(The NY Yankees won the World Series 4 games to 2 by beating the Philadelphia Phillies 7-4.)

(Alice & Trixie are talking in the kitchen.)

Trixie: "Oh, I hope the boys don't come in making noise."

Alice: "Oh, you know them. Ralph will brag, brag, barag about his Yankees winning the World Series for the first time in nine years. They will probably be coming in right..."

Ralph & Ed (from the hallway, singing loudly and off-key): "WEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/WEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/NO TIME FOR THE PHILLLLLLLLLLLIES/BECAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS...OF THE WORRRRRRRRLD."

(The girls have a look of disgust on their faces. Ralph & Ed come in.)

Ralph: "What a night Norton. The Yankees have won their 27th championship. Did you see the look on Garrity's face when we came in?"

Ed: "He looked like he wanted to kill us."

Alice: "I thought you guys would have more sense coming in at 2am and howling at the top of your lungs."

Ralph: "Tonight, is our night to howl. This is a long time coming. The Yankees were waiting 9 long years and they deserved this. They NEEDED this win."

Ed: "First win since 9/11."

Ralph: "Me and Norton saw a lot of celbs there too like Regis."

Ed: "Too bad Kelly couldn't be there. Va-va-va-voom!"

Ralph: "Well, I predicted it last year that the Yankees were going to win it all next year."

Ed: "Just like you did it almost every year since they lost the title."

Ralph: "Oooh, don't remind me Norton. Anyway, Joe Fenstablau owes me money from the bet I made with him regarding the Yankees winning it all."

Alice: "I just thought you two would have more sense. I am happy for the Yankees as is Trixie. But, next time a local New York sports team wins...don't holler at the top of your lungs."

Ralph: "No, but we will all sing."

(They all sing a song about New York sports teams.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you very much for being understanding of the fact that I am a New York sports fan..."

(Audience boos.)

Jackie: "...but I still think that the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

Trixie: "Every mistake that Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."

Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"

Trixie: "Ed, did you hear what he said?"

Ed: "He got us there. He didn't."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Alice: "How could you even think of going to the movies when Ed took you to the Kit Kat Club on your birthday?"

Ralph (from bedroom): "Did I ask him to take me there? Did I ask him?"

Alice: "No, you suggested going to the Copa."

"Hair To A Fortune":

Ralph: "Statistics show that all bald-headed men are rich. They have got money. Do you know why? Because they are smart. They got brains. The more brains they have, the less hair they got."

Alice (feeling Ralph's hair): "I rest my case."

"The Sleepwalker":

Ed: "With all the noise you two have been making, you woke me out of a sound sleep."

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the tacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Unconventional Behavior":

(Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried syaing "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.)

Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open them up."

Ed: "There ain't no key. You got to boomph your way out."

Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Ed has been hypnotized to believe he's going to work.)

Great Fatchumara: "You are down in the sewer now."

Ed: "I am down in the sewer now. Prepare to submerge."

(Ed "submerges.")

Ed: "I am now walking in the water." (looking at Ralph): "Look out. There's a whale in the sewer. It's Moby Dick."

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "Alice wants a TV set."

Ed: "Ralph, how did she know about such a thing as TV. I thought that you kept her in the dark on things like that."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

(The Kramdens & Nortons see Mr. Mosby about getting a cottage.)

Mr. Mosby: "I am going to do for you what I did for my mother."

Ed: "You are going to buy one for us?"

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

(Ralph, Alice & Ed are practicing the stunt.)

Ralph: "How could I get there as fast as you?"

Ed: "Take off 90 pounds."