The police brought him in for questioning and forgot he was there


He knows more about records than your parents put together

He once stayed up for three days just to catch a Leave It To Beaver marathon on TVLand

He puts people to sleep faster than pills


He is the least interesting man in the world.


I dont always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Black Label.

Stay thirsty my friends

His father once tried to trade him for a six pack and a Barely Legal magazine

Girls date him to help them with their insomnia.

People would rather watch the grass grow than meet him


He is the least interesting man in the world.


I dont always drink beer, but when I do I drink Hamms.

Stay thirsty my friends.

I dont always drink beer, but when I do I drink Hamms.

I drink Hamm's, too! :lol:

Hamm's rocks! :cheers: