I love this tv show what is everyones favorite episode?

Art House

I liked the episode where that guy with the eye patch comes to Doug and Carrie's house on Thanksgiving. At the end, they all fall for his generosity and he locks them out of the house. When Carrie tries to open the door, she goes, "crap!" Then they show Carrie describing to an officer what the guy stole. In the tail end, Hollie is visiting the guy in jail because she has a crush on him and asks him if she can get her purse back. I also like the episode where Carrie is out of work and she lounges around the house all day.

Here is a thread I created a long time ago about this:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=230082


Here are my favorites:

1. China Syndrome Part 2 - Loved the way the show ended plus I loved the montage (song was great with it).

2. Net Prophets - Love the Christmas Ones

3. Noel Cowards - Again, love the the Christmas Ones

4. Assaulted Nuts - Doug stapling his undercarriage, Arthur riffling through Carrie's purse leading to the line... what do you need birth control pills for, does he touch you?

5. Strike One, Too, Three - Grouping these together... starts with car breaking down with Doug in his boxers and then proceeding to beat up the clown. During the strike the guys sleep a lot, grow facial hair, and heckle everyone they see. Doug also buys a new car before the strike occurs.

6. Doug Out - Doug calls Arthur a demented old circus monkey and has to make it up to him by taking him to a Mets game.

7. Queasy Rider - Doug gets a motorcycle. He crashes into the garage door tips it over a lot and soon learns he hates it.

8. Flash Photography - Deacon introduces Doug to novelty wedding photos while being bored out of their minds at a wedding. Doug takes a picture of his "be front" with a top hat and everyone blames Danny who was once in love with the bride.

9. Pilot - Doug gets his big screen and wreck room but it is soon lost when Arthur (who burns down his house) has to move in. The moment where Doug hugs his big screen and says I love you really sets the tone for the series.

10. Frozen Pop - Arthur moves up stairs when a cold spell arrives. This episode is where I got my user name from.

11. Affidavit Justice - Doug is a star at Carries law firm's softball game which soon leads to another law firm "wooing" him to join them if he brings his big bat. It's hilarious how Doug is sliding, diving and going all out and Carrie's says how nobody is taking it serious and that the second basemen has a full plate of chicken. LOL

12. Kirbed Enthusiasm - Doug tries to get in to shape so he can try out for a semi pro football team. This in order to get Kirby to stay in football and help Deacon de gay his son. Love the line where Doug is like did you see me out there?, I'm averaging 17 yards a carry and I am threading the needle.

13. Screwed Driver - It's like high school again when his parents visit. Doug's gotta study when he fails his IPS test and mom cracks down.

14. Educating Doug
Supermarket Story - Most people don't have this as a favorite but I love the whole grocery store setting.

15. Arthur, Spooner - Doug can't sleep when Carrie has to work on a project for work at night but soon finds out Arthur's warm body will do.

16. Awful Bigamy - Doug works it when he has Carrie as his upstairs wife, Holly as the downstairs wife and a coworker's sister as his "coliseum wife".

17. Food Fight - Spence's girlfriend is going to culinary school and Doug is in heaven when she bakes all this great food for him to try. Carry and Spence become jealous.

18. Inn Escapable - Doug and Carry end up staying at a bed and breakfast type place when they go on vacation. The end tag is hilarious when Doug shows up as the couple who own the place's son who hasn't been around for years. "I'm home pop." Also, thought it was hilarious when they run over the lawn gnomes and stuff to escape.

19. Where's Poppa? - Doug and Carrie are free to do what they want when they send Arthur off to work at Danny's pizza place.

20. I, Candy - Doug gets his fancy pants on when a pretty waitress pays him a compliment.


This was tough to do so... I could easily have added others and taken some out.

