catlover79
01-11-2010, 09:17 PM
For some reason, I was thinking about the 1980 flop musical turned cult classic Xanadu, which starred Olivia Newton-John, Gene Kelly and Michael Beck. It dawned on me that there are quite a few similarities between the movie and Bewitched!
You take a gorgeous, blond supernatural female (Samantha is a witch, Kira is a muse) and a mortal man with darker hair. Mortal man and supernatural female fall in love, only for the man to be shocked by the true origins of the girl. (As an added bonus, both men are hard-working but down on their luck with dopey bosses.) Heck, even the scenes where the truth is revealed are similar!
*The moment of truth* (Bewitched, pilot episode):
Darrin Stephens: You're a what?
Samantha: I'm a witch!
Darrin Stephens: That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Samantha: Now! I am a witch. A real broom-riding, house-haunting, cauldron-stirring witch.
Darrin Stephens: It MUST be the champagne. Now, darling, it's been a hectic day for both of us. This getting married is tougher than it looks.
Samantha: Would I say I am a witch if I'm not?
Darrin Stephens: I don't know. I have an aunt who thinks she's a lighthouse. Whenever it rains she insists on climbing up on the garage roof to warn the sailors.
Samantha: How do you know she isn't a lighthouse?
Darrin Stephens: Huh?
Samantha: Maybe you were the one who was looking straight at a lighthouse and thought you were seeing an old lady on a garage roof.
Darrin Stephens: I'm from Missouri. Do you know what that means? Show me.
Darrin Stephens: I wish I had a drink.
[drink appears in his hand]
Darrin Stephens: ... an Old Fashioned?
[an Old Fashioned drink appears]
Darrin Stephens: ... and a straw?
[straw appears in drink]
Darrin Stephens: You're a witch!
Samantha: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
[Darrin begins to faint and Samantha sends a chair over to catch him.)
*The moment of truth* (Xanadu):
Kira: Have you ever heard the expression "kissed by a muse"? Well, that's what I am. I'm a muse.
Sonny: Well, I'm glad someone's having a good time.
Kira: Oh, don't make jokes; I'm serious.
Kira: Look up "muse" in the dictionary. Go on, page seven twenty-eight. Read it!
Sonny: Okay, all right. I'll read it.
[reading]
Sonny: "Muse; any one of the nine sister...”
Kira: Like the album cover? Mm-hmm?
Sonny: [reading] "Any one of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology, presiding over song, and poetry, and the arts and do you believe me now, Sonny?" How'd you do that? What's going on?
Kira: [Points at the TV] The television!
[the television comes on and is showing a movie in black and white with two characters, Nick and Vargas, having a conversation when Nick pulls a gun]
Nick: What should I do, Sonny? Dive at him, um, or make a martini?
Vargas: Who you talking to?
Nick: Sonny Malone. He doesn't believe Kira's a muse.
Sonny: How can you be talking to me? You're a movie!
Vargas: I ain't got time for this, Malone. Brenda's the only one that saw me at the racetrack. Now if the lady says she's a muse, she's a muse.
[Brenda Trent enters, played by Kira, who is still also outside of the television screen]
Vargas: Who's that? Brenda!
Sonny: Kira!
Brenda Trent: Sonny.
[Sonny slumps into a chair]
Nick: I think he needs a drink.
Kira: It's okay; I'll take care of it. Thanks!
Nick: Good luck on the opening of your joint, kid.
[Puts his hands up]
Nick: Wish I could be there.
[the television goes off]
You take a gorgeous, blond supernatural female (Samantha is a witch, Kira is a muse) and a mortal man with darker hair. Mortal man and supernatural female fall in love, only for the man to be shocked by the true origins of the girl. (As an added bonus, both men are hard-working but down on their luck with dopey bosses.) Heck, even the scenes where the truth is revealed are similar!
*The moment of truth* (Bewitched, pilot episode):
Darrin Stephens: You're a what?
Samantha: I'm a witch!
Darrin Stephens: That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Samantha: Now! I am a witch. A real broom-riding, house-haunting, cauldron-stirring witch.
Darrin Stephens: It MUST be the champagne. Now, darling, it's been a hectic day for both of us. This getting married is tougher than it looks.
Samantha: Would I say I am a witch if I'm not?
Darrin Stephens: I don't know. I have an aunt who thinks she's a lighthouse. Whenever it rains she insists on climbing up on the garage roof to warn the sailors.
Samantha: How do you know she isn't a lighthouse?
Darrin Stephens: Huh?
Samantha: Maybe you were the one who was looking straight at a lighthouse and thought you were seeing an old lady on a garage roof.
Darrin Stephens: I'm from Missouri. Do you know what that means? Show me.
Darrin Stephens: I wish I had a drink.
[drink appears in his hand]
Darrin Stephens: ... an Old Fashioned?
[an Old Fashioned drink appears]
Darrin Stephens: ... and a straw?
[straw appears in drink]
Darrin Stephens: You're a witch!
Samantha: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
[Darrin begins to faint and Samantha sends a chair over to catch him.)
*The moment of truth* (Xanadu):
Kira: Have you ever heard the expression "kissed by a muse"? Well, that's what I am. I'm a muse.
Sonny: Well, I'm glad someone's having a good time.
Kira: Oh, don't make jokes; I'm serious.
Kira: Look up "muse" in the dictionary. Go on, page seven twenty-eight. Read it!
Sonny: Okay, all right. I'll read it.
[reading]
Sonny: "Muse; any one of the nine sister...”
Kira: Like the album cover? Mm-hmm?
Sonny: [reading] "Any one of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology, presiding over song, and poetry, and the arts and do you believe me now, Sonny?" How'd you do that? What's going on?
Kira: [Points at the TV] The television!
[the television comes on and is showing a movie in black and white with two characters, Nick and Vargas, having a conversation when Nick pulls a gun]
Nick: What should I do, Sonny? Dive at him, um, or make a martini?
Vargas: Who you talking to?
Nick: Sonny Malone. He doesn't believe Kira's a muse.
Sonny: How can you be talking to me? You're a movie!
Vargas: I ain't got time for this, Malone. Brenda's the only one that saw me at the racetrack. Now if the lady says she's a muse, she's a muse.
[Brenda Trent enters, played by Kira, who is still also outside of the television screen]
Vargas: Who's that? Brenda!
Sonny: Kira!
Brenda Trent: Sonny.
[Sonny slumps into a chair]
Nick: I think he needs a drink.
Kira: It's okay; I'll take care of it. Thanks!
Nick: Good luck on the opening of your joint, kid.
[Puts his hands up]
Nick: Wish I could be there.
[the television goes off]