair Club for Men (for Sam & Floyd)
Dr. Janet Craig: Part-time Stripper
Joe's Rock and Roll Band (re-titled for later syndication "Hooterville Heavy Metal")

The Hooterville Health Club. (For Uncle Joe and maybe Charlie Pratt).

Higgins And The Doggie Commercial Gravy Train

Big Chief Running Mouth (Uncle Joe and The Miffed Indian Deal)

Selma Plout and The Curdled Lemon Butter Escapade

as I keep watching new eps more come to me......

Oh Give Me A Home Where The Buffalo Roams

Uncle Joe's Plunder Steals Crabwell Corner's Thunder

Selma Plout's Paperweight Donut and Anchor Emporium

Selma Plout's Get Out The Vote Effort

The Bradley Girls Fall for Eb
Uncle Joe Pimps the Girls Out in Pixley
Condemnation Notice for the Shady Rest
Homer Bedlow: International Playboy

Steve Elliot can't sing.

Bloomers R US

Uncle Joe's fat farm

Petticoat Pucker up

Hey! That Phone Doesn't Work

Pixley Fats Makes A Ringer

Bachelor Butter Makes Manly Tastebuds Flutter!

Here are a few "contorted" original episode titles from seasons one and two:

... Quick, Hide Uncle Joe's Whiskey!
... Local Girl Makes Crystal Meth in Her Barn
... Charley Abandons Cannonballing Pools
... Kate's Recipe for Hot Whoopie ;)
... Uncle Joe's Replacement Liquor
... Herbie Gets Rejected by Billie Jo
... My Daughter the Lady of the Hour
... Behind All Scary Wives, There's Doris Ziffel
... Kate and the Too Much Manpower Problem :happyface
... Kate Flat On Her Back really doesn't need any contorting :)
... Race of the Stork Against The Wedding Date

The Bradley girls can't get dates.

Kate Bradley and The Julia Childs Look Alike

Selma Plout and Lisa Douglas Open Up a Cooking School (LOL) (also aired on Green Acres)

Arnold Zifel and the Porcine Jeopardy Challenge

Higgin's Commerical (aka Every Dog Has Its Day!)

I believe Higgins actually did get his own commerical in a second season episode.

Uncle Joe The Hooterville Picasso LOL

Color Inside The Lines Uncle Joe!

Boorish Beatnick Howls For Bonus

Hooterville Honeys
Shady Rest is the place to be...not Green Acres!
Mr. Drucker, Mr./Mrs. Ziffel, Mr. Kiley and Eb pick one show to be on!
Granny Moses does Hooterville
Why do pretty girls (Billie and Bobbie) fall for their distant cousins? (Jethro Bodine)
The Lady Bugs anthology
The Haney Place?
The many woes of Homer Bedloe

Uncle Joe loves to work

and

The girls think Steve Elliot is ugly. :)

Uncle Joe's "Mexican" Venture (Working On A Siesta LOL)

Selma Plout's "Cinder Blocks" and Jelly

Wal-Mart Comes to Hooterville
Betty Jo's Affair with Orrin
The Shady Rest Goes Condo
Sam Drucker's Mail Fraud Conviction

Homer Bedloe Cracks a Mirror

Kate Bradley's Hooterville Pixley Crisco Bakeoff