Wow, very good list! Reading through your list made me think of all the hilarious moments of this show. And even though every single episode is memorable and great, here's some of mine...
1. Cello, Goodbye- Where Carrie is starting to work late with her boss, Evan, who gives her rides home in his Jag. "Ooh looks like Evan got it detailed.." The silent argument between Doug and Carrie at Li Fung xay..xchi...I DON'T KNOW's concert is insanely hilarious.
2. Paternal Affairs- Where Doug & Carrie have their anniversary dinner at home with friends. "Its a ring, its a watch...ring..watch..you're lucky, you're so lucky!" & Arthur starts to date Doug's aunt, Shiela Rattnaster. " What a beautiful name!"
3. Assaulted Nuts- This is hands down my favorite episode of the series. This is where Doug is messing around at work and accidentally staples himself right in the tool bag. This episode has classic lines such as, "you stapled yourself in mall?" "don't tell me!" & "does it hurt? Not really, it stings, like if a rabbit bit me."
4. Class Struggle- This is the episode where carrie convinces herself to go back to school, but soon realizes that is a lot tougher than she thought. She salso can't get the now classic Doug & Carrie song out of her head. This episode was really unique to me because kevin james' mastery of physical comedy is on full display. The flip over the cop car and hitting the payphone was priceless.
5. Lush Life- This is the episode where doug realizes that carrie, when drunk, is less bitchy and gives in to what ever doug wants. Classic lines like: " is he getting us drunk to change our personality?" " I eat what I want, I play poker when I want, and I scratch where ever I want."
6. Flame Resistant- Classic episode, loaded with laughs. Doug's old girlfriend, Margie Coletti comes back to town & Doug & Carrie run into her at Cooper's. Doug finds out Margie still says in touch with his mom, much to Carrie's dismay. This one has another classic song, written by doug "the boss" heffernan, The Margie Song. BE WARNED, THIS SONG WILL GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD! In the scene where doug is playing the keyboard & singing the song outside of margie's appartment & Carrie pops up & Doug switches the words to The Carrie Song, I laugh uncontrollably & resins about 10 times.
7. Dougie Houser- Where there is the flashback to where doug and carrie by their house. I am partial to all the flashback episodes. Arthur is a ribbon salesman, and desperately tries to make a sale to little girls, in a way that only arthur can. Deacon is bald, and doug looks like an 80's porn star with his mustache. My favorite scene is where doug is trying to work the dumb waiter! Classic. " let me paint a picture for you, we're in the other house, you're in bed, you're in the mood for pork chops. Both your legs are broken. Now coincidently, I'm down in the kitchen frying pork chops. The smell watts up to you & you shout down to me, but I can't hear you, because we don't have an intercom. Now turns out, I'm a nice guy, and I wanna get you those pork chops, so I go to send them up to you in the dumb waiter, but we don't have one! So I walk the pork chops up to you, but the house has no flow, and I wind up in the basement and you starve to death!" Its gold like this that made the king of queens the best sitcom of all time!
There are so many more than I can think of & that I wanna quote, but there's just not enough time and not enough computer space.

I did like 25 above but I honestly could have made my favorite 50, 75 or 100. Since then I will say though Thanks, Man should be on that top 20. Love Danny in that episode when he is watching the game on his little tv. The guy with the patch goes up the steps and Danny says WHAT ARE YOU BLIND. (referring to the refs). Later on he's like you fumbling b*tch and how do you get tackled by a guy from Sweden. I like how they keep saying eye patch and Kirby and Major call him a pirate.

I just started watching this show a few weeks ago and I love it! My favorite episode is when Doug gets stuck at this creepy Bed and Breakfast and Carrie is partying it up at the Hyatt. I also love the episode when Carrie gets that awful haircut. I couldn't stop laughing!

I just started watching this show a few weeks ago and I love it! My favorite episode is when Doug gets stuck at this creepy Bed and Breakfast and Carrie is partying it up at the Hyatt. I also love the episode when Carrie gets that awful haircut. I couldn't stop laughing!

Awesome, hopefully with it going to TBS and now Spike TV and TV Land in 2013 there will be new fans. It's amazing how years after the show ends there are still people watching it for the 1st time and enjoying the show.

Personally, I started watching reruns on UPN around 02-03 ish but didn't watch the new episodes until season 7. Really wish I would have known about the show back in 98 and would have got to watch the entire series as it aired. Then again watching without commercials and watching more than one episode every week has it's advantages.

Also, wish I could go back and forget all the episodes and watch them for the 1st time again. I would probably die of laughter if I could watch them all 207 from beginning to end for the 1st time again.

There are so many but the first ones that come to mind are the 3 part Strike Episodes I loved those.