(The NY Yankees beat the Philadelphia Phillies 3-1.)

(Ralph & Ed are at Yankee Stadium.)

Ralph & Ed (yelling): "HEY PEDRO, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

(They clap.)

Ralph & Ed (yell): "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

Ed: "The Yankees are Pedro's Daddy and tonight proved it. Now it's off to Philly."

Ralph: "Yes, Norton. We should get tickets to go to Philly. I never been there before. It sounds like a great city."

Ed: "I would love to see how much brotherly love is in the Philly sewers."

Ralph: "Yeah, you would."

Ed: "Game 3 is on Halloween. We could watch the game at the Raccoon Lodge. Hopefully, it won't be scary."

Ralph: "It will be scary...for the Phillies. They will choke on Saturday and in this series in general. Ha ha."

(Philly fans come by. They look to be very jacked up in size.)

Fan (yells): "PHILLIES RULE! THEY WILL COME BACK."

Ralph: "Now, they won't big shot."

Fan #2: "Look who's talking about big."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON! THE YANKEES RULE AND WILL CONTINUE TO RULE."

Ed: "Ralph, don't open your mouth and say what you thought about the Phillies."

Fan: "What did he say?"

Ralph: "I said nothing."

Ed: "Don't be bashful Ralph. You said that the Phillies are too dumb and weak to beat the Yankees."

(Ralph & Ed arrive home. Ralph has two black eyes.)

Ed: "Why did you have to pick a fight with those two for?"

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the best. Good night."

(Audience cheers.)