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Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:52pm - money - by Busted (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
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Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
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Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)
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Today, I discovered that the dust bunny I've been stepping over for the last month is actually a dead rat. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 2:31pm - misc - by omg (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
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Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)
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Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by MorganRox26 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by brokenrainbow. (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
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Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
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Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by ParanoidFreak (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
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Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
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Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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