"Kimberly Grows Up"
Season 5

[In the kitchen]

Philip: So kids, what's up this morning?
Arnold: Nothing much, I just fed my goldfish, Abraham his pancakes!
Willis: How do you feed a fish pancakes?
Arnold: You just give him fish food, and put syrup in his bowl.
Kimberly: Well, unlike such childish things, me and Donny are going to the dance tonight.
Arnold: Oh Donny, your knight in shining acne!
Kimberly: Cut it out shorty.
Arnold: Hey you better watch you mouth, or I'll be feeding you to Abraham!
Kimberly: Whatchoo Talkin About Arnold?

[At school]

Donny: Kimberly, whenever I look into your eyes, I see Cinderella dancing.
Kimberly: Whenever I look at your face, I get chills.
Arnold: Whenever I smell your armpits, I faint, and give myself to the pigs.
Kimberly: Get out of here Arnold, what are you doing here anyway?
Arnold: Let's just say, I'm doing my job.
Kimberly: I'm sorry Donny, now where were we?
Donny: We were talking about eachothers eyes.
Kimberly, OK, then let's talk about the dance.
Donny: I plan on a romantic quiet dance, and then some sizzle after that.
Kimberly: What???
Donny: I was going to take you out for a soda later...
Kimberly: Oh.

[They Kiss]
[Willis sees them]
[Back at home]

Willis: Kimberly, you look great in that dress.
Arnold: Is it Halloween time?
Kimberly: No Arnold, why?
Arnold: Cause I just saw Bozo The Girl!

[Willis and Arnold both laugh]
[Knock at the door]

Donny: Hey sugarplum hot cakes, let's roll.
Kimberly: I just love him!

[3 hours later]

Arnold: Where's Kimberly, she was supposed to be here already.

[Kimberly walks in, with her dress ripped]

Willis: Kimberly, what happened?

[Kimberly crying]

Kimberly: It was Donny, he..he..
Willis: What did he do to you Kimberly?
Kimberly: Don't tell dad. He took me to this cliff and...and he told me that we should get to know eachother more, and then...then
Willis: What???
Kimberly: He threw me to the back seat, and ripped my dress, and then rubbed his body against mine, and then a took a wrenche that he had in the car and...and I killed him...

[Kimberly still crying]

Willis: Kimberly, I'm so sorry. What do we tell dad?
Kimberly: We tell him nothing, please don't tell, let's just go on with our lives, but can I have some alchohal and a bandage?
Willis: Why?
Kimberly: I wouldn't take off my clothes, so he took his key, and scratched my back. Oh Willis...
Willis: What is it?
Kimberly: Could I come to you if I needed someone to talk you? Or to just shoot the breeze, or...if I just want a hug?

[They hug]

THE END.


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Andrew Carden

That was F.U.N.N.Y., and if this was an episode, Nick at Nite wouldn't air it!

OMG Callmetootie you're fanfics are SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! u should make more and publish a book all about sitcom fanfics!!!

LOL, You're a great writer

That would be a great soap opera you are a wonderful writer. That story was so sad. You would be make million with that story. would you like to be a writer? You would be great.

I'm sure Willis woulda said, oh Kimberly, I'm sorry! He would call the police and Kimberly wouldn't say Wachooo TALKIN' ABOUT Arnold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When Kimberly was sayin' taht stuff bout a hug, SHE IS OLDER THAN WILLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the end, Wachooo talkin' about callmetootie.

I thought it was great! I loved it.



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Epstein: I refuse to speak on the grounds it may incinerate me.

Squiggy: We wanna be
like Ginger Rogers.
Lenny: And Fred Upstairs.

Jessica: Did the Devil make Chester disappear?
Mary: No, fear made Chester disappear.

what part was suppose to be funny?

That woulda been a good episode. But one thing, and it'd make the best ending....have Mr. D find out then have one of them classic sitcom style family hugs...housekeeper and all.

Devestaion's got it down. oh, and I thought this fanfic was lacking somethign, oh yea A STORY LINE!!!! awful, yuck, poo, sorry but it ws too short and not enough info to get into the mood. I do not critisise to be mean, I merely do it to make sure you know what to improve on, and please, improve on the length and depth, and why did she had to "kill him" it's an illegal act and kimberly would be sent to jail. and how the hell did she get home, you need to tie up your ending better, and mr. d IS the dad, he needs to take part in just a mornign breakfast! After all, was it not mr. d who rubbed into everythign in the REAL DS? That's what I thought...

y are you dogging on "Diff'rent Strokes" fan-fictions?