View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? (Part 8) (The LA Angels beat the NY Yankees 7-6.)


Frank Gannucci
10-22-2009, 11:39 PM
(Ralph just watched the game in the poolroom with Ed.)

Ralph: "What a heartbreaker Norton. The Yankees had a big opportunity and they blew it."

Ed: "Oh boy. Now those Angels have the momentum. This is terrible."

Ralph: "The good news is that the Yankees will be playing in New York. Those Angels couldn't beat us in New York. Game 6 will be their demise. I predict that."

Ed: "I hope so."

Ralph: "You hope so? I am NEVER wrong when I make my predictions. I have never been wrong in my ENTIRE LIFE."

Ed: "You haven't?"

Ralph: "Never mind that. All I know is that when we bowl on Saturday, we will be watching the game and drinking beer. When the Yankees win, I will celebrate and party. I will become known as 'Mr. Saturday Night.'"

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "I hope you don't get drunk and drop your bowling ball on your foot or do what you did when you got drunk while bowling last time."

Ralph: "I got a strike didn't I?"

Ed: "Yeah, for the other team."

(Harvey comes out.)

Harvey: "Talk about playing for the other team Kramden. I always knew you had a thing for..."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"

Harvey: "I will make a bet with you Ralph. If the Yankees win, I will pay you $50."

Ralph: "I will take it and you will lose just like you lost our boxing match years ago. You forfeited."

(Harvey takes Ralph otuside and punches him out. Ed walks Ralph home.)

Ralph: "I got a BIIIG mouth."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)