"Young At Heart":

Alice: "How can you be so 'icky'?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."

"TV or Not TV":

(Alice has been acting very nice to Ralph.)

Alice: "Would you like anything?"

Ralph: "Let me have whatever you are drinking. I want to get loaded too."

"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):

Alice: "I bought Ralph a new belt. I want to make sure it fits."

Trixie: "If it doesn't, you can always exchange it for a bigger size."

Alice: "There is no bigger size."

"A Promotion Part 1":

Ralph: "A derrick couldn't get me out of this chair."

Alice: "A good big one might be able to."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ralph: "I am not asking you for the money. The General is telling you to give it to me."

(Alice puts a pot on Ralph's head like as if it were an army helmet and "salutes" him.)

Alice: "Har-har-har!"

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ralph: "What kind of life do you think I live in this city by driving a bus all day? Do you know what I hear? Taxi horns, police whistles, fire engines, breakes schreeching, people hollering. When I finish my work and get home what do I hear? Babies crying, garbage cans-a-rattling, peddlers-a-yelling. I ask you, waht do I have to do to get a little peace and quiet?"

Alice: "Why don't you shut up?"

"You're In The Picture":

Ralph: "I cut myself shaving."

Alice: "And now you are starting to bleed?"

Ed: "With the way that Ralph is built, it takes his blood a long time to come to the surface."

"You're In The Picture":

Ed: "I must be losing my mind."

Trixie: "How could you lose something you never had?"

"Petticaot Jungle":

Ralph: "You wear the first one the man showed you or the one I gave you last year."

Alice: "I can't wear the latter Ralph. It has a hole in the knee."