Impressions
11-17-2009, 06:41 PM
I have been watching the recent on-demand episodes, and I think the best one is from season 6's Sisters, with Blair and Jo bantering:
Blair: What an evening.
Jo: Just be glad it's over.
Blair: Never again. I couldn't believe that was my mother laughing and carrying on that way.
Jo: Yeah it's pretty obvious, wasn't it?
Blair: What?
Jo: It's obvious she was making a play for my dad.
Blair: She most certainly was not.
Jo: C'mon, she was laughing at everything he said. Even when it wasn't funny.
Blair: She was simply being polite and listening to your father's ridiculous army stories. I particularily like the one about the time they made soup from the goat they ran over with a jeep. Such a perfect dinner conversation.
Jo: Are you saying my father's...
Blair: Crude? Yes, he is.
Jo: Well your mother is a spoiled air-head who has nothing better to with her time than to spend it in a beauty parlor. She should be lucky to get my dad.
Blair: And your father would just love to get his hands on all her money, now wouldn't he?
Jo: Oh, well I thought that's how your mother got all her boyfriends, Blair. Oh, it's alright though, at her age, how else is she going to bait the hook?
Blair: Are you saying my mother is trying to buy your father?
Jo: Are you saying my father's for sale?
Blair: Yes, yes I am.
Jo: Well I'm saying your mother is trying to buy my father, who's not for sale.
Blair: Fine, I'm going to bed.
Jo: Me too.
Blair: Where are you going?
Jo: To bed!
Blair: In the bedroom?
Jo: That's where my bed is!
Blair: Then I'm going to study.
Jo: I thought you were going to bed?!
Blair: I changed my mind, if it's okay with you.
Jo: Suit yourself, sis.
Jo won that one, most definately. Now you call the shots, what's the best catfight on the show?
Blair: What an evening.
Jo: Just be glad it's over.
Blair: Never again. I couldn't believe that was my mother laughing and carrying on that way.
Jo: Yeah it's pretty obvious, wasn't it?
Blair: What?
Jo: It's obvious she was making a play for my dad.
Blair: She most certainly was not.
Jo: C'mon, she was laughing at everything he said. Even when it wasn't funny.
Blair: She was simply being polite and listening to your father's ridiculous army stories. I particularily like the one about the time they made soup from the goat they ran over with a jeep. Such a perfect dinner conversation.
Jo: Are you saying my father's...
Blair: Crude? Yes, he is.
Jo: Well your mother is a spoiled air-head who has nothing better to with her time than to spend it in a beauty parlor. She should be lucky to get my dad.
Blair: And your father would just love to get his hands on all her money, now wouldn't he?
Jo: Oh, well I thought that's how your mother got all her boyfriends, Blair. Oh, it's alright though, at her age, how else is she going to bait the hook?
Blair: Are you saying my mother is trying to buy your father?
Jo: Are you saying my father's for sale?
Blair: Yes, yes I am.
Jo: Well I'm saying your mother is trying to buy my father, who's not for sale.
Blair: Fine, I'm going to bed.
Jo: Me too.
Blair: Where are you going?
Jo: To bed!
Blair: In the bedroom?
Jo: That's where my bed is!
Blair: Then I'm going to study.
Jo: I thought you were going to bed?!
Blair: I changed my mind, if it's okay with you.
Jo: Suit yourself, sis.
Jo won that one, most definately. Now you call the shots, what's the best catfight on the show?