View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? (Part 14)


Frank Gannucci
11-03-2009, 12:33 AM
(The Philadelphia Phillies beat the NY Yankees 8-6.)

(Ralph is pacing back and forth. Then, he sits down. Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hello Ralph."

Ralph: "How are you Norton? How was your day?"

Ed: "It was a dark, dark day. Those Yankees really blew it."

(Ed blows his nose.)

Ralph: "Oh, as mich as I wanted the Yankees to win in New York, I wanted them to win. Now those pesky Phillies have the momentum. This is bad. I can't survive another year without the Yankees as champs."

Ed: "By, the looks of you, I will be surprised if you survive even if the Yankees win the World Series."

Ralph: "If I wasn't so tired, you would get yours."

Ed: "Time to smile. Look on the bright side. As you said, you wanted the Yankees to win another World Series in New York. How appropriate would it be if it happend in Yankee Stadium's first year."

Ralph: "Yeah, you right Norton. That will truly make the new Yankee Stadium's first year. I hope the stadium surpasses the old Yankee Stadium as far as history but it will have a lot of pressure on it. Ha ha ha."

(Ed & Ralph sing a song about the Yankees winning the World Series.)

(Jackie Gleason walks out. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)